A/N: Evening kids. It is currently 1:50AM and I have University at 9. Aren't I awesome. I decided to try and get this up and stuff before I submit to the joys of a comatose like sleep. I just had a MASSIVE cooking fail. Left the potatoes in the oven to long and now I have crunchy chips.

Let's boogie.

Chapter Eleven

Matsuda! Be serious!

L had a piece of cake halfway to his mouth when he glanced up at Raito. Lillith glanced up at his as well and gave him a light shove.

"What's the matter Light?" She asked.

L leaned forward a bit.

"You look so mad, I thought you might want some cake too."

"Oh it's nothing." Raito smiled at the pair.

"Here." L held out the plate to the other man.

"I don't have the appetite." Raito said, holding his hand up. Lillith glared at him.

"The man is offering you cake. What the hell is wrong with you?" A beeping sound from the computer interrupted them as a W appeared on the screen.

"Ryuzaki."

"Yes Watari?"

"There is a message from Eral Coil." Lillith said. The two men looked at her.

"How do you know that?" L asked around a mouthful.

"I'm a psycho! I mean... Physic!" Raito smiled.

"What is the message about then?"

Lillith grinned at him.

"And take away the surprise from Watari? I think not!"

They all looked back to the screen.

"'I want to know who L is.'" Watari finished.

Soichiro and Mogi who had gravitated over, both gave a start.

"But Eral Coil is one of the detectives that are helping L!" Soichiro looked scandalized. "Why would he ask such a question?"

"Kida Masahiko."

Lillith raised her eyebrow.

"Ain't he the head of the department at Yotsuba?"

"So it IS Yotsuba!" Soichiro thundered.

"They are trying to find L's name! So they can kill him!" Raito said.

Lillith tackled L to the floor.

"I won't let them! Don't worry!"

L struggled to a sitting position with Lillith sitting on his lap.

"Don't worry everyone. Eral Coil is none other than me."

"Sneaky bastard." Lillith glowered at him. "You are lucky you are so sexy."

Wedy and Aiber were doing their thing when Lillith sat up straight with a very annoyed expression.

"MASTUDA!" She yelled making everyone looked at her. "You fucked up big!"

"Lillith!-san!" Soichiro scolded, "Language."

"What is the matter Lillith-san?" L asked, rolling his chair over.

The computer beeped.

"Ryuzaki. Matsuda-san is sending out a distress signal."

"From where?" L asked, without looking away from Lillith's irritated face.

"Yotsuba's main office."

"Matsuda. You idiot." L sighed. "Let's think of a new plan."

L picked up the phone and dialed Matsuda's number.

"Yo, Matsui! It's me Asahi. It's been a long time."

"Asahi!" Came Matsuda's voice, sounding strained.

"I hope it is alright to call you right now."

"Yes it's fine."

"Are you alone right now?

"Yes. I am alone."

L covered the phone.

"He isn't with Misa-san."

"Duh. She would be screaming for Light if she was with him." Lillith tapped randomly on the desk.

As the phone conversation progressed, Lillith had tapped out the Jurassic Park theme song, MacGyver theme song and the entire Australian National Anthem.

"Lillith." L hung up the phone.

"Yes my love?"

"That is very annoying."

"Here drink up, drink up!" Misa's shrill voice came from the speakers. The video on screen showed a bunch of girls in skimpy outfits, serving drinks to the Yotsuba board members.

"Misa is pretty good at this." L commented.

Lillith shot him a sideways glace before returning her eyes to the screen.

The Team watched silently as Matsuda walked out of the room and into the bathroom.

All of a sudden there was a phone conversation.

"Ryuzaki! Have you been watching?"

"Yes."

"I'm sorry. I-"

"That doesn't matter now."

"Right." Matsuda glanced around. "Those eight were in a meeting about murder. Using Kira!"

|The group gasped. Lillith just blinked and started tapping again.

;It's them!" Matsuda continued. "I know for sure!"

"Then they will try to kill you." Lillith leaned over and said to the phone.

On screen, Matsuda seemed to deflate.

"Is there any way to get out alive?"

L used his free hand to hold down Lillith's in an attempt to stop the tapping.

"We are lucky that you are still alive as it is." He looked at her and smiled slightly. "The only way to get out is to die."

Lillith grinned back and motioned for the phone.

"I have an idea Matsuda. It's risky and oh so fun. Listen carefully."

Will they find Kira? Will L get more cake? Will Light EVER lighten up? Find out next time on How many Kiras are there!