A/N: This was just an idea that popped up. So I wrote it out.

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

I'm Invincible, Bitch

MPOV

I heard the sharp intake of breath come from Alice and quickly snapped my head round to look at her. Her eyes were glazed and she looked paler than she already was. Her face was froze into a mask of horror.

"Alice! What did you see?" Nick said, blurring to her and gripping her shoulders, lightly shaking her.

"The Volturi." She whispered.

Nick froze and his face fell. He and Alice stared at each other, they're expressions both scared shitless.

"Shit, shit, shit, shit..." Edward muttered, pinching the bridge of his nose as he entered the room. I just watched on in confusion.

Bella timidly walked in behind Edward and she looked at me with fearful eyes. I motioned for her to come to me and she did. She was visibly shaking. I wrapped an arm around in comfort and she leaned into my side.

"What's a Volturi?" I asked, hoping someone could explain what the hell was going on here. I felt Bella shudder in my arms when I mentioned this Volturi.

"They're a very powerful coven of vampires, Melissa." Edward said, like it should be obvious. "They're like royalty in our world. They enforce the law."

"Vampire's have laws?" I questioned. I never imagined the vampire world has their own set of police.

"Not many, but they all revolve around one thing. Keeping the secret. Whether that means moving along before humans notice that we don't age, like we do. Or not over feeding and causing suspicion, like nomads do." Edward said quickly, while pacing the room.

"Wow. Vampire police." I whispered to myself.

"I just can't believe we've never warned you about them before. Stupid!" He hissed to himself. He took a deep breath and turned to me. "They're coming here. Aro - their leader - has heard that we have another human with us and is sending some of his guards to investigate."

I frowned. "But, I'm still confused. Why are you all so afraid?" I asked. I raised myself not fear any vampires.

"Did you not hear me? They are powerful. The most powerful vampires out there. And their coming here. Let's just hope we can convince them to leave without a fight." Edward said, his pacing turning into blurring around the room.

"Jane's with them." Alice moaned. "They'll be here in ten minutes."

The rest of the family joined us then and they talked over what we was going to do.

"We're not fighting, no matter what, Emmett." Carlisle said calmly. Emmett pouted and sat next to me.

I had been silent throughout the conversation, I couldn't fathom why everyone was so scared. But, I gave up on trying to understand and just remained quiet.

"Okay, let's go." Carlisle said, after talking with Edward and Alice. Everyone nodded stiffly and follwed them out the back door. Nick grabbed my hand and gave it a squeeze which I returned.

We walked a little into the forest and abruptly stopped, fanning out into a line. Bella and I were at the heart of it. I smiled at her reassuringly and she tried to smile back but it ended up as a grimace.

"One minute." Alice whispered, breaking the stoney silence.

Everyone held their breath as four figures walked from the trees. Well, they were gliding rather than walking.

They were a led by a small blonde girl - smaller than Alice and I - with crimson eyes and scowl on her face. She was inhumanly beautiful compared to the others behind her. They were beautiful but she had something more which outshone their beauty. There was a big guy - almost as big as Emmett - who zeroed in on me and winked. I glared at him which seemed to amuse him. The other two weren't as big and looked quite calm in comparison to the big guy and the small girl.

"Demetri, Felix, Alec... Jane." Carlisle greeted them, hesitating when he said the last name. Okay, so I knew now that the girls name was Jane, but I didn't know who's name was who's amongst the guys.

"Carlisle." Jane said nodding politely. Why was everyone scared of this little vampire? She seemed harmless. Well, as harmless as a vampire could be.

"To what do we owe the pleasure of this visit?" Carlisle asked. I wanted to scream at him to stop kissing ass, but decided against it when Edward shot me a stern look. I pouted and turned back to Jane to hear her reply.

"We heard of your new... family members." Jane said a tad bitterly, after some hesitance. Her gazed shifted to Nick minutely and then landed on me. I met her crimson stare equally, giving her a slightly sarcastic smile.

"Yes, we had bit of trouble and discovered Melissa is a relative of Alice. Of course, we took her in. And Nick is her mate." Carlisle said evenly.

"I don't see how it's any of their business." I muttered to myself.

Of course the little vampire heard me and turned slowly to meet my gaze. She smiled sweetly at me and heat coursed through my viens. Just before the pain began to start, my defenses kicked in and my whole body went numb. I hissed out once at the sensation as everyone else stared dumbly at me.

"What the fuck was that?" I breathed.

"Jane." Edward answered, his voice laced with suprise.

She growled once before snapping her head to Nick. He immediately fell to floor, letting out a scream, his face contorted in pain. I was horrified. I dropped to my knees at his side grabbing his face in my hands. I instantly started sobbing at his side - I had never seen him with this much pain on his face. That fucking bitch!

"Stop it now, you evil witch!" I screamed at her, struggling to my feet. I took a step towards her only to have Emmett pull me back and pin my arms to my side. I struggled in his grasp as I watched Nick cringe into the ground. I could tell he was trying to stifle how much he was hurting, probably for my sake.

"Jane, please." Esme begged, glancing at Nick out of the corner of her eye. He was like a son to her now, she didn't want to see him hurting. I was now sobbing into Emmett chest as Nick wheezed out a breath he didn't need.

He got up slowly, warily and took me into his arms. "I'm fine." He whispered warily in my ear.

"Why am I invincible and you're not?" I blubbered.

BPOV

I watched as Nick tried to console a devestated Melissa. I sympathised deeply with her, knowing how it feels to see the man you love in that much agony. I looked up at Edward who had his arms wrapped protectively around me. He was staring straight ahead, probably remembering the last time he saw Jane's gift in action - when she used it on him and attempted to use it on me.

"Give me one good reason why we shouldn't dispose of the lot of you right now." Jane hissed at us.

"I don't think Aro would be too pleased." Edward said in a monotone.

Jane narrowed her eyes at him and took a step forward. Alec took a step forward also and tucked her into his side. I was never more grateful for him at that moment.

"No. He wouldn't." Demetri agreed. "But what are we going to do about the other human? Are planning on changing her too?" He nodded to Melissa.

"Yes. She will be changed, you have our word, Demetri." Alice said, speaking for the first time.

He nodded once politely and took a step back.

"Then we have no other business here." He said. "Let us go now. Felix?" He said, turning around, Felix grinned at me once and winked at Melissa before following Demetri.

Now it was just Jane and Alec left.

"You better make good on your promise soon. Caius will be interested to know that - not only is she still human - but you have another one with you." She sneered.

"The date is set." I said, quietly.

She glared at me and then at Melissa, before turning to Alec.

"Come on, Alec. Let's go home." She said, both of them turning around and disappearing in seconds.

We were all silent for a moment until Melissa - of course - broke it.

"What the fuck just happened?" She yelled in confusion.

I stifled a laugh and headed toward the house, glad that the drama was over. For now, at least.

Melissa jogged up next to me as the others began a discussion behind us. For once I didn't want to know what they were talking about.

"Hey, Bella... Does meeting the Volturi count as a human experience?" She whispered, nudging me with her shoulder.

I turned to her with a 'that's not even funny' look on my face and her eyebrows shot up. "What?" She exclaimed, holding her hands up innocently. "I'm serious!"

I sighed. "Yeah, I think it does."

It was the truth. Not many humans can meet the Volturi and make it out alive or still human. Melissa and I were the lucky ones I guess...

A/N: Like I said this is not funny. Well maybe the end is a tad funny. I couldn't help but add some of Melissa wit in at the end.

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Cherry x