07.10.2022

It's I the Absolute Madman and I'm here with your weekly dose of Stranded!

But first, the weekly dose of comments!:

taiwoeretan1 - I can't say I have, but I've had it mentioned over at Ao3 I believe. Still, even if I knew exactly what she looks like in canon it wouldn't change anything about the Tooru in this fic

n1ght4ury20 - I'll do my best not to disappoint!

JesterGlytch - That third one might need to have some exceptions, especially when he has all the girls lining up for their daily dose of vitamin D!

SonicMax - It's either that or she, and possibly others, are currently chilling out in their village with absolutely nothing to worry about

And now the chapter!:


Their efforts were paying off more and more with each day passed as they scouted new and more bountiful spots to forage. They managed to accumulate a whole heap of berries of different sizes, shapes and colors in just under a week, which meant that they might as well pack up and go back home with their spoils. There was an issue with that idea though. Namely - none of them wanted to go back. None.

There was something about being able to spend entire days outside that reminded them how confined they felt inside their cave and now that they got a taste of freedom again they had no plans of abandoning it any time soon. They had a tiny ray of hope that maybe, just maybe the winter decided to finally fuck off during their absence and so one day they sent out Izuku to check the weather back on their domain.

He came back half an hour later with two icicles swinging from his hair and a tale of a cold wind blowing jagged lines across the snow which fully cemented their decision to stay where they were for at least another week and then start planning ahead, because if they really wanted to live her for an extended period of time then they'd need to get a few things done around the place to make it more comfortable. They doubted they could find a hot spring like they did at home but at this point they were pretty bored with it anyways.

Staying where they were for another week however made them face another dilemma - what were they going to do about the incoming supplies?

The easy choice - which was to leave them be - was out of the question without it even being mentioned. It's been a few weeks since Tooru arrived in the blazing glory of a flaming rock, so the odds about another person being included in the cargo were pretty high already. Just the trip back to their base would take up about two hours, maybe less if you were to haul ass, which meant that making it to the supplies and back wasn't really possible. At least in one journey.

"So you and Momo go to collect the supplies, then spend the night at our old place and come back to us first thing in the morning?" Mina asked to make sure she got everything right so that she doesn't end up freaking out about their status. Again.

"Yeah, that about sums it up." Izuku confirmed and Momo nodded in agreement.

"Is there any particular reason why you two are the ones going?" Mina pressed with a teasing smirk.

The implications of her words were not lost on either member of their group, but Momo had already prepared a perfect defensive response.

"Izuku may need help hauling the supplies all the way here, especially if we do end up finding someone out there, and I'm the only other person with a fitting set of winter-ish clothes." The raven-haired beauty explained whilst mentally patting herself on the back for stopping Mina's teasing dead in its tracks.

It was true that Mina's train of thought had seemed to be derailed, but in reality, as they were about to find out, it was still going full-steam ahead with no signs of slowing down whatsoever.

"Sounds reasonable enough. So I can trust that you two will absolutely not fool around while you're out there?"

As it turns out, Momo's response was not as perfect as she thought it to be, but is there even one when you're dealing with THE teasing she-devil Mina Ashido? Our scientists are looking into the subject but the current findings point to a conclusion so grim that even the Paranormal Liberation War Arc pales in comparison. Yeah, it's that bad. Back to the matter at hand.

Momo racked her brain, searching for an answer that wasn't there, as her face got progressively redder and redder. Eventually she simply gave up as she was sure that Mina was more than capable of seeing through any half-assed lie she might come up with on the spot.

Mina didn't celebrate her victory at all, but flashed Momo a grin of pure pride mixed in with copious amounts of smugness.


The plan they devised was pretty solid, if you omit the part about Mina getting insane amounts of teasing material, so they decided to stick to it and hope for the best.

Izuku and Momo left for their old base very early in the evening, intending to keep a slow but steady pace and reaching the lookout point right at sunset.

Their arrival in their old domain did not go unnoticed for even a moment, for as soon as they left the cover that the cave system offered they were greeted by the sight of a vaguely mild snowstorm. It was far from the insane blizzards that they had endured in the past, but it still proved to be an annoyance, although to a lesser extent. It'd probably be a good idea to find - or invent! - some goggles so that they could stop having to cover or clear out their eyes from the snow that kept peppering them every step of the way. They'd also come in handy if they somehow made their way to a desert and would have to face a hot wind blowing jagged lines across the sand.

Goggles would also help out if they every found and tamed a flying dinosaur capable of carrying them around like a plane.

"That's a very random but weirdly specific thought…" Momo thought to herself, but ignored it eventually and refocused on the adventure at hand.

Not weighed down by any sort of equipment beyond what's necessary and not tossed around by the cold wind blowing too much, Izuku and Momo arrived at their destination in record time, which was nice but ultimately had no benefits. They both climbed into the lookout - instead of having one of them stay on the ground - and then huddled together to watch the twin suns set and vanish over the horizon.

"It'd be a very romantic but also cliché moment if it wasn't so cold." Izuku stated as he rubbed his hands together to keep the blood from freezing in his fingers.

"It was romantic until you spoke up." Momo huffed under her breath. "I just hope they appear soon so that we may start moving again. That's bound to warm us up somewhat."

As if on cue the snowstorm died down, expanding their render distance like a video game slider, and the pitch black night sky was lit up by the tell tale orange-ish hue. The duo stayed huddled up throughout the spectacle and waited patiently for the meteors to cut the sky in half. Only a couple of moments passed before the first one flew right over their heads, descending quite rapidly, followed closely by a second one which had a much smaller angle of approach. At this point they got up to make sure that they got the direction and approximate distance right. The first one, to no surprise, crashed down relatively closely from what they could tell at this point whilst the second one stayed airbourne for just a few moments longer before eventually touching down far too far away for them to reach, especially after having to march here from their new base.

Now that they had their next destination they decided to not waste any time and immediately descended from the lookout point, eager to cover as much ground as possible before that horrendous weather came back. Who knows, maybe if they hauled enough ass they'd be able to make it all the way to the crash site before the snowstorm returns?

They managed to take exactly five steps beyond the river before the snowstorm hit them yet again.


If Momo or Izuku had any doubts about abandoning their previous base for their new encampment then they had melted like the snowflakes upon touching whatever exposed skin they had.

Thankfully the crash site this week was not that far away and so they managed to locate it in just under an hour. They were about to start searching through the random stuff laying all around the clearing but were stopped dead in their tracks when they noticed the main prize of this week's supply drop.

"Kyouka!" Momo exclaimed in shock as worry flooded her system.

The raven-haired girl ran to her friend's side as soon as she spotted her and instantly began checking her status. As expected she was unconscious - or perhaps asleep, but it's not like they knew anything about how they were being transported here - and wearing their school's uniform. The strange thing was that her skin was warm to the touch, not something you'd expect from someone who spent the last hour laying in the snow during a blizzard. Whilst Momo took care of her friend, Izuku decided to gather up all the stuff he could find and throw it into his trusty satchel so that they may begin the last part of their journey just a tad quicker.

The supply drop was rather mundane - a quite lengthy roll of rope, a box of nails and a broken compass. Nothing special, but at least they had a use for the compass now! Just as he was about to turn back to the girls, Izuku spotted something else laying in the snow.

He walked up to it to inspect it and quickly realized that it was a map of some kind, though the snowstorm and poor lighting made it really hard to discern any details that could point them to a landmark or something like that. With that in mind he quickly packed the piece of parchment into the satchel before rejoining his partner in adventuring.

"How is she?" He asked as he knelt next to the unconscious girl.

"Her body temperature seems strangely stable, which I cannot explain, but we should probably hurry before whatever is protecting her disappears." Momo briefed him and Izuku nodded in acknowledgment.

"Alright, grab my satchel and I'll carry Jirou on my back."

Momo decided to follow Izuku's orders as that was basically the best way to go around doing this. He probably could've handled carrying the satchel and Jirou but it would inconvenience him and it's not like it'd weigh her down too much. That way they could spread the load somewhat and make it to their cave faster. They just had to pray that it still existed and didn't just up and vanish in the same manner as when it kept changing overnight.

The journey back went just as smoothly as the previous segments and the trio crossed the border of their old domain in just over an hour after leaving the crash site. It was already the middle of the night and as if that wasn't enough the snowstorm certainly didn't improve the visibility. Thankfully Izuku's natural navigation skills came in clutch and they managed to locate the entrance to their cave without having to wander for too long.

Their timing was quite impeccable however because at this point Kyouka's body had started losing some of its warmth due to the frigid temperatures it was subjected to. They had a small battle with their front door which appeared to have frozen in place, nothing a solid kick/tug wouldn't fix.

As soon as they were inside they got to work on preparing a spot to sleep not only for themselves but for Kyouka as well. There were still some leftover blankets scattered about which they couldn\t bring with them during their relocation and an almost depleted store of firewood which Izuku used to start a fire. Yes the hot springs made sure that the inside of their old base was still livable, but it wasn't enough to combat the effects of spending around six hours in a blizzard. Plus they needed to make sure that they could warm up Kyouka and dipping an unconscious person in the hot spring was not a good idea.

Their first priority was of course making sure that their sleeping friend would be comfortable throughout the night, so they laid her down on a bear-ish rug and covered with one of their thicker blankets to keep her warm as she slept. After that was done they wasted no time heading to bed themselves, falling asleep snuggled against each other.


Kyouka knew that staying up late just to finish listening to Deep Purple's latest album was a mistake, yet she chose to do just that anyways and ended up paying for it.

She slept through all of her alarms and was already running late by the time she woke up of her own accord so she had to rush through her morning routine. Her hair was not thoroughly combed, her clothes weren't neat and she didn't even bother trying to put on even the slightest makeup before dashing out the door and into the hallway. At least, that's where she wanted to go.

In her rush she practically leapt out of her room, directly into the endless void beyond which she didn't notice until it was already too late to do anything about it. She could feel her speed increase with each second passed, but didn't really notice the rate at which she was descending as there was nothing she could reference her position to. The whole thing didn't last long as moments later her vision started fading into the black and she drifted off.

The first thing she felt after waking up was warmth. It felt as if her entire body was enveloped by the thickest duvet in existence. The second thing she noticed was the sound which she knew very well - moaning.

Disoriented, confused, but most importantly curious Kyouka decided to scout her surroundings and search for the source of the moans. She wasn't ready to find it right in front of her eyes and certainly didn't expect what she saw, not even in her wildest dreams.

Momo, whom she may or may not have a small itty-bitty crush on, was stradling Midoriya, whom she also may or may not have a larger crush on, and moving her hips up and down.

Kyouka instantly knew what was going on as both of her classmates were currently buck naked and moaning or grunting in what she could only describe as pure pleasure and ecstasy. The sight was more than enough to vent all signs of drowsiness from her system as she became hyper aware of everything that was going around her.

Yes she noticed that she was now in a cave with strange glowing crystals growing from the ceiling and acting like a chandelier, but all that was quickly pushed to the back of her mind as all her focus was currently on her two crushes having sex. Like, when the fuck did that happen? Kyouka remembers the stupid joke Kaminari made about Momo being 'thicc as a bowl of oatmeal' and also that Midoriya chewed him out big time for that, but she assumed that it was just Midoriya being his gentlemanly self and not him defending his girlfriend. She honestly felt a little betrayed that Momo, whom she considered her best friend, withheld such important news from her. Although she probably didn't do that without a good reason, so Kyouka might find it in herself to forgive her if Momo explains herself.

"Oh Izu~!" The moan echoed throughout the cavern, shaking Kyouka back to reality like mom's spaghetti. Right, her two crushes were currently having sex right in front of her eyes.

To be honest, Kyouka had already pleasured herself whilst thinking about both of her classmates, but watching them going at it together was getting her hot and bothered quicker than every single fantasy she ever had. The way Momo's Momentous Mammaries bounced up and down as she rode Izuku was something she could bring herself not to look at. Her eyes only left those two giant mounds when she saw the hint of Midoriya's dick currently spearing Momo as his balls slapped against Momo's ass with every coordinated thrust they made. The pace wasn't crazy by any means, but that probably made it even more sexy.

"God damnit…" Kyouka cursed mentally as she felt her hands already traversing down her body and her nipples harden against the fabric of her bra.

She had to be careful not to make a sound lest she be discovered as stopping wasn't an option right now, especially once she dragged a finger across her panties and felt her entire body spasm and shudder as pleasure surged throughout her body. In no time at all she was forced to recall one of her hands back up just so that she had something to bite down on to muffle her own moans which were about to escape her mouth. Kyouka carefully moved her legs around, spreading them so that she could start fingering herself.

She thought that she was given a chance to watch a great show, but the really great show was just about to start.

Kyouka was already going at it with two fingers that slid in and out of her effortlessly due to the lubrication leaking out of her pussy and staining her thighs when Izuku and Momo suddenly decided to switch position to doggy. This meant that they'd have to separate for a moment and it allowed Kyouka to witness Izuku in all of his glory.

"Fuck~..." The purplette barely held the moan in as she came.

She was already spent, but her classmates were still going at it and it slowly made her hot and bothered all over again.

Kyouka may not have a single clue about her current whereabouts or how and when Izuku and Momo started dating and scored the homerun in terms of bases covered, but she wasn't complaining. At least for now.


Okay, this makes three smut chapters in a row, but I promise we're gonna have a break next week!

So yeah, we have everyone from class A already on board, so now we can start setting up the second part of this fic - the introduction of class B! But that's still some chapters away so don't you worry about that for now!

I hope you've enjoyed, have a great day and I'll catch ya next Friday with another chappie!