Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot and Melissa... Ooh and Nick too! :D I also don't own Finding Nemo, Charlie the Unicorn, Harry Potter characters, Dracula or Tinkerbell. I know wierd combo right?

Vampires, Wizards and Fairies, Oh My!

BPOV

Melissa and I were sat on the sofa again. She was lying down, her head in my lap. Emmett was around here somewhere. He was on babysitting duty.

"I'm bor-" Melissa started.

"Don't. Just don't even say it." I said, pinching the bridge of my nose, a habit I picked up from Edward. I still had nightmares about the binge drinking session Melissa and I had a few days ago. Although I couldn't remember anything my dreams came up with the worst case senarios, such as puking all over Edward. "I've barely recovered from the last time you were bored." I huffed.

"Aw, come on, Bells. You know you had a good time!" She whined, twisting her head to look up at me.

"I can't remember a thing! I don't know if I had a good time!" I exclaimed.

"Well, it's your lucky day. I have photo's." She said grinning mischieviously.

I groaned. "I'm not going to like them am I?" I asked knowing for sure they would be worse than my nightmares.

"Yes, you look so happy!" She squealed, grabbing her phone off the table. She sat up and began to run through the pictures. I suppose they weren't that bad. They were mostly pictures of us taking shots, drinking straight from the bottle and the two of us with goofy smiles on our faces. There was one of me with my hands on my hips and I was pouting at the camera. I cringed at that one, vowing to have Melissa delete it. I felt my stomach turn when I saw one of me drinking brown liquid straight from the bottle. I shuddered when I got to one of me nearly passed out on the sofa. That was just before the 'puking behind the couch incident' as it came to be known.

"Aw, I soooo wish I was here!" Emmett boomed. We both turned to see him leaning over the back of the sofa, grinning widely at us.

"I'm glad you weren't." I muttered, turning back around.

"Well at least I was here for the best bit, ey Belly?" He chuckled, mussing my hair. I turned to glare at him and Melissa as they laughed loudly.

"Emmett," Melissa said as Emmett walked around and sat down on the sofa next to her. "I'm bored. Entertain me." She demanded, as I moaned that I had let her get the words out.

"Well, we could get Bella drunk again..." Emmett suggested. I shook my head furiously, "No. No fucking way, never again." I was determined never let a drop of alcohol into my system ever again.

"But-"

"No, Emmett." I spat.

He pouted for a second before a shit eating grin graced his face.

"Okay, if you won't do that, lets..." He paused for second. "Get high." He finshed, leaning back and letting it sink in.

"No way." I said. "Okay." Melissa sqeaked at the same time.

Melissa frowned as she looked at me. "Come on, Belly!" She whined. "I've not gotten high before either so our first time can be something we can enjoy together."

"Enjoy." I scoffed.

"We're doing it Bella." She huffed. I glared at her.

We locked eyes and stared each other down.

She didn't break or even flinch as my resolve slowly crumbled. A triumphant grin spread across her face as she saw my decision.

"Fine!" I relented, throwing my hands up. "But where do you plan on getting the, err... stuff?" I asked.

We both looked to Emmett, who grinned. "I know a guy." He said mysteriously. "Give me fifteen minutes ladies."

Melissa and I exchanged a dubious look as Emmett disappeared into the garage.

"Hmm.. I'm going for a smoke. You coming?" Melissa asked standing up.

I nodded and rolled my eyes. Melissa always insisted on smoking on the balcony even though everyone was adamant that the smell or the smoke didn't bother them. Then she said she didn't want it to bother me, which it didn't, seeing as a majority of the time I would acompany her outside. But, she was stubborn and always smoked outside.

I followed her outside as she lit up a cigarette. She took a long pull and blew the smoke out as I watched in slight fascination.

Melissa caught me staring and grinned at me as I blushed.

"So, Bella. I take it you've never smoked before." Melissa said, taking another pull of her cigarette.

I shook my head, knowing what I was going to have to do.

"Right, well we need to have you practice so you don't show yourself up in front of Emmett." She said, winking at me as I grimaced.

She handed me the cigarette and I held it between my fingers awkwardly, looking to Mel for instructions.

"Now, put it to your lips and take a pull," I did as she said while she contiuned to guide me. "Now breath in," I did so. "And blow out." I tried to copy what I'd seen Melissa doing with ease but instead ended up coughing and spluttering as I hammered my fist on my chest and Melissa patted my back.

I was pretty sure my face was beet red as I coughed once more. Melissa giggled.

"Well, that was interesting." She mumbled. "Okay that was normal, I was the same, well maybe not that bad, but close." She said, louder.

I glared at her and then at the offending cigarette in my hand.

"You keep hold of that and practice," She ordered, taking out another cigarette and lit it up. I frowned at how easy she made it look.

I tentatively took a small pull and breathed in and blew out only choking a little. I smiled to myself and carried on until I wasn't choking and the fag was finished.

"Honey, I'm home!" Emmett voice yelled as Melissa flicked her cigarette away. She grinned at me before heading back into the house.

When we got downstairs Emmett was laying things out on the table.

"Are you going to tell us where you got this from?" I asked as Melissa picked up a small bag fill with - what I guessed was - weed.

"You'd never believe me if I told you." Emmett grinned as he took the bag from Melissa and began to roll a joint.

"Try us." Melissa pressed.

"Mike Newton." Emmett grinned, wiggling his eyebrow.

Melissa wrinkled her small nose and I spluttered a laugh.

"Mike? Seriously? Yeah, right! You're right, I don't believe you." I said chuckling.

"Honest! He's trying something new. Trying to get 'street cred'." Emmett said, using air quotation marks.

"Oh God." I mumbled, shaking my head.

"Done!" Emmett exclaimed. I looked at him to see him holding a fat joint up.

"Great! Let's go." Melissa said, snatching it from Emmett and heading for the balcony. I followed - a little reluctantly - after her, my stomache twisting with unease.

We sat down on the balcony floor as Melissa expertly twisted the top of the joint off after giving it a shake.

Melissa was about to light the spliff when a figure blurred in front of her and the joint was gone. Alice stood over her, a frown on her face.

"You're not doing this, young lady." Alice said.

"Yes I am." Melissa replied lowly, her voice deadly.

"Aw, come on, Alice! Let her have her fun!" Emmett boomed standing up an blurring over to Alice and snatching the joint back.

"No, this is illegal, Emmett." Alice hissed. "Bella's dad is the Chief of Police, for God's sake."

"What he doesn't know won't hurt him." I mumbled. I kind of wanted to do it now and Alice was killing my buzz.

Alice looked down at me, shocked.

"Alice, if it makes you feel better you can supervise." Melissa offered.

Alice closed her eyes for a second, smiled to herself before reopening her eyes and motioning to Emmett. He handed the joint back to Melissa as she bounced with anticipation.

Mel grinned and lit the joint, taking a pull from it. She did the same thing she does with cigarette but coughed a little.

"This is some gooooood shit." She drawled, leaning back. I chuckled at her as she took another drag. "Sorry, I've just always wanted to say that." She chuckled.

After a couple more pulls, she passed the joint to me. I held it between my fingers, took a deep breath and put it to my lips.

MPOV

"Man..." I drawled. "I feel soooo chilled."

I lay back and stared up at the grey sky. My vision blurred slightly and I giggled. Bella was lay next to me, her fingers trying to grasp something that was floating above her. I looked back at the sky and noticed a small pink elephant floating above me. I put my hand out to try and grasp it but it danced out of the way.

"Are you trying to catch the blue cat too?" Bella whispered into my ear before busting out into giggles.

"Noooo.. They're not real, silly. I'm trying to catch the tiny pink elephant." I cooed, grinning at the elephant, who grinned back.

"Emmy, roll another doooooobie!" Bella drawled, still trying to catch her imaginary blue cat.

"Sorry girls, we're all out." Emmett said, sounding disappointed.

"Aw, man." I moaned. The pink elephant floated away into the house. I leaped up and followed it, skipping. "Alice! Help me catch the pink elephant!" I whined.

"Melissa, there is no pink elephant." Alice said from beside me.

I turned to her smirking face, tears filling my eyes. "Shun the non believer!" I yelled before running into the kitchen after the pink elephant. I think I should give her a name. Once I found her again, I looked at her closely. I slowly put my finger towards her and thankfully she didn't move. I poked her, she was squishy.

"I shall call her Squishy and she shall be mine and she shall be my Squishy." I mumbled to myself. "Come on, Squishy. Come on, little Squishy." I called, walking around the kitchen. She wouldn't follow me. She hissed at me a disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.

"Bad squishy." I mumbled. I looked around the room when my stomache grumbled.

"Man, I'm so hungry!" I yelled.

"Get some food then. You are in the kitchen after all." Said a tinkling voice.

I looked to see Tinkerbell sat on the kitchen stool. Only she's wasn't tiny and had black hair...

"Thanks Tink." I smiled at her before opening the fridge and grabbing a massive chocolate bar. I dug in straight away and turned to Tinkerbell.

"So, why did you dye your hair?" I asked, moaning into a bite of chocolate.

"What do you mean?" She asked, touching her hair.

"Well, Tinkerbell, the last time I saw you, you were blonde." I mumbled.

"Why does she keep calling you Tinkerbell?" A voice asked from the doorway.

I looked up from my chocolate and screamed.

"Oh my God, it's Cedric Diggory!" I ran up to him and threw my arms around him.

"Cedric, you're alive!" I exclaimed. "Voldemort- oops, I mean He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named killed you! How did you break the killing curse?"

"Err, what?" Cedric asked furrowing his brow.

"She's high, Edward. Now don't freak out..." Tinkerbell said.

"Oh my God, Edward!" Bella yelled. She wrapped her arms around Cedric and buried her face in his chest. I frowned. "Excuse me, Bella. But I called dibs on Cedric, you can have Harry."

"Nooo, Edward. Dracula wants to suck my blood!" She exclaimed, pointing to the door frantically. Emmett walked in slowly his eyes wide.

"Emmett..." Cedric growled.

Emmett held his hands up ."I swear, I didn't do anything..."

A/N: Okay, I think this is better than the other two chapter. Alsoooo... I looked it up and weed doesn't really make you hallucinate as bad as I'm making it. This is fiction remember, so anything goes.

R&R!

Cherry x