ANFTA:
Myself: Hehe. Okay. I'm SORRY Daymond wasn't in that chapter, Me.
Me: You're not sorry yet…
Myself: Yes I… My god you're getting more and more like Daymond! SHEESH! -throws up arms,-
Me: I try. It's all I can do.
Myself: … You don't want to scare people. -Gets hit in the back of the head with… an eraser? - OW!! What the…?! An eraser..? –blinks-
Me: Mwahaha… By the by… we don't own anyone except Aurora, Jarred, Daymond and Jessey.
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"Hurry – Up – Guys!" A girl was lying on the ground, Cronus's blades crossed over her neck. The girl was barely holding them off with her fists. "Any time this year would be nice!" The girl was wearing a green button up shirt and matching hat/skirt, with a pink ascot tied around her neck. Black shorts were visible beneath the skirt, and a green hat was lying a few feet away. A long sepia-coloured ponytail was matted beneath her head.
"I'll get there when I can, Jessey! KIND OF BUSEEEEEEE!" Another girl shrieked as she fought a giant with two heads, the brass knuckles on each of her hands glinting in the dying sunlight. The pink and green dress she was wearing matched her gloves, both of which were slowly being stained with giant's blood. Her sun-kissed blonde hair was flying madly as she stopped punching and hurled a fireball at the giant.
"Daymond! Don't just stand there! Help Aurora! Or me! But help Aurora first because, well, she's Aurora!" The girl fighting Cronus demanded.
"All right, then…I'll get on that." A boy yawned widely. He was dressed in heavy armour, which he wore as if it was a light cotton tunic; the boy was actually wearing a black tunic and black pants and black boots underneath the armor, his shoulder-length navy blue hair hung freely, flying back as he ran at the giant, a whip materializing in his left hand.
"Jarred? JARRED!? WHERE ARE YOU?! Oh… You're trying to open the sword!" Jessey hissed sarcastically, trying to get Cronus's blades off of her.
"Jarred you idiot! Push the button on the handle! When you do that, OH MY GOD THE BLADE COMES OUT! It's magical!" Jessey whimpered as the blades moved closer. "Now that you have the blade out, you blonde dufus, get your derriere over here to help me! Or, even better, help Daymond and Aurora!" Jarred, with his pony-tailed, mid-back length hair, same colour as Aurora's, ran over to the Giant, ramming the blade up to the hilt in the Giant's side. The giant screamed in pain, clutching at it's side.
"Thanks, bro," Aurora raced over to Jessey, almost tripping when Cronus began speaking to her.
"I'm sorry it has to end this way, Aurora. Your friend is going to be impaled by my scythes, right through her throat. It will be completely and totally your fault that she dies," Cronus began to rant wildly.
"Hey, Jess, are you ready?" Aurora asked, sighing heavily. Cronus' foot had managed to find it's way on to her chest, pinning her there. Jessey grinned deviously.
"Yuppers!!" She cackled. Aurora jumped up as Jessey shoved the scythes to the side, rolling in the opposite direction. Aurora hit Cronus in the chest, causing him to stumble backwards.
"I'll be leaving now, my dear." Cronus put his hands out to open a portal, and he fell into it, disappearing as his portal closed.
"As usual…" Aurora spat, helping Jessey stand up.
"When the going gets tough –" Jessey started.
"Cronus gets going." Daymond finished, supporting half of Jarred's weight with ease; Jarred had been bruised by the hilt of his own sword while fighting the giant.
"Oh my god, are you okay? Can I have you?" Herry asked Aurora, immediately realizing his mistake and covering his mouth. Aurora stared at Herry blankly, making him blush. "I mean, can I help you?"
"Uhmm… No.. I think I can manage…" Aurora said dryly, some of her father showing through. Aurora inadvertently backed into Jessey.
"She has a boyfriend, you dolts, " Jessey told the boys, all of which, except Jarred and Daymond, were drooling.
"Who?" Neil demanded, looking at Aurora affectionately. Yes-even Neil's effected…it's a funny story…
"He's right… here…? DAYMOND? Where the hell did you gou go, you idiotic moron? You running away is soon to get you killed," Jessey turned around, attempting to locate Daymond, but only locating Jarred, who was leaning heavily against a well-placed tree, probably created by himself.
"Jessey, I don't need your help. I can get him here, "Aurora looked at Jarred, who was now pouting. Aurora took a deep breath. "Daymond!! Get your sorry butt over here! PRONTO!"
Jessey giggled, and Aurora whispered, "That slow Achilles and Gaia moron…"
"Too bad he doesn't have any Atalanta in him, like her," Jessey whispered back, pointing at Atlanta.
"Or Odyssus, like him…"
"Or Jason, like the other one over there," Jessey pointed at Jay. "Hey, do you think they need towels? They're all drooling… it's kind of sickening."
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ANFTA:
Me: That took longer to type… It's Jack Sparrow's fault, I swear.
Myself: You can't blame it all on him… I mean, okay, blame the Kraken Alarm, too…
Me: -giggles- Kraken Alarm….
Myself: Not to mention your typoitis…
Me: Yeah, well… Herry's "Can I have you?" Is cute. –Coughs-
Myself: Hee! Yes it is. It's very cute.
Me: OMG IT'S CHAPTER FOUR TIIIIME.