A/N: Dew to lack of reviews in the last chapter I won't be updating any more unless I get at least two for this chapter. So I am sorry if you like this story and I don't update but its your fualt.


James, Sirius (Padfoot), and Remus (Moony)

In order to prank the girls, we had to wake up early. I admit it was a challenge to get Padfoot up but once he knew we were going to get the girls back, he was up and moving. We snuck down to the kitchens while the rest of the school was still asleep. We were lucky since we found the kitchens in our first year. We were also lucky that the house-elves knew us so well.

"Master Potter, Loopy is so happy to see you. What can I do for you this morning? Do you want the regular breakfast to go?" A house-elf asked energetically as soon as we arrived.

"No, Loopy. We have a special task for you this morning," Sirius replied almost as hyper as the elf. "Do you know Miss Evans, Miss Thornton, and Miss Kerry?"

"Oh yes, yes, me know the girls, they sometimes come down to the kitchens for hot chocolate and cookies," Loopy replied looking like he was going to pass out from a caffeine overload.

"Oh," I said. "The girls know about the kitchens too?" I asked confused. I thought only the Marauders knew about the kitchens.

"Yes, yes the girls found the kitchens in their third year. It's so sad that only the girls and you know about the kitchens, though. Loopy would like some more Masters and Mistresses to serve."

"Oh, of course," Moony said stepping forward. "Well we know the girls and we wanted to give them a gift," he continued, producing three vials of potions. "Can you put these into their goblets of pumpkin juice at breakfast this morning?"

I have to remember to get Moony the biggest bar of Honeydukes' chocolate the next time I go to Hogsmeade. Loopy looked a little nervous about our proposal but eventually gave in.

After we had finished our business in the kitchens we went to the Great Hall where people were just coming in to eat. The girls weren't there yet, but they wouldn't be getting in until the end of breakfast. I made sure of that by putting a little sleeping spell on them; I wanted to make sure the whole school would see them humiliated.


Lily, Britia, and Jess

I woke up feeling refreshed after a good night's sleep. I usually wake up early to get ready before Jess and Britia hog the bathroom but today I felt something was off. It was too bright and all the birds were out flying. I quickly jumped over my bed and grabbed my alarm clock. It was already 9:30 and I had not even gotten dressed yet. I quickly woke Jess and Britia up. Despite their complaints, I showed them the clock and it got them moving. We were ready to go and entered the Great Hall fifteen minutes later.

Once we were in the Great Hall we sat down and started stuffing food in our mouths since we only had fifteen minutes to eat. I didn't even notice the looks the Marauders were giving us and I had just drunk down all of my pumpkin juice. The next thing I heard was laughter, and I knew that the boys had struck back.


James, Sirius (Padfoot), and Remus (Moony)

Our plan was working perfectly, the girls showed up with fifteen minutes worth of breakfast left and completely forgot about checking for any pranks we might do to retaliate with for last night. I watched as Evans picked up her goblet and drunk down everything in it, and the other girls did the same.

Immediately the potion started to work. First Britannia's face started to break out and it was obvious she got the wart potion, facial hair grew on Jezebel so quick that within three seconds you couldn't even see her face, and Evan's (hers was my favorite) eyes turned red and crossed then her eye brows grew so that they covered her face. It was so funny I thought I was going to die laughing, and apparently the rest of the school thought so, too, with how hard they were laughing.

I was laughing so hard that I fell off the seat and onto the floor. But in the next moment I felt my body being lifted off the ground, I looked over and saw that Padfoot and Moony were being lifted into the air also. I looked towards the teachers and saw that not one of them had a wand out, which meant that the girls had us.

"Potter!" I heard my name being called and I looked at Evans who had her wand out and was holding us in the air. I looked at her friends and saw them trying to undo the spells we had cast on them. "Take the spell off or give us the potion to fix it. NOW!" she yelled at me.

"No," I responded, trying to get back on the ground. "I think I will just let you suffer." There was no way I was going to back down to a girl, girls can't do anything.

"Yes you will, or I will turn you into a chicken, pluck all of your feathers off, and then roast you in an oven." Evans screamed back at me. I think she was getting a little mad.

"Well..." I said as a sudden thought struck me, "If you go out with me I suppose I can fix it."

Evans made this freaky noise and I could tell she was really mad. She raised her wand again and I was starting to regret asking her out.

"Go to Hell Potter!" she screamed at me. I looked at the teachers and I saw Dumbledore was holding back a laugh. I looked at Evans again but it was too late there was already a spell coming at me. Then it started. The Marauders and me against The Flower Power brigade.

Soon I had chicken wings as arms and my lower half looked like a mix between an alligator and a monkey. Padfoot and Moony didn't look much better but they were tied up with ropes. I looked at the girls and Evans was the only one still standing and it looked like she had countered all the curses I sent at her. She raised her wand again but did not send a hex at me. "Potter," she called, "there is only one fair way to settle this." I waited to hear what she was going to say, along with the rest of the school. "A war of pranks, whoever gives in first wins."

"Yeah right Evans, do you really think you and your Flower Power gang could beat us, the Marauders? I mean you're just girls," I retorted. There was no way they could beat us.

"Fine Potter, back down from the challenge then. The whole school will know you are afraid to face girls in a pranking contest."

"Fine, you're on. It starts next week no pranks until then. But you will lose and you will fall hard." I then gathered my friends and left the hall to let the students talk and gossip among themselves. But I had one thing on my mind. How the hell did Evans manage to counter all of my hexes? Maybe this would be harder than I thought.


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