AN: You people should love me, it's been like three days since my last update. Oh, and one of my lovely readers put the idea in my head, so I'm working on a Pietro/OC story, so look out for that! Did you know that it takes three days to shrink a human head? Fuck, I lost my handcuffs..... again.

Disclaimer: I do not own X men Evolutions, or any of the characters. I do in fact own Roxy. So suck it!

Warning: Contains cursing, violence, vomiting, mild to moderate sexual situations, and the occasional reference to yaoi/ slash/ BL.

Belle Fleur

Chapter seven- Really Guy?

"I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying." -Oscar Wilde

"So you are telling me that Hank McCoy, our calm chemistry teacher, broke a sink in a fit of rage?" I asked with a raised eyebrow. There is no way in hell that he would do that. The guy's as dangerous as a daisy. A six foot well built daisy, but a daisy none the less!

"I'm not lieing, yo, I know this guy who was in his second period class when it happened! He said that he ran out of the room angry and the next thing they knew, they were missing a sink in the men's room." Toad tried to convince me as we made our way to chemistry.

"Ok, first of all, that's Kurt's class-"

"Kinda creepy you know that."

"Shut up. And none of the brotherhood is in that class. And second of nobody will associate with you out side of the brotherhood because your a pick-pocketing little creep-"

"Like you're one to talk."

"So your source, doesn't exist." I finished with an assured smirk on my face.

"Believe what you want, but there it is." Toad said as we passed a bathroom with yellow tape going back and forth on the door. Just past the tape you could distinctly see a sink with some water leaking out of the pipes hanging from the bottom.

"Doesn't mean that McCoy did it. Lance could have done that for all we know. Hell, I could do that on a good day." I said with a scowl on my face.

"Whatever." Toad said before we turned into our class room, "Look, yo, a sub!"

"It could be just a coincidence." I tried to defend the only teacher in the school who could stand me.

"We saw him this morning, remember he stopped you to tell you to meet him in the gym tomorrow because he had to coach the girl's roller hockey." Toad pointed out before turning back to me, "I aint staying if we have a sub, you coming?"

"Yeah, but where is Tabby?" I asked after noticing that she wasn't in her normal seat.

"Probably under the bleachers already. Let's go, yo!" Toad said in a whiny voice as he dragged me out of the class room. What is his malfunction?

"God, slow down fucker! I gotta put my shit in my locker." I said with an exasperated sigh.

"Well hurry up, yo. I aint getting caught by Kelly again, I got enough detention as it is, ya know?" Toad said as he hopped on top of my locker only to hop to the other side of the hallway.

"You want to hurry up?" I asked as soon as I had put all of my books away, "That can be arranged." Looking either way in the hallway I saw that nobody was there and grabbed onto Toad's arm. Allowing the calm darkness to engulf the two of us, I simply waited until it passed and we were in our chosen location.

"What the hell Roxy, why you always got to do that? You know it makes me sick, yo!" Toad said angrily before looking around, "Wait, why aren't I sick?"

"Because you got used to it, ass wipe." I said with a sigh before walking over to where Tabby and Pietro were sitting high in the rafters. Repeating my transportation act I then appeared sitting on one of the bars parallel to the ground. Toad then followed my actions and hopped until he was placed next to Tabby. "Why are you here, Pietro?"

"I got bored of my history class." he announced with a shrug, "And I was going to go home to sleep but then I saw Tabbitha under here and she said that you two were probably on your way, so I stayed."

"How sweet of you." I said with a small smile.

"Yeah, breaking up this boring conversation, you got any cigarettes, Toad? Lance took all of mine." Tabby whined towards the amphibious boy sitting next to her.

"Yeah, but you owe me, yo." Toad said as he pulled out a familiar square box and gave one to Tabby and took one for himself before turning to Pietro and myself, "You guys want one?"

"Please and thank you." I said as I took one out carefully. Looking to my side I saw Pietro had taken one without speaking and currently had the lighter, "Shouldn't you not be smoking, you know with the whole extreme speed running thing?"

"Shut up."

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"Hey there McCoy!" I said as I walked into the gym at the end of the day, "Where were you yesterday?"

"I had something personal to take care of." He said with his usual calm look on his face, "How was my substitute?"

"Oh yeah, did I mention that I ditched your class yesterday?" I asked with a happy smile on my face.

"Roxy." He said with disappointment apparent in his voice.

"What? You said to be more honest. So I told you honestly that I don't go to class if I have a substitute teacher. It's just a waste of both of our time." I said with a shrug, Which was true. Ever since I was in third grade, if I had a sub then I wasn't in that class that day.

"By be more honest, I meant go to class regardless of who is teaching, do not steal, do not do anything immoral." He said as his calm demeanor came back to him.

"I'm not good at stuff like that." I said with a shake of my head.

"What do your parents think of all of this?" He asked. In the last week McCoy had taken to asking me personal questions, and I have taken to not giving a crap and answering them as honestly as I could without giving up the fact that I was in fact a mutant.

"They don't really care as long as I don't get arrested. Which only happened once and it was all a misunderstanding and they bailed me out." I said with a smile. And by bailed me out, I mean that I transported myself the hell out of that jail cell.

"Just, try to work on that. Alright?" He asked before looking up at the door that lead to the hallways, "I have something I need to do, when the girls come out can you just tell them to start doing drills and that I'll be back in a minute?"

"Will do." And with that he was gone. And in less than three seconds all of the girls rolled out of the locker room, literally. "Ok, I'm sorry. But is this even a real sport?" I asked loudly to the girls as I took my seat on the bottom bleacher.

"What are you doing here?" And of course, Jean is here! Aren't I just a lucky duck?

"How many sports teams are you on?" I asked right back at her. Seriously, she has been on every team that McCoy has had to supervise. Maybe she is secretly in love with him. Haha, sucks for Scott.

"Well excuse me for wanting to stay in shape unlike some people." She shot back with a glare. Ew, angry Jean.

"I stay in shape, I just don't have to be around a bunch of people I hate to do it." I said with a shrug, "And anyway, McCoy left me in charge."

"Why would he ever leave you in charge?" She asked with a sneer.

"Wow, bitch alert. And if you must know it is because he loves me and because I don't fail at life. Which is more than you can say." I spat out before turning to the other girls who had been watching with interest, "Go run drills or something. Don't kill each other, and try to remember; this isn't a real sport!"

"Thank you Roxy, that will be enough." Mr. McCoy said as he walked back into the gym with Evan standing in the door way awkwardly. "Come on people, let's turn it up a notch! And let's have some fun! That's it, great! Use your stick! Go, go, go!" And he continued to coach them like this for a good five minutes before he stopped abruptly. He clutched his head in pain and leaned forward slightly, but none of the girls even seemed to notice. His right hand began to move forward before he clutched it and mumbled something that sounded like "No, not now." before putting both of his hands behind his back. But that only worked for a minute before he began flailing around in pain, now with his back to the girls.

"Catch me coach, I can't stop!" Some idiotic girl from the team squealed as she rolled closer to McCoy. The only reaction that he gave her was to turn around and growl in her face. Yes, he growled at a girl. Ignoring the obvious signs of a mental breakdown, that in and of itself, was really funny. But as she rolled closer to him, he did in fact catch her and gripped her arms to the point of bruising.

"Hey teach, nice catch!" Evan said as he ran over to defuse the situation, "Bet you didn't see that one coming." And after being broken out of his stupor, he finally let her go, although he still looked on edge.

"Gee, Mr. McCoy looked really mad." The girl said as Evan walked her back onto the court where Jean rolled closer to her.

"No, you just surprised him!" Jean assured her before rolling behind Evan back to McCoy who was still bugging out.

"Are you feeling alright?" Evan asked as he placed a gentle hand on McCoy's shoulder.

"Yes, I'm fine. I- I guess I'm just a little jumpy." he answered with his voice a little raspy as he tried to calm down his quickened breathes.

And that was the end of practice for a fake sport, and the end of my detention.

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"What i don't get yo, is that you still don't believe me! I took a shower this morning, I swear!" Toad tried to defend himself as the two of us made our way to my locker at the end of the day, which is where both Tabby and Pietro said that they would meet me so we could all walk home together. Lance was mad at us for different reasons each, so he was only driving Freddy home now. I offered to teleport us all home but Tabby declined due to her lack of teleportation, so I decided to walk home with her. And Pietro being the gentleman that he is decided to walk with me instead of sprinting home, and Toad has no other friends so he was going to hop home with us.

"Well you still smell like shit, so yeah, I'm having a hard time believing you." I said as we finally arrived at my locker where the other two were waiting. "Hey there, want some muffins I made last period?" I asked while extending the bag full of muffins.

"Don't you have cooking with Lance?" Pietro asked before taking a bite, "Is he still mad at us?"

"Let's just say he offered to drive Kitty home because he was going to have so much extra room in his car for awhile." I said with a shrug.

"So we're screwed." Tabby says with a sigh, "Does he not realize that we live like a good five miles from school?"

"Oh, hallo Roxy and Tabbizha." A shy German voice asked from behind our group. turning around I saw that it was Kurt with a light blush on his face.

"Hey blue boy!" Tabby greeted happily.

"Hey Kurt, what's up?" I asked with a wide smile.

"I um, juzt vanted to know if you vanted to hang out today?" He asked quietly. Looking around I noticed that Pietro was glaring daggers at Kurt and that Toad was making faces at him.

"Ok, first of all, you two stop being douches." I said as I pointed angrily at Pietro and Toad, then turned back to Kurt with a warm smile, "And I would love to. Your place?"

"Ja! And if you need a ride we have an extra spot in Scott's car because Kitty is getting a ride from Lance." Kurt offered with more confidence now that nobody was glaring at him.

"That would be amazing seeing as how Lance refuses to drive us anywhere." I said with a smile, "I'll meet you out at the car, I just have to give these bitches a lesson in manners. Okay?"

"Sure!" And with that h turned and walked down the hallway.

"Are you really going to ditch us for him?" Pietro asked with a sneer.

"Yeah, I am. He's my friend, get used to it." I said with a roll of my eyes.

"No, he's friends with Roxy. He would never accept you if he knew who Fleur was." Pietro said as he rolled his eyes right back at me.

"Well he's never going to find out who Fleur is, so it's all good." I said before turning to Toad and Tabby, "Come into the bathroom with me real fast." and with that the three of us walked into the bathroom just after I saw Pietro run out of the school at super speed. Inside the bathroom there was a nerdy freshman who was merely popping pimples in the mirror.

"Get out, yo." Toad yelled at her. She looked up quickly and blushed before running as quickly as she could out of the room. And with that I grabbed both of their wrists and teleported us all home.

"Now Toad, watch Tabby, don't molest her, and hold her hair back when she throws up. Pietro should be home soon, see you later!"

"Yeah, yeah." And with his mumbled response in the back round, I teleported back to school and ran out of the bathroom and outside to the parking lot.

"Sorry it took me so long, Pietro was being an ass." I said with a sigh as I jumped into the empty seat next to Kurt.

The entire car ride was silent. Scott was driving at a legal speed, which was something new after driving with Lance. Evan was reading a piece of paper and looking incredibility confused. Jean was glaring at me through the rear view mirror. And Kurt was just smiling in that cute way that he does when he's being oblivious to life. How cute.

But within five minutes we were at the institute and out of the car. Thank god.

"I'm starving! Do you vant something to eat?" Kurt said as he made a bee line for the kitchen. Once we got into the kitchen i noticed two things, there was a shit load of food on the table, and there was a giant blue fuzzy ape like man in the corner wearing brown slacks and a light tan shirt. Hm, blue and fuzzy? Maybe he was Fuzzy Lumpkins daddy!

"Um no, I'm good. But thank you!" I said with a wide smile as I sat down at the table, "Your house is so much nicer than mine. Have I told you that?" This comment enticed a smile from Kurt and a scoff from Jean who had just walked in.

"Most places are better than the Brotherhood house." She said as she poured herself a small glass of milk and grabbed a few cookies off of the table.

"While that is true, I meant nicer than my house." I said with an angry tone.

"We all know that they are one in the same." Jean spat out before taking an angry bite out of the first cookie.

"Why won't you listen to me when I say that I am not that crazy bitch that is helping the brotherhood!" I said in a slightly louder voice but not so loud that I was yelling.

"Because all of the evidence points to you." Jean said as if it was obvious.

"Well nobody else seems to believe your fucking evidence, even the Proff lets me in here." I said with a roll of my eyes, "Plus, according to your logic than that guy is Mr. McCoy." I said while pointing to Fuzzy Lumpkin's Dad.

"Hello, Roxy." The blue man said in a voice that could only belong to Mr. McCoy.

"Really guy, Really?" I asked as i turned back to the fuzzy man, "I hate today." I finally decided. And with that Jean walked out of the room.

"So did you attend my class today?" McCoy asked with a smile as he took the seat next to me at the table and Kurt took my other side after grabbing a sandwich.

"You know I didn't." I said with a wide smile that showed off all of my teeth. "Well I tried. I went in and sat down but then the chick tried giving me work to do so I got bored and walked out."

"You are such a good student." Kurt said before taking a bite of his sandwich. "And our sub vas a man."

"well shit. So McCoy, you're a mutant?" I asked with a nod of my head, "That's pretty cool."

"You know about mutants. that's unexpected." McCoy said in a voice very similar to my own.

"My dad's a mutant." I said with a shrug.

"Ah, now it all makes sense." McCoy said with a wise grin that showed off his fangs. Wow, that's kinda creepy....

"Oh, Roxy, I got a new movie, do you vant to vatch it vith me?" Kurt asked with an excited voice as soon as he finished his sandwich.

"Sure, that sounds good. Bye Mr. McCoy." I said as Kurt and myself made our way out of the kitchen and up the stairs towards Kurt's bedroom.

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"Hey Badger." i said cheerfully as I sat down next to said man at the giant dinner table that was the location of meals in the Xavier institute for the gifted.

"What is she doing here?" Logan asked without looking at me but instead stabbing the steak that he had been eating.

"Blue boy invited me." I said with a cheerful smile, "Don't lie, I know you missed me."

"I could live without another visit from you." He spat back. I don't think I'm good at making friends here. Logan has more of a reason to hate me though, he's just so fun to get mad. But speaking of which, Jean 'just so happened' to have a team practice for some other team that she was part of. Probably another fake sport.

"That hurt." I said as I began to sulk.

"Behave yourself, Roxy." Professor Xavier said in his smooth voice.

"I'll try." I said as a small smile made an appearance on my face.

"So how was your movie?" McCoy asked Kurt and myself as he attempted to change the subject.

"It was pretty bad ass." I said with a content shake of my head.

"Language."

"I enjoyed it." I corrected myself with a frown.

"Ja, it vas very good!" Kurt chimed in with an excited smile. Halfway through the movie he had turned off his image inducer, so you could see his fangs when he smiled and his tail curled up behind him in excitement.

"What was it about?" Ororo asked as she placed a small bite of mashed potatoes in her mouth.

"It was about this chick who's parents get turned into pigs so she goes to work at a spa in the spirit world and falls in love with a dragon." I said as if the plot had been a completely normal one.

"That sounds.... interesting."

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"I'm home, douches." I announces as soon as I got home.

"What's up?" Tabby asked as she walked down the stairs and into the kitchen to grab whatever was left over from dinner.

"Watched a movie with Fuzzy Lumpkins, you know. Normal shit." I said with a shrug.

"Only they can manage to be mutants and normal." Tabby said with a shake of her head, "Oh, and Pietro wants to talk to you."

"Of course he does." I said as I grabbed a piece of bread before heading upstairs to Pietro's room. "You rang?" I asked as I opened the door without knocking.

"Yeah, I just wanted to say that I was sorry-"

"No you're not." I said with a shrug as I pointed out the truth.

"Shut up. I'm sorry for how I acted towards you. It was rude and you didn't deserve it. I was just being pissy because you were picking the Xmen over us. But I am not sorry for what I said, that's the truth and you know it." He said with a shrug as he looked into my eyes to show that he was being sincere.

"I'm not picking them over you. I still live in this shit whole, don't I? And I know it's the truth, but I don't want it to be." I said with a sad sigh. "Go to bed, I'll see you in the morning." And with that I walked into my room and got into my pajamas and threw out the bread I had planned to eat. It didn't seem appetizing anymore. I lied down in my bed and stared at the ceiling, something I knew that I would be doing for at least the next six hours. But tomorrow was Saturday, so I could sleep in as late as I wanted to. That is unless Lance get's mad and tries to shake us all to death again. Fuck life.

Omk, do you guys know what day it is in like four days?!?!? That's right, Thanksgiving! Do you know what that means? Pie!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't had pie since like..... over the summer I think. I don't know, but I'm excited as hell.

Did this chapter suck, cos I think it did. But I also think everything I write sucks.
So my best friend (She lives like two hours away) and my boy friend talked on the phone for the first time last night. I think she traumatized him, but he won't tell me. I'm kind of worried....

Oh, and do you know what movie they watched? It's a real movie too...
Oh, and i found my handcuffs again!
So review, because it makes my life complete! Please and Thank you!