Ok...at the time of typing (geddit...I should really get some sleep even though its only 18:39)...my story has 30 reviews...fancy making it 31...pretty please?

EPOV

Wow. Just Wow. I couldn't believe it. My girl gives a phenomenal blow job. Wait – my girl. Slow down boy. That reminds me, we have to have the girlfriend-boyfriend-are-we-dating-are-we-not conversation. And, it should probably happen before we do something else that would probably wreck our friendship. For good.

"Eh...Sookie...can I talk to you for a second please?"

She shifted in my arms in order for to look up at me, before saying "Of course you can Eric, just because I gave you a blow job doesn't mean that you can't talk to me about anything. Always remember that Eric, no matter what we do, you can always talk to me."

"I will, lover, but, I want to know if you wanted...if you would..." I stuttered, unable to finish the sentence. All of a sudden, my throat was dry and it felt like I couldn't speak. I knew what I wanted to say, but I couldn't make my lips move in order for to say the words.

"What is it, Eric?"

"Lover, I just want...I want you to be my girlfriend...I want you to be the one who I see first thing in the morning and the last thing at night. I want you to be mine. And only mine." I finally was able to stutter.

"I think I can agree to those terms, Mr. Northman." She said with a smirk, and before I could register what had happened, we were kissing and making out like teenagers.

20 minutes later, we were both unable to untangle ourselves from each other long enough to go outside to Pam and Amelia. Except that when we went back to the table, we couldn't find them. Their handbags were also gone and we couldn't find them in either the toilets or the dance floor. They had left – presumably with each other, in order to do exactly what Sookie and I were doing not too long ago. If I had have known, I would have made more of a conscious effort to keep Sookie locked in my office (with me, of course, that goes without saying).

I had to go to the bathroom (like, when a man has to tinkle, he has to tinkle – you know what I'm saying right..), and when I returned, I could see my girlfriend – sorry, my gorgeous, sexy girlfriend, whom I was looking forward to very much to fucking later, sitting at our table, chatting and laughing to a woman...no sorry...a man...whatever sex "it" was...

"right...bitches...this is on...you think you got the best nursery rhyme...you hookas isnnae tunin' intae Radio LaLa..." I heard the crazy person say, as I approached the table, putting my arm around Sookie.

"Don't you mean Radio GaGa?" Sookie sassed back.

"Right bitches...betcha haven't heard this one..." the "man" known as LaLa – at least I think that was what his name was, began.

"Sooks...and just who is this fine piece of ass..." LaLa trailed off, his eyes suddenly turning on me.

I took a moment to take in this man's attire. He was wearing a sparkly woman's halter top and dark denim jeans. The entire outfit was sparkly and he was wearing make-up.

"LAFAYETTE REYNOLDS, you can just put your eyes back into their sockets, and stop trying to eye fuck my boyfriend." Sookie glared at him, unamused.

"Chills...hooka...you can't blame me for tryin though..he is one fine piece of ass..anyways...you still haven't heard my nursery rhyme yet."

"Lafayette, I dread to think what kind of nursery rhyme you would say to a 5 year old...but let's hear it anyway." Sookie answered, smiling.

"Well here goes." He took a big theatrical sigh and waved his hands infront of him, just as if he was either telling a story or was going to sing opera and began to speak:-

"My mate Billy. He had a ten foot willy. And he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake, So she hit it with a rake. And now it's only four foot four." He finished with a long, theatrical bow, but he managed to bump his head on the way up again, on the edge of the table.

Sookie and I were laughing that hard, that we didn't even notice until we heard Lafayette curse.

Ok...hope you liked it...sorry no lemons in this chapter...but I promise that they are coming soon...don't forget to review...i'll just get this posted as soon as the friggin' internet begins to work...you can also PM me if you have any other questions. – sounds like a tv advert.