HI! we will now start with chapter three! ENJOY MY LOVELY PUPPETS… Im just kidding, just enjoy.

( Yumis POV. In the forest changing )

"Well, well, what do we have here." The stranger said in a perverse tone.

" A idiot called my best friend and a pissed hungry wet me." I said very annoyed because of my hunger. I hid behind and watched as the man came out of the shadows and saw that it was Jiraya one of the legendary sannin.

" oh shit." Chiaki and I said in unison.

" hey, Jiraya-san what are you doing." And now Kakashi came out to.

" No, not the other one." I said with a depressed look on my face.

" yupp, and now the third one came." Chiaki said when Naruto also came and joined the group.

" okay, now I AM pissed, give me your shirts." Chiaki said clearly embarrassed about being topless behind .

" yeah that's right give us them now….OR ELSE." I said with an evil smile on my face.

" or what." Jiraya, Kakashi and Naruto said in unison.

" Or else I will poke you with a stick." Chiaki said proudly for at least coming up with an idea. Then it happened. They said something the shouldn't have said.

" you don't have a stick, kid." Kakashi said. Chiakis eyebrow twitched and you could feel a dark aura surrounding her. But the best part was that wolf ears and a tail popped up out of nowhere.

" Oh…my…god! Ehm Chiaki you have a tail and wolf ears." I said very confused.

" Hey you the other little brat." Kakashi said.

" you didn't just say that. Im pissed, hungry, wet and hunted by the Akatsuki and you call me a little brat." I said clenching my fists together so they turned white. But that was a BIG mistake. Just as I had my arms at my side moved and Chiaki burst out into a fit of laughter. 'oh shit'. My boobs were free.

" GHAAAAAAA." I screamed and my scream is louder then Chiakis sooo I think Jiraya, Kakashi and Naruto went deaf for a moment. Especially Chiaki with her new wolf ears.

When I stopped screaming and had hidden behind Chiaki laid on the ground, her hands over her ears. When I watched over I saw that Naruto, Kakashi and Jiraya had fallen to the ground, blood around there heads.

" Old man as too repay for this you will pay for clothes, food and you will letus stay in your apartment. And WE get YOUR room."

( a few minutes later )

*awkward silence* * even more awkward silence* * sounds of crickets*

" OKAY, I CANT TAKE THE AWKWARD SILENCE ANYMORE. I NEED A SHIRT NARUTO GIVE ME YOUR FREAKING JACKET." I screamed at him because I was freaking freezing to death.

( Chiakis POV )

* Poke * * Pull *

" Damnit Chiaki what the hell are you doing pulling my ears and tai-...* Silence * Wait did I just say ears and tail…"

" Your just like a kitty cat except for the fluffy white tail." I said calmly watching as Yumi freaked out.