OK! I'm sorry it's taken so long but things have been happening like holidays, work and then sudden death of the computer. So we got a new one, but it didn't have word document. And then I forgot what I was working on. But it's ok now!
Well then. I am starting a little competition. Whomever can guess where I got then name Adachi from gets a cookie and a mini story or lemon scene dedicated to them. Just put your guess in a review or send it to my mail box. I love mail!
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note. I wouldn't mind owning it though.
Chapter Two
Eeek! The Boogieman!
Lillith was just getting out of the shower when she heard a knock at the front door. "Coming!" she yelled, dashing to the door in a towel. She flung the door open to reveal two stunned looking men.
"Hello! What the hell do you want?"
"Umm.. Hello, we are Jin and Hayami from the Repair company. We are here to umm... Repair your TV." said the taller one.
"I don't have a TV." said Lillith, still dripping wet.
"The toaster!" blurted out the other man.
Lillith shrieked. "Not the ALMIGHTY toaster!!" Grabbing them both by the collar she dragged them in to the kitchen.
"There it is!" she smiled brightly. "Please do everything you can!"
Jin and Hayami watched as she skipped out of the room. "Can we kill her yet?" asked Hayami.
"Not yet. Lets just look at the toaster for a minute."
A minute passed.
Then another.
"How bout now?"
"Righto"
They each picked up a knife and snuck towards the living room where Lillith, now dressed, was re-arranging the furniture.
Jin let out a war cry as he lunged for her. She suddenly crouched and Jin went flying over her head. "Hey look! I found 100 yen on the floor! Lucky me!" She glanced up and saw Jin on the floor in a pile. "Goodness! What happened to you?"
Hayami swung his knife at her. She pulled out a sword from behind the sofa and shoved it straight through his heart. He spontaneously combusted in to flames.
"Damn! Now I have to vacuum my floor AGAIN!!" she sighed looking at the ash on the floor. Swinging the sword around she pointed it at Jin. "Who sent you?"
"I can't tell you he'll kill me!" the man whimpered on the floor.
"I will kill you as well unless you tell me. And believe me, it will be slow and painful." Lillith smiled at him and raised the sword again.
"Please! Please don't! It was B! He sent us to bring you to him! Please don't kill me!"
"Ok. Thank you. You are free to go." She patted him on the head. "But if I ever see you again I'm afraid I will have to kill you."
"I understand. Thank you." She watched as Jin scuttled out of the apartment.
"B. Who are you?"
Turning to the stereo Lillith started playing the Hampster dance.
L's eyes slowly widened as he watched the drama unfold on his monitors. The rest of the team was crowded around all with their mouths gaping open in shock. Ide actually shouted out a warning as Jin lunged at her. Matsuda started gagging when Lillith stabbed Hayami and Soichiro shook his head as she threatened Jin. L choked on his lollipop when he heard Jin say B.
"Did he just burst into flames?" Aizawa asked
"I think so." Mogi blinked at the screen as if trying to make sense of what they just saw.
"Does this mean that she is actually Kira?" asked Matsuda
"It does put the possibility at 15.6%" L managed to cough out.
"What the hell is she playing?" Ukita demanded.
"Who is B?" asked Raito watching L closely.
'An introverted psychopath' L thought. "I am going to bring up her file." He tapped the keyboard madly for a minute. "Here we are."
They all looked at the computer screen.
"Didn't you say she went to collage with you Matsuda?" Soichiro asked, "She's only 19."
"Yeah she is a genius." Matsuda smiled, "Almost as smart as Raito and Ryuzaki."
L scrolled down the page. "Mother and Father deceased. Only child. No criminal history." He tapped his lip. "She seems completely normal."
Everyone looked back at the monitors as a hysterical laugh came through the speakers. Lillith seemed to be laughing at the wall. "What on earth are you doing!?" she managed to gasp out. Raito inwardly fell over when he saw Ryuk's head sticking out of the wall. The shinigami smiled and vanished.
"OK! That was weird." Glancing at the clock on the wall, Lillith let out a scream. "SHIT! I'm so freaking late!" The team watched as she made a mad dash to the door. "BYE MISTER L!" The door slammed and they sat in silence.
"Woah" Raito huffed. His mind raced. How could she see Ryuk and how did she know L's name? A twisted little plan started forming.
"Please bring her in for questioning." L droned "Bring Misa as well."
"Wha?"
End Chapter Two
A/N. Hows that? Good? Or not so good? Please review for I am slightly messed up.
Lillith: I'm bored. Can I jump L's bones yet?
L: Yes can she?
Me: Get a grip on your hormones you bloody teenagers.
B: When can I start?
Me: Soon! Jesus you are all so impatient.
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