You've been together for everything from graduating from the academy to eighteenth birthdays, even if they were unpleasant…

Age: 12
Location: Ninja Academy

Sitting in your academy room, you waited for your sensei that was the last one to arrive. How dare he. Because of him, you're stuck with an emo, an attention seeking brat and an annoying fan girl.

Naruto peeped his head out the door, making whining noises as Sakura got out of her chair to stand behind him.

"Naruto! Just sit down!"
"I don't want to! How come our teachers the only one's late? I'm ready to roll! Believe it! The other groups already met their teachers and took off on an adventure or something! And Iruka-sensei's gone too!"
"We know, okay."

You watched Naruto grab a stool and stick an eraser between the door and then you watched Sakura argue with Naruto some more until a hand opened the sliding door and a head peeped in.

It was like slow motion as the eraser fell from the door and onto the "elite jounin" (as Sasuke described)'s head.
The room was silent as all that was going through your mind was, 'DERP!'

Then suddenly Naruto started laughing and pointing at your sensei, making you jump.

"HAHHAHAH! I GOT HIM! HE TOTALLY FELL FOR IT! HAHEHHEHEHEHAHHAHEH"

"I'm so sorry sensei, I told him not to do it! I'd never do any…"
You slowly tuned out Sakura's voice as you studied the ninja before you. He wore a mask, his forehead protector covering his right eye, white/greyish gravity defying hair, and wearing the standard jounin uniform… THIS GUY WAS HOT!

He studied the eraser in the hand, "Hmm… how can I put this...?" he asked himself.
The way he put the erase down to rest his hand on his chin like he was deep in thought was so hot. You almost drooled. Almost.

"…My first impression of this group…" You subconsciously leaned forward to hear what the sexy man had to say,

"…You're a bunch of idiots."

A wave of depression hit you like a ton a bricks, as you had to hold the tears in from leaking through you eyes. Friendship over!

Sitting at some balcony, you, Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Sensei are in a circle as he asks you to introduce yourselves.

"How about you tell us first? I mean, introduce yourself so we can see how it's suppose to work." says Naruto.
'YES, NARUTO YOU FUCKING GENUIS!'

"Me?" asks Sensei in that sexy voice of his,
"I'm Kakashi Hatake. Things I like and things I hate… hmm… I don't really feel like telling you that. My dreams for the future… never really thought about it… as for my hobbies… I have lots of hobbies." You visible hung your head as a wave of depression fell over you. Looks like it's going to be stalking time later. Only if you knew where he lived…

"That was totally useless, all he told us was his name!" commented Sakura,
"Mmhmm!" agreed Naruto,
"He has a sexy name…" you mumbled,
"HUH?"

"I said, 'that was really lame…'"
"Ohh…" they said, Sakura giving you a suspicious look.

"Okay, your turn. You, on the right. You first."
"Believe it, I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I like instant ramen in a cup and I really like the ramen Iruka-sensei got me at the Ichiraku's Noodle shop! But hate the three minutes it takes after you pour the water in the ramen cup. My hobby is eating different kinds of ramen and comparing them and my future dream is… TO BECOME THE GREATEST HOKAGE SO THE WHOLE VILLAGE WILL STOP DISRESPECTING ME AND START TREATING ME LIKE I'M SOMEBODY! Somebody important…"

You stared at Naruto for a bit. You had to admit, for a idiot, he really has his priorities straight.

"All right. Next."

"I'm Sakura Haruno. What I like is... [Giggle]… I mean the who I like is… [Giggle]… my hobbies is... [Giggle] … and my dream for the future is... [Squeal]"
"Okay, what do you hate?"
"NARUTO!"

Naruto doubled over like he just shat his pants but suddenly went constipated.

Even though Sakura just thoroughly hurt Naruto's feeling all she did was stare at Sasuke with gross hearts in her eyes.
'Bitch. She didn't even apologize.'

"You. You're Next." You stopped giving Sakura daggers and turned to Kakashi. He was looking right at YOU! You just wanted to walk right up to him and play with his hair.

"Urh, I'm (Y/n). I like…'the way your hair sits so perfectly'…people. I dislike centipedes… My hobbies… 'Watching you sleep' does sleeping count? Hopes and dreams for the future… to be able to defeat my sensei in a battle."

"Hmm, last one."

"My name… is… Sasuke Uchiha."
'Dramatic much.'
"I hate a lot of things… and I don't particularly ANYTHING." Just then Sakura face dropped.
'HAHA, owned.'
"What I have… is NOT a dream… because I WILL make it realty. I'm going to restore my clan and kill a certain …someone."

…Uncomfortable silence…

"Good. You're each unique and have your own ideas. We'll have our first mission tomorrow."
"OUR FIRST MISSION! YES! WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS IT?"
"It's a task that the five of us will do together…"
"What? What? What?"
"A survival exercise,"
After a bit of Naruto and Sakura bitching later, Kakashi starts laughing,

"Hahahahha," '.EVER.'
"Hey, that's a normal question… what's so funny."
"Hahaha, Well if I tell you the question, you're not going to like it... Hahahaha,"

Everyone stared at him in confusion.

"Out of the twenty seven graduates, only ten will be accepted as gennin, the other seventeen will be pulled out and sent back to the academy. In other words this is a make it or break it, pass, fail test and the chance you fail is at least 66%. See didn't I tell you you wouldn't like it."

"HEY! WE WORKED HARD TO GET HERE, BELIEVE IT! WHAT WAS THAT GRADUATION TEST FOR ANYWAY?"

"Oh that? That was just a selection of candidates of who might become gennin. Or not. That's how it is. I decide weather you pass… or fail. Be at your designated training ground at 5AM tomorrow, and bring your training gear."

'Crap, crap, crap. I won't get sent back to the academy. I wont!' you were so distracted that you didn't even notice everyone left already… how embarrassing.