OKAY OKAY OKAY! I'll post it dammit...calm down nee-chan~...damn bugger _ *glares*

This is a late update for onee-chan who'll bug me to the end of my already pathetic life...Get well Onee-chii GAMBATTE!

Just a little note: In this story Het and Yaoi are mixed due to Naruto, Sasuke nd Sai being bisexual and having fun with each other...the harem is still around Hinata but hey...little boys do get frustrated after being denied by their love over and over. And yes one will end up with Hinata but who? *chuckles evily* Review and tell me what u think~ (^^)

Warning: been done in the prologue and I'm not writing it again

Disclaimer: Ditto~

Ohayo to Milk Kisses~

An alarm snapped me out of my dark, blank sleep and I instantly took in my surroundings. Morning light poured into my room, unbroken and yellow. I sighed in content as I accepted that this is true reality. A soft sigh was heard and the hold around my waist tightened just a little. I turned to meet bright blue eyes that stared unblinkingly at me. And I just said the first thing that came to mind...

"Ohayo~" I greeted with a dazed face, as I was still a little tired, "Milk please?" I mewled with a slight drawl.

My small yawn was interrupted abruptly and I stayed still. My eyes gradually grew in seconds. Within a staggering minute, he pulled back and smiled lovingly.

"You are so cute in the morning," he half-whispered.

I blushed red and opened my mouth to protest...

"You damn bastard,"

I looked up to see two boys, staring at us almost impassively. I blushed even more.

"Heh, I guess I get today's first kiss boys," the blonde boy smirked, winking and placing his hands behind his head.

"Hn, it's not about who's first, but who does the best" and the speaker leaned over the lounging blonde and kissed me full on the lips, taking advantage on my gaped mouth, playing with min. I automatically kissed him back despite the dazed state of my body. He pulled back with a victory but warm smile as he gazed deeply in my eyes.

"How was your sleep, Lilika-chan?" Sasuke asked in a sultry tone.

I was still dazed even as his voice kinda woke me up.

"Lili-chan, it's time for your milk~"

I turned away from the glaring boys to in front of me and only caught a glimpse of Sai descending onto my mouth. He coaxed my lips open by pulling on my chin and dipping his tongue in my mouth. A splash of strawberry milk slid down my tongue and easily down my throat, automatically swallowed. He continued the kiss, my breathing becoming more labored with each tongue clash. A little of the milk dribbled down the side of my mouth as we continued. He pulled back with one last pucker and smiled easily at me.

"If you wanna have healthy bones, I say milk is the first thing you need to have," he purred, "even if I have to 'force' you,"

I squeaked my response as he licked the dribble on my face and he rose up with a triumphant air and smirk. He met the two death glares from the other males with ease and rose a finger only to pull his face below the eye and stick out his tongue.

"Bleh~" he jeered.

The two boys pounced over the bed, and tossed and turned in a semi-friendly brawl by my bedside. I laid there, slowly gathering my wits before sitting up in the bed and wiping the lick trail from my face. I turned towards the 'kids' as the air around me got darker and menacing. They stopped abruptly as if they could sense the upcoming danger and turned almost robotically.

"Why...can't I wake up...with some damn...PEACE!"

The boys scurried out my room, but not fast enough for me to miss the glimpse of Naruto's tan behind being slapped by the fast-closing door. I sighed in relief as quiet settled in my room. I looked around the large enclosure. At the desktop across my bed and the laptop breathing light as it slept, my bookcase with my shelves of manga...more manga in that corner...and the corner...nice mountain over there...okay it's filled with manga, sue me. I swung my legs from under the comforter and off the bed, curling my toes in the plush carpet below. I got up and stretched, bending my back until I heard a satisfying crack and relaxed. I looked at my bedside table to see the bottle of milk, pink and creamy, picked it up and gulped it down. I sighed as I took a breath, smacking my lips to savor the taste. I set it down and walked out the room.

I padded down the stairs, and turned the corner into the kitchen. A woman with red curls going down her back, and an apron tied around her waist was at the stove stirring into a skillet. Hmm scrambled eggs. Another woman was dicing fruit beside humming as she worked.

"Ohayo~" I greeted walking towards the redhead.

She turned and smiled a dazzling smile at me, as she took me into a side hug, with the other hand holding the spatula. Her cocoa skin glowed, giving her an aura of life and youth.

"Morning Hina-dear," and she kissed me on my forehead.

I squeezed her waist before letting go and turning to the next woman. She dropped her work and came over, ruffling my hair.

"Had a good sleep, Hina-chan?" she asked, her voice clear and melodious.

I swatted her hand, playfully.

"Yeah, always Ichida," I replied poking her side, to which she flinched and gasped. She giggled softly and went back to her fruit.

"Sit down, to have breakfast dear...it'll be ready in a second,"

I did what I was told, and waited for the hot plate that was placed in front of me, steaming.

"Thanks mom," I said digging in.

I moaned in appreciation as the cheese scrambled eggs melted in my mouth. I took a bite of toast to compliment. My mom makes the best breakfast on this earth. She isn't my real mom but I consider her to be. She was like a beautiful African princess but with the unique head of red hair that made her even more exotic. She always hated it and blamed genes but I thought it suited her personality. She's a lawyer and a good one at that, always solving cases with a fiery determination. Her name is...

"Loli-mom if you weren't married I'd definitely take you for myself,"

"Stop calling me that, Naruto" she warned but was given away with a blush.

No her name is not Loli...but Lolitesha...weird yet cool right? I bit my toast as I turned to see the new arrivals. The boys entered with Naruto wearing clothes. Thank God. All three were dressed in tees and baggy cotton pants: Naruto orange, Sasuke blue and Sai a checkered purple.

"But I can't help it...you are soooo hot -"

*WHACK*

"Stop flirting with my wife, boy,"

I held in my snicker as a man walked in frowning before kissing my mother full on the lips. As if to say 'Mine!'. Sasuke and Sai just shook their heads as they were presented with a hot plate of food. Ichida also placed a full salad bowl with a variety of diced fruits. I spooned a serving into a small bowl and continued to eat.

"Ow..." Naruto grumbled nursing the back of his head. His blonde hair was pulled into a ponytail, a little longer than short but spiky...comes with being Italian.

Hamiha, my dad (again not blood related), grunted and placed the rolled newspaper on the table before leaning above me, kissing my cheek.

"Hey dad,"

"Hey Hinny...how'd u sleep," he asked as he sat down.

I refrained from rolling my eyes at the nickname, no matter how many times I hear it.

"Better than usual,"

"Good...good...so what's the plan today for you kids,"

The warm water soothed my shoulders, as they ran frictionless down my shoulders, south my back. I ran fingers through my hair, as I faced the shower head, the water massaging my face. I gave a grateful sigh at the feeling.

"Can I join you Lili?"

I didn't even flinch at the voice...after all it has happened so many times.

"No Sasuke, you know you can't...it would just be more problems,"

Not problems in bathing together...problem when the other two finds out...and by earlier's episode, the boys are quite competitive. And I don't thing 4 people can fit in my shower comfortably.

"Please?"

"No..." I said with finality, turning off the water and began squeezing the water out of my hair. I expected the silence but could not get over what happens next. A rush of air blew past me, following the shower curtain as it was pulled roughly aside. I squeaked in surprise as two coal black eyes bored deep into my eyes. They left it to slide slowly over my body, drinking everything in. They returned and I felt myself freeze and shiver sightly from the intensity. Sasuke leaned in closer and I backed away, my back eventually greeting the wall with a soft thud. Sasuke trapped me with his two arms, his hands at the side of head, as he leaned even closer. Our breaths started to mingle as I stared back into his eyes.

"Y'know...I can't get enough of your body, even if I see it over a million times," he whispered huskily into my ear before latching onto it, genly.

"Hck!" I gasped, my teeth clenched.

"ALRIGHT IT IS JUST TOO QUIET IN HERE!"

My head snapped to the left to look past Sasuke's hair to see a glaring Naruto, sneering. He stomped into the bathroom and pulled Sasuke roughly away from me.

"You just had to mess up the moment, dobe,"

"Shut up teme!"

"Just mad that I would've been the one to take her right here, dobe?"

"No I gonna get her first time teme, and I'm gonna do it so well that she will never look you're way again!"

"Remember dobe, it's not about the size, it's the quality...but seeing as you always think with your dick and not your head...I'm guessing that you are the biggest idiot ever,"

"Why you- "

Naruto reached forward and fisted Sasuke's shirt, dragging him away from me. Somehow they ended up, fighting on the floor, bringing down a whole shelf of beauty products and soap down with them. I watched as the struggled on the tile before grabbing a towel hanging on the side and wrapping it around myself. The boys still were fighting as I tip-toed my way through them and the shampoo and closed the door behind me. The sounds of their struggles leaked through the door but I ignored them as I went to my closet to pick a new set of clothes for the day. Sai sat on my bed watching with a blank stare, him already dressed to go out. I finished my ensemble of clothes by shrugging on a black hoodie over my homemade graphic t-shirt.

I grabbed my Ipod and slipped a black casing on it and picking the black headphones out of the rainbow in my tiny desk drawer. Slipping them in my pocket, I looked at Sai who stared back.

"You ready to go?" I asked walking towards the door.

"Anytime you are," he replied.

We left the room without another word.

"MOTHERFUC- OW TEME YOU BASTARD!"

"Hn...always bitching,"

Sai and I came home 3 hours after gaming at the arcade and eating at the diner. I was exhausted yet refreshed in some way from being outside and taking in the good air. As good as New York air can get. The television was on and my parents were lounging on the loveseat, watching anime. Yes my grown, middle aged parents...gotta love them.

"Yuusuke is so badass in this!" my mother squealed.

"He's just a hormonal twit, there's nothing badass about," my dad retorted.

"Hey mom...we're back," I announced trudging upstairs.

"You had a good time honey?" she asked, her eyes still glued to the television, watching animated characters fight to the death.

"Yup...had a really good time mom, I'm going to my room now,"

"Okay hun, call me if you need anything,"

"I will- "

"NOOO YUUSUKE!"

Sai snickered behind me before we entered the bedroom. I sniffed the air, before laying my eyes on the two boys who were lounging on the bed, Sasuke playing with Naruto's head on his were bruised in the faces and had been patched up but otherwise fine.

"Thank you for not having sex in my room," I said bluntly.

Naruto pouted but didn't say anything.

"I suppose my bathroom is cleaned right?"

Both nodded their heads in unison. I checked the bathroom myself and saw that everything was in it's place and clean. No sign of a brawl. I was closing the door when the telephone rang. I grinned mentally, predicting who it was instantly, almost skipping to the phone.

"Hello?"

"ONEE-CHAN~"

"Jaime-chan~"

"Hey girl, how are you doing?"

"I'm okay...just came in actually,"

"Are you alone?"

I looked at the three boys now staring at me, listening to my conversation.

"No Naruto, Sasuke and Sai is here," I replied.

"Oooh put me on speaker then,"

"Kay," I pulled the device away to press the appropriate button, "You're on imouto,"

"Hello my lovely sex gods," Jaime purred.

Sai blushed and hid his head in a pillow from embarrassment, while Naruto and Sasuke grinned widely. I couldn't help but laugh at Sai's reaction. I met Tanni through a group on Pacebook where manga and anime was discussed and argued over. We kinda made a team and we have been talking ever since. She is literally my first and only female best friend as I didn't find the species all to my liking and tolerance level. She was as random as snow falling from the sky which made me feel so attached to her. The boys also as they found it amazing that she could befriend me...the shy, awkward person I am. But that's her and she's awesome. Sasuke mouthed his reply.

"Sasu says 'hi kawaii musume'"

"I thought we got through this stage...are you guys that scared to talk to little old me?" Jamie whined and I could imagine the pout on her face, cheeks puffed out.

"They're embarrassed Jaime..."

"And I give a damn because?"

"Jaime-"

"Man up and grow some balls, for fuck's sake, man!"

I laughed out loud when Naruto rolled his eyes at the back of his head, in a look of pleasure. Sasuke mouthed his reply, with a smirk.

"Sasuke said that you should shout at them more...and that you're too cute,"

I heard a squeak come from the phone, followed by shuffling and a thump.

"B-Baka! Shut up!"

"They said do it more...it feels too good...and now they're touching themselves and each other...guys not on my bed...no stay over your side, n-no dont touch me there!"

And that was how almost every night, Jamie called it was...always ended up with us laughing our heads off and goofing. We talked and talked for a few hours before she had to leave for curfew. The boys by then had fallen asleep tangled in each other, snoring soundly. I smiled a little at their closeness and felt my eyelids begin to weigh down.

"Hey is that Bleach you reading? I LOVE Bleach~"

"Hey it's okay...I'm sure the coffee will come out in a few washes, haha"

"Hey you are really good at this...that portrait is well defined"

I settled myself in bed, lazily switching my lamp light off. Darkness swallowed the room almost instantly except for the ray of moonlight that lit up Naruto's hair into a bath of cold silver. As my breathing slowed, to almost synchronization to the sleepers below me I began to feel myself go back to the where it all started...where my life changed. For the better or worst I don't know...we'll just have to see.

Haaaa yeah that's the second chappie for all of ya...*stressed* decided to stop it there cuz I totally didnt have anything in mind... R+F please if you will as it would be appreciated especially in my time of stress and despair...someone save me~