ANFTA:

Myself: Well, it's morning. And we're tired. Okay, maybe we're not – we had syrup!!!!!

Me: . . . I drew Daymond!! -cheers-

Myself: Yay!! He had long hair…

Me: . . . Yeah…

Myself: OH MY GOD ARCHIE'S GONNA GET BEAT!!

Me: Courtesy of Daymond, of course.

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"I can't stand watching that pussy rub his hands over Aurora like that," Archie stood to the side, pouting, watching Daymond running his hands slowly up and down Aurora's sides, then rubbing his nose against hers – Daymond had gotten annoyed with the blindfold and taken it off of her (Jessey had replaced the blindfold seconds after the twosome had made up in the last chapter) completely ignoring Jessey's complaints (as usual). Needless to say, Aphrodite's charm was running full force again, making Jessey have to run around with napkins for the drooling guys.

Aurora looked away from Daymond's crimson eyes to stare blankly at Archie. It was a moment before she found her voice. "Ex-ex-excuse me?!" Atlanta and Daymond simultaneously cracked their knuckles at Archie, Daymond doing so because NOONE was allowed to ogle at Aurora except for himself, and Atlanta because Archie needed to learn his place.

"Do you want to hit him first?" Daymond asked Atlanta, not taking his eyes off of Archie as he moved closer. "I mean, ladies first, of course."

"Well aren't you chivalrous…" Atlanta grinned darkly. Archie could already feel the pain. Atlanta stepped into her punch, smacking air as Archie dodged her punch, side-stepping into Daymond's reach. Daymond kicked him back to Atlanta, who, in turn, kicked him back over to Daymond.

"I am so glad that Daymond can defend himself, and, therefore, me."

"Yes, Aur. We are all glad that Daymond can defend you two." Jarred sighed, rolling his eyes. His sister was such an airhead sometimes…. Though Jarred wasn't one to talk.

"I know," Aurora sighed, a slight smile playing across her lips.

"Oww! That must hurt!" Jessey watched as an extremely proud Daymond tripped an extremely stunned Archie into a snow bank. Atlanta collapsed on the ground, laughing.

"Umm… maybe we should tell Daymond to stop now before Archie gets Hypothermia." Jessey told Aurora, something that might have been amusement glinting in her eyes.

"Well, maybe. Those damn mortals and their non-immortal-ness. God, Daymond's gonna kill him." Aurora took her leave of Jessey and raced over so that she was between Daymond and Archie. Daymond had a look of pure malice in his blood-red eyes, one that didn't look like it was going to go anywhere.

"What are you doing?" Daymond growled at Aurora, his hands tightening into fists as he glared at Aurora. "Didn't you hear what he said?!"

"You're going to kill him, Daymond! Please stop!"

"But why??!"

"'Cause!"

"'Cause why?!"

"Because I said so!"

"That's not a reason, Aurora…"

"Sure it is! You're harassing Archie without my permission!"

"I don't need your permission!"

"Yes you do!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!" Aurora's cerulean eyes had turned a bright violet colour, and Daymond's crimson eyes got a lot brighter – the two of them both entering a sort of pre-berserker mode. Jarred looked at Aurora, still holding his side, then at Jessey.

"Oh dear…" Jessey mumbled, backing away again.

"NO!" Daymond growled at Aurora, throwing his hands up in the air.

"What are we supposed to do??" Jessey asked Jarred, looking concerned.

"Tell them to stop?"

"They won't listen to me. Or to you, for that matter."

"Hey you over there, muscles. Go hold them together or something." Jarred told Herry. It wasn't a suggestion. It was an order.

"But they'll hit me!"

"No they won't."

"Yes they will!"

"No, Aurora will thank you." Jessey told Herry.

"Maybe even with a kiss…" Jarred smiled slyly.

"I…. ehh… fine. I guess I can go over there and uh… help…" Herry said nervously, walking over to Aurora and Daymond.

"Don't touch me!" Aurora turned her violet eyes on Herry, glaring. Herry took a step back.

"Grab her!" Daymond ordered, trembling slightly. "QUICKLY!"

"Eh?!" Herry was very, very confused.

"You're telling him to grab me when you couldn't stand Archie making a comment?!"

"Aurora… SHUT UP FOR A MOMENT!"

"I WILL NOT SHUT UP!"

"Herry..!" Daymond's eyes we going from red to black in record time – a sign that he was going to end up hurting Aurora, Jarred, Jessey, Herry… who ever he got his hands on first.

Aurora was closest.

Herry grabbed Aurora around her waist and pulled her away as Daymond collapsed, convulsing on the ground. Jessey was hopping back and forth on her feet impatiently, looking thoroughly terrified.

"Put me down, Giaganto!" Aurora shrieked, straining against Herry's iron grip, to no avail.

"I can't do that!" Herry shouted over Aurora's yelling, holding her tighter. "He's going to hurt you!"

"NO HE WON'T!!" Aurora shouted, tears welling in her eyes as she pulled away from Herry again. Daymond was growling and convulsing in pain now, controlling his mother's half of him. "He's better now! Just sore! LET ME GO!"

Herry reluctantly let go of Aurora, who ran over to Daymond and held him to her, only one of her eyes returning to blue, the other remaining violet. Daymond was still twitching, but less violently as Aurora was holding him so that he couldn't move.

Jessey sighed with relief. "Well thank god." She mumbled, rubbing the back of her head as she walked over to Archie, who was still in the snow bank. "Want a hand, pussy-whip-boy?"

"…" Archie took Jessey's hand and pulled himself up, then he turned on his heel and stalked off, his hands stuffed into his jacket pockets. Jessey rolled her eyes, and Atlanta raced after Archie, to try to calm him down.

When Daymond stopped shaking, he smiled at Aurora. "Thank you," He mumbled, smiling weakly. Aurora smiled back and kissed his forehead.

"You're welcome, Daymond."

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ANFTA:

Myself: AWWWWW! OH MY GOD IT'S OUR LONGEST CHAPTER YET!!

Me: Yep… hahaha… Daymond 3

Myself: Isn't it awesome? –sighs-

Me: I guess…

Myself: What's wrong now?

Me: I'm mad that Daymond went insane AND I wasn't there to see it!! I only got to write about it….

Myself: -eyes fill with tears- ITS OKAY!! You can see him soon! –races out of room-

Me: Oh dear god…

Myself: -comes back dragging Daymond behind her-

Daymond: Why am I here???

Me: -races over, hugging Daymond- Not sure… but I don't care…

Myself: WELL, ITS INTERVIEW TIME!!

Daymond: Oh joy….

Me: I know…

Myself: –races around, looking for notepads- I FOUND THEM!!

Daymond: Double joy.

Me: Woo…-twirls finger in air-

Myself: -bustling around, whistling- WHISTLE WHILE YOU WORK!! LA DA DUT DA DUT DUT DA!!

Daymond: Get her to be quiet, before you-know-who comes-- - interrupted by Jessey racing in-

Jessey: WHISTLING???

Myself: yeah… want to join me, Jess?

Jessey: SURE!!!

Daymond: Not likely, please let us move on to chapter 6… PLEASE????

Myself: Dude, I'll bet you never beg…anyway… ON TO CHAPTER SIX!!!