Years pass and Naruto still remained annoying, and he started doing more and more obscene things to get noticed…
Age: 12
Location: Streets of Konoha
Naruto ran through the streets, laughing as he carried a bucket of paint with two chunnin ninja running not far behind him.
"NARUTO! GET BACK HERE!"
"WHEN I GET MY HAND ON YOU!"
"YOU CROSSED THE LINE THIS TIME NARUTO!"
"HAHAHHA! GIVE IT UPP!" laughed Naruto, "YOU'RE JUST BENT BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS TO DO WHAT I DO! DO 'YA? LOSERS! WANNA BE'S! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! HAHHAHAHA!"
Sitting in your seat, you watch the daily altercation between Naruto and Iruka-sensei. It's always the same, Naruto does something he was wasn't suppose to, catches a lot of attention, Iruka-sensei gets mad and then Naruto ends up tied up and lectured. Bored with a sigh, you looked out the window to see graffiti on the Hokage's faces.
Sigh. Yep. The daily life of an academy ninja.
"I'm at the end of my rope Naruto; you failed the graduation test last time and the time before that. Tomorrow you've got another chance and you're messing up again!"
"…Hmph…" grunted Naruto, refusing to meet Iruka's gaze.
…That did it…
"FINE! BECAUSE YOU MISSED IT, NARUTO, EVERYONE WILL REVIEW THE TRANSFORMATION JUTSU!"
You groaned. Damn that insufferable Naruto!
"Alright, Sakura here, lets do it! TRANFORM!"
POOF
Sakura transformed into Iruka.
"Transformed into me… good."
POOF
"YESS! I DID IT! YES! YES! YES! YES! SASUKE! DID YOU SEE THAT?"
"Okay, next up… Sasuke Uchiha."
Sasuke walks up,
POOF.
"Urrhh… good…"
POOF
"Okay, next… Naruto Uzumaki."
"This is such a waste of time Naruto," complained Shikamaru,
"We always pay for your screw ups!" bitched Ino,
"Hurry up and get it over with." You demanded from your position next to Ino.
"Like I Care." replied Naruto, walking up to do his transform technique.
"…TRANSFORM!"
A wave of chakra surrounded Naruto before he POOF-ed into … some naked blonde chick…
The naked blonde chick winked at Iruka then Iruka nose bled and then face planted.
You had to admit though, it was pretty funny.
"HAHHA! GOTCHYA! That's my sexy no-jutsu!"
Iruka ninja-jumped off the ground and was quickly in Naruto's face with toilet paper shoved up his nose. Wow. The things you would do to learn how to shove toilet paper up your nose so fast without anyone looking.
"CUT YOUR STUPID TRICKS! THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING!"
