Just to let everyone know, I am still writing these on to file paper (well, not exactly, I have moved to writing in an Asda Smart Price notebook), before I type it, so as usual, I dunno when I am able to update again.

This chapter is dedicated to Aprilshowers21, who gave me my 100th review. I just can't believe that I have got 100 reviews so far!

Also, for Ali989969, who wants more dirty talking Eric, who sadly doesn't appear in this chapter but will make an appearance soon, but this chapter is strictly plot. Sorry!

Next, the movie that Eric and Sookie were watching in the last chapter was American Pie!

The last thing I want to say before I shut up is that I don't own any of this – the chapter title, the southern vampires or any of the characters, all belong to their respective owners. Except Milo, who is mine and might be making an appearance later on, I haven't planned that far ahead.

SPOV

My face fell. "Baby, I'm so sorry ... I have got my period at the minute, so it might not be too pleasant for you ... so honey, do you fancy watching some tv or maybe a movie whilst we are waiting for the other two gimps coming over ... we still have enough time.

"Sure then" Eric answered easily

So, we both left the bedroom and came back down into the living room after Eric had managed to fix his clothes back up. And we settled down on the sofa to watch another movie that Eric had chosen.

In the end, we ended up watching some sort of comedy, which was basically about 4 high school aged guys trying to lose their virginity before they left school. And god were their attempts just brilliant to watch because they were failing miserably.

Whenever the movie ended, Eric and I went back to one of our favourite pass times, Making out. And that was exactly what we did. Well until ...

"Ok guys what the fuck was so urgent that we had to come over immediately ... only to find you two all but dry humping each other" Pam grinned as she entered the room at 8:15.

EPOV

Oh God. I couldn't believe just how incredible Sookie was at giving blow jobs. Correction. Just how amazing she was at giving me blow jobs. I am completely incapable of even beginning to comprehend how the dickhead Compton had ever though oral was uncool. It couldn't be because he didn't like going down on Sookie, no that couldn't be it. Sookie's cunt was my favourite all time place to be. I couldn't ever imagine not liking going down on Sookie. And, I most certainly wouldn't want her to stop giving me blow jobs. Wow. He certainly led an extremely dull and boring life.

And then after giving me the surprise of my life, she watched American Pie with me. Well, admittedly, she didn't know what she was watching but still ...

Pam and Amelia arrived, just as my luck would have it, as soon as it became crystal clear that I was going to get laid tonight.

Typical fucking Pam. And Amelia. Great.

"So ... guys ... now that you two have managed to take your hands off of each other, what did you want to tell us?" Amelia asked, as she followed Pam into the room, and the both of them too seats in the armchairs that were in the opposite sides of the room.

"Well .. basically .." I began, once I had arranged myself on the sofa, with Sookie carefully snuggled into me in such a way that you couldn't see the huge erection that I was sporting, but before I could get any more words out, Sookie spoke:-

"You know when Eric and I first started dating, we had some trouble wit our exes. Namely Bill and Eric's former flame, Lorena."

"Jesus Christ ... you mean Lorena Ball, the bitch that you caught your whore of an ex-husband with, was the slut who made our lives hell, Eric's ex? " Pam screeched, making the rest of us jump.

"Pam ... you were there when I caught Bill ... you know who he was cheating on me with" Sookie said.

"Yeah, that's the one" I smirked.

"Well, basically, they don't really want us to be together." Sookie continued. "And then, this morning, Eric got a blackmail note in the post".

"What did it say?" Amelia asked timidly. I'd almost forgotten she was there, she was so quiet compared to Pam. "If you don't mind me asking."

"The note said 'you should have listened, you and your whore should have listened." I said.

"So, who do you think sent it?" Pam asked.

"I've thought about that a lot, and the only two people I can think of would have to be Lorena and Bill." Sookie mumbled. I could feel that she was close to tears.

"Eric, tell us the story of you and Lorena's relationship." Pam demanded.

"Pam you already know what happened. You were there for all of it. You have also already heard the story about ninety times so far" I snapped. I didn't want to go over this dirty washing again.

"Eric, you should tell the story again. Amelia hasn't heard it. It all happened before she moved into town, plus it could help us find out if it was her." Sookie whined. "And I don't think I have heard the full unedited, uncensored version that you are going to tell." She continued, turning her face around to look up into my eyes, before stretching up and giving me a kiss on the lips, which I wasted no time in trying to deepen.

"I'm gonna chuck" Pam said, completely disgusted, as if that wasn't what she and Ames were doing before they came over. Sookie pulled back slightly, only to look into my eyes and gave a small giggle. I smirked.

"Now, I'm really gonna chuck, hurry up and tell us the fucking story, Eric" Pam demanded.

"OK, Pammy ... once upon a time, I a land far far away" I began, once I managed to tear my gaze away from Sookie, and my smirk growing wider and more pronounced, as Pam's lips curled into a snarl. It really was just too easy to annoy her.

"Ok ... well .. basically, when I first met Lorena, she was still seeing a guy called Milo, who I think came from Eastern Tennessee, thinking back on it, he is actually a pretty decent guy, but back then, I had a lot of resentment for him and I was extremely jealous of him. He was seeing someone who I wanted to be with. I wanted what was his. Someone, who at the time, I was definately in love with. Now, you need to remember that this was about 10 years ago, and my 16 year old self just couldn't wait to make her mine. After a few chance – and a few not so chance – meetings, some with Milo and some without him. Eventually, we fell into bed together and we were soon fucking on every flat surface we could find every time we were alone together. It was every teenage boy's ultimate fantasy."

I paused for breath and felt Sookie tense around me. I forced myself to continue.

"A few months after we first started this escapade, she told me that she was going to leave Milo, so that she could be mine, be completely mine. I was in love with her, so I couldn't wait. We were fine for the first year so after that in our relationship. It felt amazing that I had these boyfriend priveliges. I could hold her hand whilst walking around. I could show up to her house at night. I could kiss her, touch her whenever I wanted. I was extactic to have a girlfriend. She was my first everything. My first kiss. My first lover. My first fuck buddy. But apparently, she wasn't feeling the same way."

About a fortnight after our first anniversary, Christmas Eve to be exact, she went out, I presumed she was with a group of friends. I didn't think nothing about it. But, I was spending Christmas with her family, and they allowed us to sleep in the same bed, so when she didn't return until 6 am, I knew. Told me she was out with her friends. I knew she was lying but I never called her out on it. I wanted to continue living in the bubble I was in. It was safer. I didn't want to believe she did the same to me as what we had done on Milo. Eventually, around New Year, I asked her if she had cheated on me, if she had been with anyone else, that night or any other night. She swore I was the only one. By January 9th, she had confessed to me that she did cheat, but that it was only a one time thing and she'd never cheat again. I couldn't bear to lose her especially after the scandal we caused when we got together, and she was my entire world. About a week after this, I came home from school, but instead of going home, I went over to Lorena's to surprise her. She told me that she had the flu and not to come over, as she didn't want me to catch it. I didn't care. I wanted to nurse her back to health, as I said, because I was in love with her. I walked in on her fucking another guy. I didn't even say anything. I just turned around and walked out of the house. Lorena followed me and tried to explain, but I didn't care. I was done. So, I finished wit her. I didn't even realise until about 5 years ago, when Sookie first started seeing Bill, that he was the guy she was screwing. That was why I always disliked him." I finished, with a large exhale of breath.

"It was then that Lorena tired to make mine and Pam's lives hell. She thought that we were only friends with Eric because we were sneaking around behind her back – the both of us were sneaking around with him, he was cheating on her with us." Sookie added.

"Well, at least you are around in front of her back this time." Pam put in.

*Comes out from behind pillow fort* well, I hope you enjoyed hearing all about their past. I know some of the readers wanted the more in depth version. So there you are.

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