28.10.2022

You know the drill by now - it's Friday, I'm the Absolute Madman and my own worst enemy and this is another chapter of Stranded! But those are the comments!:

Queztlecoatl - Maybe Denki? Fuck if I know, I wasn't one of those guys for sure though!

n1ght4ury20 - I'll do my best!

Freddielebron - It is warm at the impact site, yes, but between said impact site and their current location is the entire cold wind blowing zone. Yes they could theoretically go around it, but it's too early for that. Like I said, there has to be some cataclysm first so that they have no other choice but haul ass lol

JesterGlytch - She IS the WMD. Especially if she can create things other than solids. Could you imagine what woulda happen if she knew the chemical formula for like Nova 6 or something like that? Shit'd be bussin'

Guest - Or more likely Kendo chasing a sabertooth and supplexing it into submission. Yes that's not karate but still a funny thought

SonicMax - Now, four with one guy is not that much, but four guys one bj each, that's quite the portfolio right there

Xerzo LotCN - Anal later, yes. I was debating giving that to Mina, but I might actually reserve it for someone else, I dunno know, maybe I'll give it to two people? It's up for debate at the moment

Tenjo - He stuck it up his ass. That's canon. In all fairness though, don't question it, just go with the flow. It's magic dude, if the glowing crystals and other bullshit didn't make it obvious enough lol

And now the chapter!:


It was a well-known fact amongst the students of the infamous 1-A - currently in their third year - that Momo Yaoyorozu was way too precious for this world, doubly so when she got particularly excited or invested into doing something, like their group study sessions for example, and had to be protected at all cost. It wasn't a surprise then that when Momo revealed her next 'grand' project everyone was instantly on board.

Both Izuku and Mina, but mostly Izuku, knew what Momo was talking about as soon as she began her explanation and their two newest companions were quick to catch on too.

The project would require a couple of things. First and foremost they'd need to find a good place to build the forge, although seeing as there was a nice, flat grassland separating the forest from the cliffs in which they had their base that wouldn't be a problem. The next thing they'd need were resources from which they could build the forge. They had yet to find a clay deposit in their new area, but Momo was optimistic that there must be at least some clay available and if not then she was sure they could figure out a replacement. And by 'they' she meant the crazy voices in her head. Last but not least they'd need to actually build the forge with the materials they got and in the place they chose.

Momo was very adamant about wanting a waterwheel for her forge and seeing as no one had the strength to say no they had no choice but to agree to her request. Constructing something right next to the river would require some changes to their schedule, but it'd be a minor inconvenience in the worst case. Securing the riverbank with some wooden stakes and rocks would probably do the trick.

Thankfully the small plains in front of their encampment were pretty flat, and really fuckin' level for being naturally formed, so finding a suitable spot for their project won't be a problem. With that in mind Momo decided that they should focus on finding the nearest clay deposit. That's where Izuku and his trusty spear began to shine. It was already well-known to the girls that their sole male companion was a natural at navigating all kinds of terrains they had discovered so far, so it was only fair that he would be the one to venture out into the wilderness in search of a clay deposit.

He would not be alone on this voyage as Momo and her trusty Tek Carbine volunteered to accompany him.

Actually, now that she thought about it, Izuku's spear could use a little makeover to make it into something worth calling a Tek Spear. As well as his axe. And he'd be able to do much more if he had a proper pickaxe instead of the salvaged climbing pick…

"Honestly, it's surprising how much we've managed to do with only basic tools… I gotta say I enjoy creating things the normal way." Momo thought to herself as her hand glided across the barrel of her carbine. She had memorized a few firearm schematics for heroic use in the past, but simply shaping each individual part to fit together with the rest made her appreciate the final product more than before. "Maybe I should ask Izuku to introduce me to his personal support technician when we get back? I think tinkering might be fun." She wondered harmlessly, though unbeknownst to her Izuku suddenly started sweating bullets.

"Why do I feel like someone who'll bring together the craziest inventor of our time and a living, food-powered 3D printer that can make anything you want?" Izuku thought in distress before making a mental pause to examine his thoughts from a distance. "Huh, that's a weirdly specific fear to have… Whatever, I'm sure it'll be fine." He assured himself, unknowingly dooming the future of mankind.

But that's an entire fuckload of worms for a different occasion. Back to the płot at hand.

Izuku and the girls may have lost their sentient-omnipotent-and-very-useful pile of stuff, something that Mina still had trouble believing but was also too lazy to go see for herself, but the fortune seemed to remain on their side, as locating the clay deposit took them only a couple of hours. And it was quite the big deposit too. Probably enough for any future projects they might take up in the future.

Now they needed to put together a brick mold or five and begin the full production anew!

"Wait, we don't have a shovel and we didn't have a shovel back then either, so how did we even dig up the clay?" Momo wondered for three full seconds before turning her head abruptly and zeroing in on the greenette who was already scouring the deposit in search of a spot where the clay was the softest, intending to dig it up by hand, literally. "Ri~ight, we had Izu and his famous tenacity." She realized with a fond smile.

And while Izuku's efforts were more than appreciated, Momo decided that she won't accept the way things were right now and vowed to make him a proper shovel. And not just any shovel, the best shovel he could ever wish for!


To make that incredible tool however, Momo would need a couple of things, one of which was Element, as she believed that only that strange metal could guarantee that the shovel would serve Izuku, and by extension them, for years to come, although she hoped that they wouldn't have to stay here for so long.

Momo's mind has been slowly getting clouded by the crazy and chaotic snippets of ideas that she used to experience in the past, but so far none of them were of any use to her. Thus if it was Element she wanted, then she'd need to go for the one vein that they'd already exploited partially to make Izuku's spear and axe as well as her carbine. The problem was that said vein was located on their old domain, the same one constantly assaulted by a cold wind, which was blowing jagged lines across the sand. Though fortunately enough the vein wasn't that far from the route they took when heading for the supply drops, if she remembered the exact location correctly, so they'd only need to take a slight detour to gather the necessary ore. Still, Momo hoped that she'd soon learn of another Element vein, one that was preferably closer to their current base.

Although even if that were to happen, Momo had a sneaky suspicion that the location would be revealed to her when they no longer needed it or at a similarly inconvenient time. Or it might appear out of the blue one morning right in the middle of their cave. Now that'd be convenient. Too convenient, honestly. And that convenience would surely come at the price of another extreme weather event or something along those lines.

At least that's what she thought, but it's not like she had some secret understanding of the world around them. Quite the contrary however as she was probably the most bamboozled member of their tribe.

"And I thought quantum physics was hard…" Momo whined to herself, but all unpleasant thoughts were vanquished from her mind as soon as Izuku's arm encircled her and brought her just a bit closer to him. "Maybe it's not so bad afterall…"

And with that the lovely love quartet - that's actually a quintet but the fifth wheel has been kept in the dark about the arrangement for comedic purposes - and the aforementioned fifth wheel drifted off to sleep peacefully, marking the end of yet another day they spent in this strange land which may or may not have a name that some of you have heard before.


If Kyouka's life was to have a soundtrack playing in the background at all times, then the current lyrics would be 'how did this happen to me?'

How did what happen to her you ask? I'd gladly show you, but I'm unfortunately limited by the technology of my time and my artistic skill, so we're gonna have to settle for a description. And a spicy one at that.

"Yes~!" Mina shouted with all her might as her body rocked back and forth to the rhythm of Izuku's enthusiastic thrusts.

"Don't be so loud or the others will hear you!" Izuku warned her, even though he knew very well that wasn't listening.

"Don't panic… It's just us… there is no one else aro~und!" The alien girl gasped out in between erratic breaths.

As many of you have already guessed, there was someone around. And not just anyone. Kyouka 'Lucky Pervert' Jirou herself had once again become the witness of passionate sex between her crush and yet another girl.

To give some perspective - Izuku had Mina leaning against a tree as he railed her from behind whilst Kyouka watched from a safe distance - close enough to hear them, but far enough to not be heard herself, unless she started screaming at the top of her lungs of course - and pleasured herself rather vigorously, trying to ignore her sexuality crisis. Kyouka knew for a long time that she was bi, like, before UA kind of 'long time', so discovering that she had a crush on a guy and a girl was not that shocking. What was shocking was the sudden realization that instead of fantasizing wildly about her crush she was focused solely on the girl next to him. The way her ass jiggled every time he'd give it a spank, the way Mina mewled whenever he gave her additional stimuli like that and most importantly they way her tits kept swaying to and fro. They weren't as big as Momo's but just as perky and Kyouka found herself wanting to touch them herself.

Still, she could definitely appreciate the way Izuku's cock pistoned in and out of Mina, stirring up her insides really good if her moans were anything to go by, so maybe there was still hope for her. Although one guy couldn't really compete against three girls, especially if those girls were Mina, Momo and Tooru. Kyouka still caught herself staring at the not-so-invisible-anymore girl from time to time, but can you blame her?

"Yes~ Yes~!" Mina moaned out with a wide grin on her face and Kyouka saw one of her hands wander south to rub at her clit.

The show seemed to be getting close to the climax - hehe, climax, hehe - judging by how their moves started to desync and become more wild. This made Kyouka - who was already on the edge for some time now - finger herself just a bit faster, which quickly sent her over the edge and into pure bliss as her entire body first seized up before going limp, her legs wobbling as an orgasm shell-shocked her system. It was a good thing that she had a tree for support or else she'd probably be laying flat on her ass right about now.

Kyouka regained full control of her body right as Izuku and Mina reached their peaks, groaning and moaning at the release that they'd been building up to for the past couple of minutes. Mina's legs also wobbled, but Izuku made sure to hold onto her tightly, allowing her to focus solely on the high as she rode out the waves of bliss that surged up her spine.

As the two lovers started catching their breaths, Kyouka thought that the show was over and went to pull up her pants and panties up, planning to sneak off right away while the other two were distracted, but froze on the spot as she looked up just as she was about to go.

Mina was now on her knees and using her tongue to lap up any and all cum that was left on Izuku's cock. Not only that, she was also gently stroking her folds at the same time and if that wasn't a turn on then Kyouka didn't know what was.

"Fuck it." The purple-haired girl thought after a short pause and dropped her pants along with her panties even faster than the first time. "Round two, I guess."


Momo's vow to make Izuku a shovel that would no doubt make things easier for him had encountered a major roadblock, and Element was not it. In fact, it was the easiest part of her entire plan it turns out!

You see, Momo wanted to make a shovel with a completely normal wooden shaft - instead of trying to cram some not that useful upgrades into it - and a blade made out of Element which would hopefully make it nigh indestructible like the axe head - which to this day has not shown any signs of dulling even as it was extensively used. Getting wood for the shaft was easy, they were leaving right next to a literal forest afterall, and Momo did indeed remember where the Element vein was located, so they managed to grab some of it on the way back from their old base after another unsatisfying supply drop.

That was apparently the easy part as Momo suddenly remembered that she didn't have the means to fashion a shovel blade out of Element. They didn't bring the thermite or the crucible with them and they didn't even have an anvil! Although that last thing could be easily replaced with a vaguely flat rock, thermite was not that easy to replace. I mean can you name anything that burns at the temperature of over two thousand degree Celsius? Yeah, me neither.

"It's not like we have an active volcano next door that we could use to try and melt Element ore into bars." Momo huffed as she tried to figure out a solution to her current conundrum.

She could of course alter her plans and settle for a simpler material or perhaps even an alloy of sorts as she was pretty sure she could locate some tin and copper to make some bronze, but she'd first need to have a smelter constructed in order to melt the tin and copper. Besides, she was Momo Yaoyorozu and she refused to settle on sub-par solutions.

"I'm sure I can figure something out, I just need a little bit more time…" She psyched herself up and then started flipping through one of her notebooks, hoping that an answer might hit her out of the blue as she scoured the pages for even a hint of an idea.


Meanwhile Izuku - who was not at all aware of Momo's plans, even though he was the one to mine the Element, which by the way was still as hard as ever and overall a bitch to crack - busied himself with one of the more calming activities that he'd the pleasure of enjoying in this strange world - forming clay bricks.

It was maybe due to the fact that his Quirkless background made it a bit hard to play with kids his age and build sand castles for example, but he really enjoyed getting his hands dirty and playing with clay, shaping into balls and cubes whenever he decided to take a break from filling up the brick molds that he'd put together some time ago.

Honestly, now that he knew exactly how to do it, forming bricks was easy as pie. However the biome that they now resided in was not as tropical as that of their old domain - from before the eternal blizzard of course - so the bricks took a few days to dry completely and Izuku quickly found himself with not enough space for new bricks and too much time.

He wasn't one to sit around and do nothing mind you, so whenever he had to wait for more bricks to dry was he'd join Mina, Tooru and Kyouka in picking berries, which more often than not led to them taking a break from foraging for some one on one action with either Mina and Tooru. Just those two. Which was strange, because from what Mina told him all those months ago, Kyouka too should harbor some kind of infatuation for him, but she wasn't really showing any interest in him. Honestly, she looked more smitten with Momo or even the other girls than him. Which was of course fine, he wasn't one to judge and it had nothing to do with the fact that he used to fantasize about the girls going down on each other from time to time. Nope, not at all.


"Good night everyone!" Mina exclaimed as usual, it seemed that she was once again unable to spend all of her energy throughout the day and had to go to sleep with an excess.

Kyouka had quite a good idea as to how Mina might unload the aforementioned energy but was not about to voice her idea out loud, mostly because she feared Mina might take a liking to said idea and jump Izuku in bed even with all of them right there. There was also a second reason for her decision and that was that she was currently quite busy, trying to feel Momo up in the sneakiest way possible. The raven-haired girl had some headaches the past few days and was generally more tired than usual, so she was almost always the first one to fall asleep and with Mina acting like a great distraction no one would know if she managed to get some skin to skin contact with her main crush.

Yes, that did sound exactly like something that Mineta would do, but be as it may, there was only so much Kyouka could do with masturbation alone and if nothing major happened soon then she'd have to ask someone for help and she dreaded the choice she'd have to make in that moment more than anything else.

"I better calm down before I cross the point of no return. The nights are too chilly for me to try and sneak out for some 'alone time'." She chastised herself, but decided to glide her hand over Momo's thigh one last time. It surely wouldn't hurt, right?


Things were going quite smoothly in this world whose name has yet to be announced. No major crisis on the horizon, calm weather, steady progression on the construction of Momo's forge and visions of a mountain drowning in flame. Yup, smoothly.

"Wait, mountain drowning in flame?" Momo let out in thought as she suddenly woke up in the middle of the night and sat up as if she'd just had a nightmare.

She squinted her eyes in the darkness that made it hard to discern any shapes around her safe for those of the people she shared the bed with and smacked her lips to wet them a bit. She eventually shrugged and decided to go back to sleep, deducing that whatever that strange image was about was just a dream and not some mythical prophecy bestowed upon her by a crazy scientist/billionaire that was watching their every move from a spaceship powered by a miniature dyson sphere.

Yup, definitely just a dream.


Foreshadowing anyone?

Also, if anyone knows who that weirdly specific description is about - shout out to you and 'How the fuck did you get here all the way from you know which fic?'

And if you don't get the reference - don't worry, it'll be explained in a very distant future. Or a not so distant future depending on how long this fic takes to finish and what fic we will pick up after this. But that's for the future and I like focusing on here and now.

Speaking of here and now it's time for me to say my goodbyes, so have a great day and I'll catch y'all next Friday with another dose of Stranded!