And here's a new batch of crazy deaths for the characters of Knight Rider. This time, it's the turn of both KITTs. Both in the one chapter owing to the thinness of effective methods of killing them.
I don't own Knight Rider or it's characters. NBC, Glen A. Larson and the 'Hoff do. But the story is mine.
KI2T:
Chuck Norris stared at him. He never stood a chance.
Ummm…
Well…
Uhhh…
Actually…
That's about it.
KI3T:
Godzilla stepped on him.
Mr T pitied him.
Victoria Beckham's secret unreleased album was discovered by him. His CPU was utterly destroyed right after - I wonder why.
When Mike fell ill, Billy Morgan had to step in for him. It went horribly wrong.
It wasn't sugar that was put into his Gas Tank. It was Zoë's special, extremely explosive stash.
He listened to the GPS. It sent him straight into a Nuclear Reactor Core.
One of the missiles that KARR-E fired that night hit him.
He contracted the AI equivalent of HIV-AIDS from Domino. Damn…
Dante, Beast, Domino, Kat, Plato, KA and Hannah Tyree made clear the regard in which they held him. Not much considering how little was left by the time they were done.
NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICK!
Dragon Caesar stepped on him. All 170 Tonnes of Dragon Caesar!
He was struck by the solid-gold meteorite, Midas-22.
Edgar the Bug's skin-suit failed while he was inside him, and his Nanotech repair system was on the fritz again.
Who knew that a baseball bat with a nail through it could cause so much damage?
And that's the KITTs dealt with. Next time, the KARRs!