mi first class wuz transfiguration wit da hufflepugg prepz. sum1 kill meh. i h8 dose preps, dey suck. but i hate da nerds more. so we went to da transfiguration clazzroom where Mcdarknight was waitin for us. shes like really old but shes da coolest emo eatcher ever. she died her hair black and shez got all this cool eyeliner on and a fall out boi t shirt and skinni jeans. how awesome. i sat down next to rebby and smiiedshexily at draco who was on da other side of da room wit his frienz, panzy Parkinson aka bloody Quinn, sanguine tearz (dis is u josh!) and sorrow king (dis is u john!).
den mcdarknight started teaching us about werewolves. werevolwes were sooo cool i wish i wuz one but i wuz a vampire so. i got bored so i cut myself and drink mi blud and rebby did the same, even tho mcdarknight wuz a gud teacher. it wuz just i alreddy knew loads about werenwolves. but den da bell rang so we all elft da classhroom and ent to potions wit da nerdz. i hated potshions coz we always had it wit da ravenclaws n dey were nerdz.
but den i sat next to rebby and draco who left his friendz for me!1!11!1! nd professer snap who wuz rly boring and goffic whut a loser lol, was teching da lesson so me n draco started passively makin out and i got an eruatcion and draco gropped me and we almost had secx on da floor but snap was all
"FIFTY POINTS FROM SLYTHERINZ" snap screemed at us dn i stood up.
"OMFRB, U ALWAYYZ PICK ON US SNAP, WELL GUEZZ WHAT IM NEVR COMING BACK HERE AGAIN CUZ UR GOFFIC ND U SUCK. AND ANY1 WHO DUS SUCKZ 2. UR ALL PREPS/NERDS/GOFFS IF U DO AND I HATE ALL OF DEM." I screemed back den i left da classroom with my draco and rebby.
we whent bck to mi room nd smokked a joint whisst cutting ourselves cuz we're emo lol but nd den rebby started kissin meh and i wuz surprised becuz shes my bff nd i thuhg draco wuld mind but den he started kissing meh 2 so we were all makin out togeheter!
and den we took our clothes of nd i out mi boi thingi in drakos boi thingie and den i put my boi thingie in rebbys u kno whut and omfrb it was soooo hot.
"l luv u guise" i said.
nd den we feel asleep nd only woke up wen da dinna bell rang so i put on aa fall out boi t shirt on wit red skinnis and vans and rebby had a gud charlotte t shirt wit white skinnis and draco had a Marilyn manson one wtihblack skinnis and he luked so hot i almost fuked him again but we didn't cuz i wuz hungry so we hent to da gratre hall holdin hands, all three of us nd erryyone stared so we stuck all our middle finges up at dem and den we stat at da slytherinz table nd ate nd all our friendz were like
"OH MY GOD UR OTGETHER DATS SOOO CUTE" cried bloody Quinn excitedly
"i kno rite, i luv draco and rebby suuu much" i smiled sadly.
but den da doors burst open nd in wlked...
howz dat 4 a cliffhanga? i hope u lyk it xxxxx