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Come to Candy Mountain, Charlie!

APOV

"Aliceeeeee!" Melissa whined.

"Whatttttt?" I said, mimicking her tone.

"Can we go out?" She said, leaning her head on my shoulder and looking up at me.

"Sure. Shopping?" I asked.

"Nooooo." She whined again.

"I'm mean out, out. Like to a bar?" She said.

"Absolutely not!" I exclaimed.

"Why? I promise not to get drunk, I just haven't been to a bar with people before. And I bet Bella hasn't be at all. Just come on, we'll get everyone in on it. At least you know we won't be in any trouble." She said, smiling sweetly.

"I don't know..." I said warily. Though it did sound like a good idea, we couldn't get into any trouble if we were together right?

"Please?" Melissa begged, full on pouting. Her eyes even filled with tears!

"Oh, fine! Go tell Bella, I'll tell the others."

BPOV

"I hate you, Melissa." I growled, glaring at her through the mirror.

"No, you don't. You love me too much." She said grinning as she added another curl to my hair.

Thanks to her not only have I been playing Barbie Bella, but I have also been subjected to killer heels and a dress. Which in my opinion showed too much leg. Alice planned all our outfits out to match. They wear all figure hugging strapless dresses in various colours. Of course mine was blue, Rosalie's was red, Melissa's was black and Alice's was pink.

"You do know there is a thin line between love and hate, right?" I mumbled.

She ignored me and continued to curl my hair. I went over different ways to get out of this when suddenly a light bulb flickered on and I found a flaw in her plan.

"I'm sorry but I can't come." I said, grinning, not sounding the least bit sorry.

"Er, Why?" Melissa asked, raising a perfect eyebrow.

"I have no ID." I said, my face feigning disappointment.

"Yes you do. I ordered it a few weeks ago and it came today. That's why I asked Alice if we could go out." She said, smiling smugly at me.

I groaned and gritted my teeth.

"Oh, calm down, Bella." Alice said, strutting in, looking perfect as usual. "Think of it as a joint bachelor and bachelorette party for you and Edward."

"That isn't making me feel better, Alice." I moaned.

"Suck it up, Bella. You're doing this." Melissa said in a tone that rung with finality.

MPOV

"This better not be some dive, Emmett." Rosalie warned as we entered the club. They didn't even ask us for our ID's.

Thankfully, the club wasn't a dive. The music pulsed loudly and bodies swayed on the dancefloor. We made our way to a table and I sat down, looking around the room. I noticed alot of people gawking at our table, so with jealously, others not to much. I noticed one guy practically undressing Rose with his eyes until he caught sight of Emmett. He grinned evilly at the guy, laughing when he swallowed thickly and looked away.

"You want a drink?" Nick yelled in my ear.

"Yeah, vodka and diet coke please." I whispered in my ear hoping Alice wouldn't hear.

"Okay," He yelled, winking at me. I smiled at him as he weaved through the bodies smoothly to get to the bar.

Edward followed soon after him to get Bella a coke. Soft ass.

I wasn't planning on getting drunk, but my drinks went down fast and before I knew it I was on the dancefloor with Nick dancing. I had my back to Nick with my arms up and his hands were on my waist as I rocked my hips from side to side.

"Do you want another drink?" Nick whispered huskily in my ear.

"Yes please." I said back. I watched him walk off and adjust his pants in a not-so-dicreet way. I giggled and continued to dance. I looked up and saw Bella alone. I frowned and looked around for Edward. He was at the bar chatting with Nick and the others were dancing on other parts of the dancefloor with each other. I ran over to Bella and grabbed her hand. I couldn't hear her protests over the music but I could feel her trying to stand still. But, I may be small but I am strong and managed to get her to stumble her way onto the dancefloor with me.

I turned to face her to find her glaring at me. I grinned at her and grabbed her hand, raising it in the air. I swayed my hips from side to side and waved Bella's arm around enouraging her to dance with me.

"Come on!" I yelled, spinning her round. She laughed and rolled her eyes before swaying her hips too. Yes! I did a mental fist pump and giggled.

I got passion in my pants and I afraid to show it. I'm sexy and I know it!

Bella and I sang along to the song smiling widely at each other. Bella looked over my shoulder and her face dropped.

I felt hands on my waist again, but these weren't cold and offered me no comfort.

"Oh, I know you're sexy." A gravily voice that didn't belong to Nick said in my ear. I looked to Bella in panic and noticed a guy coming up behind her too. Shit! His arms encircled her waist and she cringed away as I tried to manuver out of this guys grip.

"Excuse me." I said as I turned around and backed away from him and closer to Bella. "Come on, Bella." I said, grabbing her wrist. I tried to pull her away from the guy but he held tight as tears filled Bella's eyes.

"Where you going, beautiful?" The other guy said, grabbing my wrist and pulling me back to him. I cringed his breath reeked and he stunk like sweat and beer.

"To our boyfriends!" I yelled, getting angry now. I tried to push him off me but I was weaker than him. "Get the fuck off me!" I yelled, clenching my fist. I pulled it back and snapped foward catching the guys jaw.

Edward! Get your fucking ass over here now! Bring Nick! I mentally screamed.

He jumped back in shock and rubbed his jaw. I stared him down.

"You bitch." He sneered. I didn't hear him but I could lip read pretty well.

He grabbed hold of my hair by the roots and tugged, thinking he was hurting me. Yeah, right.

Finally, Nick and Edward appeared, seemingly out of nowhere.

They both delievered hard punches to the two guys, knocking them to the ground. The guys weren't knocked out but seemed to be in pain as blood gushed from their noses. I grabbed Bella and moved her away, knowing what blood did to her.

It turns out the guys had friends who decided to jump in and help their friends. Good thing we had friends too. Emmett and Jasper soon involved themselves and defended their brothers. Though how any of them could resist the blood was beyond me.

The boys scrap was broke up when the police arrived. We were all questioned and when they figured out who we were, we were thrown in the back of the van for being in a club while being underaged. And there was no way I was going to flash them my fake ID. It was good, but it wasn't that good.

EPOV

"I can't believe you got us locked up!" Alice hissed at us. "And you're fucking lucky the guys blood was laced with alcohol or we could have ended up slaughtering a club full of people as well! Stupid" She spat.

We were all in a holding cell at the moment. Alice was pacing the floor, while everyone else was sat on various parts of the floor, except for Melissa and Bella who were sharing the tiny bed.

"It's not my fault some sleaze balls had their hands all over the girls!" I yelled. "What were we supposed to do, stand back a watch?"

Alice glowered at me before she halted in her pacing. "Shit." She breathed. I picked though her mind. Shit indeed.

"What?" Bella mumbled, looking up.

"Charlie." I breathed, making Bella's eyes widen.

Just then Charlie walked past, a smug smile on his face a he turned to us thinking we were a bunch of drunks. He looked away and then seemed to realise who we were and snapped his head back, his eyes widening.

"Bella!" He yelled. "What the fu-hell?" He exclaimed, his facce reddening.

"Dad, calm down, it's not what you think." Bella said getting up from the bed.

"Sure, Bells." He said, crossing his arms over his chest. "What is it then?"

"Well, you see we went to this bar..." Bella trailed off when Charlie face turned a darker shade of red.

"Chief, we went for fun, none of us touched a drop of alcohol I swear." I said quickly, hoping he won't ask if Melissa did. She's singing "Sexy and I Know It" in her head right now because she still drunk.

"Well the girls were dancing and some creeps tried to... err, touch the girls and the guys got a bit angry, because the girls were upset and..." I was rambling and Charlie was almost purple.

"We're so sorry, Charlie." Alice mumbled, looking down.

Charlies face softened when he looked at Alice and I could hear him thinking of ways to get us out of here quicker.

"Well I guess you guys were just trying to help a damsel in distress, right?" We all nodded as Charlie's natural colour slowly returned. "Now, I'm still not happy you took my daughter to a club but... Give me twenty minutes and you kids will be out of here." Charlie said, as everyone sighed with relief.

"Thank you, Charlie." We all said in unison, well mayby not all...

"Charlie, we're going to candy mountain, come with us, Charlie!" Melissa sang in a high pitched voice, getting up from the bed and dancing around the cell and stopping in front of Charlie. She smiled at him through the bars. Nick grabbed her and steered her away from Charlie, giving him a polite smile.

"Who are they?" Charlie asked us, his eyes narrowed and his brow furrowed.

Alice spoke up. "Charlie, that is Melissa and Nick. The newest Cullens..."

A/N: Veryyyyy disappointed with this but I can't write anymore, it's actually killing meeeee! Sorry guys!

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Cherry x