Short & sweet one. I'll miss you Edge, yeah. redsandman99, thank you. ToruKun1, sadly it does work because of that reason. Adam misses hims Randy :( BellaHickenbottom, at least it did for that one (nods) Thank you, xD. takers dark lover, quite alright. Perfectly understandable. & thanks :)

RatedRKO Affair: Redge Shots;
Chapter four/ 'Lick'
Rated; M/ L (lots of twitchiness, some teasing & a smidge of suggestiveness)
Set-up; Randy licks Edge.. just to tease his frustrated tag partner more. Okay, this b/c redsandman99 tweeted about a fic where the summary said "Randy Orton licks Lita". It threw us both for a loop. I liked this idea better ;)

Randy looked over at his tag team partner. Edge was muttering quietly to himself, looking at the papers he had in his hand. The blonde tilted his head to the side and grimaced before scratching at his hair. He blinked and took a deep breath before eying the papers again, his bottom lip becoming caught between his teeth.

Orton's lips slowly formed into a quaint smile. His partner was just too cute when consumed and frustrated. Or anytime really. He heard Edge mutter again and Randy slowly leaned over towards him, sticking his tongue out before licking up the blonde's cheek in one long swipe.

Edge stilled, blinking. His left eye twitched and he slowly turned his head to look at the brunette, Randy just smiled.

Edge wiped his cheek off on his wrist band. "What the hell? Why'd you lick me?" He squeaked, twitching again in annoyance.

Randy reached over and picked a strand of Edge's long blond hair up between two of his fingers, tossing it back behind Edge's shoulder as the older male flinched. He didn't answer the question that Edge posed at him.

Edge shook his head, along with the sliver he felt run through him. "Stop acting weird. I don't have time for it. I'm busy here, Orton. Either be productive or go bug someone else."

"You're not very nice. Edge." Randy smirked.

The blonde twitched again and Randy refrained from laughing. Too cute. Edge was adorable and Randy had found himself drawn to him from day one. Now they were officially tag partners. Rated-RKO. And all Randy Orton could dream about was getting Adam Copeland all to himself. And it would happen one day, but right now he just loved playing with him.

"Not nice at all." Randy tisked, brushing Edge's hair back again.

Edge growled and knocked his hand away. "Stop it. And don't fucking lick me again." Edge gave Orton one last glance- huffing as Randy raised his eyebrows suggestively- and got back to his papers.

The blonde exhaled deeply and wet his lips. He wanted to focus. Tried to. But he still felt those icy blue eyes watching him. It unnerved him a little. He was a wrestler on TV and in front of millions almost on a nightly basis. But that was his job and was different. To be standing here and have Randy size him up and look at him like dessert was... intimidating. And distracting the shit out of him. Finally, out of the corner of his eye, Edge saw Randy drop his gaze and his posture relax. Edge grumbled and got his attention back to his papers. He twitched again and then felt a soft, warm tongue lick up the side of his face.

Edge jerked away and wiped furiously at his cheek. "Dammit, Orton! Quit it!"

"Hah. You're such a drama queen." Randy grabbed Edge's wrist and jerked him close, wrapping an arm around his waist and holding him as he wiggled his hips against Edge's to taunt him. The papers fell to the floor, forgotten. Randy wet his lips and looked down, feeling Edge's hands pushing on his chest.

Edge snarled and looked at his partner, flinging his hair back out of his eyes. "Fuck.. bastard.."

"You love it." Randy declared, gazing back into Edge's dark green eyes.

Adam swallowed thickly. His mouth was dry and he felt flushed in the moment. Randy's lips were parted and his eyes searched him. Adam was still and.. waiting? For what? A kiss? More teasing? That's all Randy had done and it was starting to bother him. Adam let his eyelids start to close as Randy leaned towards him, feeling his breath so gentle and warm on his face. Adam's heart fluttered in anticipation.

But then Randy let him go and turned to walk off, laughing. Edge glared, watching him leave as he fumed. That fucking Orton. Couldn't he just be man enough and take it already?

Adam sighed as he watched Randy's ass. He swore he'd not let himself even think of grabbing onto it as Randy pounded into him, fucking him through a hotel mattress. Nope. That was too easy. So Edge stood there frustrated, his hands reaching down to cover the bulge he now had in his tights.

Anti-inspiration strikes again. I have not read the Randy licking Lita fic. I did not see the summary. I don't think I want to kindly. This all came froma random tweet. (no offense, but I'm kindly against Randy taking Lita from Edge fics or whatever. I dunno if the fic was that kind or not, but that was NOT the purpose of Rated-RKO. I'd rather Randy take Edge personally ;D Rated-RKO made a awesome tag team. They'd made beautiful slash.. but alas -sigh- & I have seen a ton of fic summaries where Lita is the damsel & needs Randy to save her from Edge, etc. Ugh. I hate it times a million) But this is what popped into my head after she tweeted that. It'd just work better I think :P & yeah, I know Edge twitched a lot. He's been known to. It's how badly he's portrayed in the majority of fanfiction that causes it. Makes me & JoMoFan-spot twitch a lot too :/ The papers Edge had may or may not have been the papers Randy would later threaten to go to (running joke).. or maybe the papers had the bad Edge fanfiction printed out on them & Edge was trying to figure out why he's bashed so much... (shrugs)