Here's chapter numero dos
disclaimer:i do NOT own naruto(sadly)
Kathleen stood and Sean started rising, but when he was on all fours a large satchel that had some weight to it hit him square in the spine, that flattened him out.
"BAHAHAHAHA!" screamed Kathleen, while she was laughing a piece of paper fell from the sky and landed on the back of his head. Kathleen snatched it up taking a few hairs in the process.
"OI! Bitch we got a note." said kathleen holding it close to her face.
"well?" said Sean "what the fuck are you waiting for?"
"Sheesh, i'm reading, i'm reading" said Katheleen
"Dear Kathleen and Sean,
I have given you new names and looks, Sean you will be Tashikani and Kathleen you will be Meikyuu, you are of different clans, I wont be telling you those but you will find out quite soo.
You two were in the same genin squad but are both chunin now, the other person in your genin squad was Amai Yamanaka, she is Inos little sister. Additional information everyone in the village knows you two are great friends and fight all the time so Kathleen feel free to try and kill sean in public, also the Fourth Great Shinobi War has ended, the shinobi alliance defeated Tobi and Kabuto, Sasuke saw the error of his ways and was welcomed back to the village, which the uchiha clan is now back in. that is all you need to know for now. I will be sending you these letters occasionally with extra information
sincerely
Sage of the Six Paths"
"That motherfucker!" said Tashikani
"what?" asked Meikyuu
"He didn't fucking tell us who Tobi was!" screamed Tashikani who was now standing straight up.
"DAMNIT! You're right!" said Meikyuu looking at his face examining his new features. "Dude, you are gonna flip a shit when you see your face."
"WHY? He didn't make me related to rock lee did he?" said Tashikani rubbing his eyebrows.
"no no, go look at yourself in that window." said Meikyuu
Tashikani rushed to the nearest window to examine his face. What he saw made him extremely happy, two upside down red triangles on his face.
"OH MY FUCKING JASHIN!" screamed Tashikani "I AM A FUCKING INUZUKA, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!"
Before Meikyuu could respond she saw a familiar face running on the rooftops.
"Tashikani, Ototo!" screamed the man frantically.
"it can't be, no fucking way." said Tashikani turning around. He saw Kiba Inuzuka, his older brother. Kiba looked the same as he does in shippuden except now he has a jonin flak jacket on and I small but noticeable scar over the right side of his mouth.
"what's with the flak jacket and the scar?" asked meikyuu leaning towards Tashikani.
"He was made a jonin after he and team 8 killed Kabuto during the shinobi war, shino and hinata were also made jonin. The scar he got on his wedding day, when ino was about to cut the cake one of her heels broke so she tripped and cut kiba above his lip." tashikani said like second nature.
"um, how the hell did you know that?" asked Meikyuu
"I just... did." said Tashikani with a blank stare.
"There you are, Ototo, i've been looking for you, Hana is getting pissed, the Yamanakas' are over for dinner and she wants you there, she said Meikyuu could come to." kiba said slightly winded.
"Uh oh sorry Otuoto I lost track of time I guess." said Tashikani "by the way where is my ninja dog?"
"Shi? He's back at the kennels he was tired after your morning training." said Kiba kind of confused "but we really should hurry."
"Right, let's go Kath... I mean Meikyuu." said Tashikani avoiding his mistake.
The trio ran, no not ran, sprinted, no that's not right either hmm... oh I got it the fucking booked it back to the inuzaka compound. Once they opened the door to the main house Hana hug/tackled Tashikani to the ground.
"Why are you hugging me? Kiba said you were pissed." said Tashikani with a confused look.
"Pissed? How could I ever be pissed at my adorable baby brother, my tashi" said Hana very lovingly and poking his nose. "and hello Meikyuu, you look cute as always." said Hana with a smile.
"Hn." said Meikyuu.
"and stoic as ever" hana said under her breath. "Well, in here everybody, Meikyuu, Tashi-kun, you two are at the kids table with Amai-chan and your little cousins."
"Fuck Yeah! Kids table rocks." said Tashikani throwing his hands in the air.
"baka" said Meikyuu facepalming.
"Baita!" snapped Tashikani.
"Tashi-kun! No bad language you are far too young for that!" said Hana
"I'm 15, not too young." retorted Tashikani
"you're sitting at the kids table, you're too young." said Hana crossing her arms and glaring at him. Tashikani raised a finger and opened his mouth but then shut it and walked to the kids table and sat next to Amai, who instantly hugged him, he hugged back, she smelled a lot like lilacs. They just sat there hugging until one of the children started chanting "tashikani and amai sitting in a tree k-i-"
he was cut off "quiet brat." snapped Amai.
"woah woah, chill he's just playing, no need to get snappy." said tashikani rubbing her arm to soothe her.
"Sorry little one, and sorry tashi-kun." she said with a pout.
"no worries, no body got hurt." he said throwing a quick hug on her. The kids ate dinner throwing food at each other, which was usually started by tashikani and ended by meikyuu. Once all the kids got enough to eat they all ran into the backyard, so Amai, Tashikani, and Meikyuu joined the adults table and listened to stories of the great shinobi war and missions they had all been sent on.
"well it's been fun but I should probably get going." said Meikyuu.
"Tashi-kun do you want to walk her back to her compound?" asked Hana.
"Fuck no" he said "she'd try to kill me on the way there."
"Tashi-chan is right I would" said Meikyuu
"DID YOU JUST USE CHAN AT THE END OF MY NAME? I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!" screamed Tashikani rising from his chair and instinctively walking towards his room. When he came back out he was holding a scythe it only had one blade but it looked deadly. The bottom ob the blade was red and the shaft was black with a red design. Tashikani started swinging as he approached Meikyuu. But before he could land a hit Hana grabbed his scythe by the shaft and pulled him towards her.
"What Tashi-kun meant to say was have a safe walk home." said Hana with a smile.
Amai stayed after her family left. Kiba and Ino went back to their apartment and all the cousins returned to their homes, so it was just Hana, Amai, and Tashikani.
"So Amai, what do you wanna do?" asked Tashikani
"Let's go to your room!" said Amai as she eagerly grabbed his handed and yanked him out of his seat.