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VICTIM/ MASTER 2 AKA DARK LASER

The Death Ball was close to being finished after the last Dark Laser vs. Timmy Turner battle. Dark Laser, was starting to warm up the engine so they could head to Earth. Suddenly, Norm's lamp flew through the front window of the death ball. "Crap, now I have to fix the window. I wonder what retard would throw out such a beautiful lava lamp. Isn't that right Flipsy?"

The little robot dog barked and flipped. "What do you mean a great evil is in there? Aw great, there's space dust on it." Dark Laser said rubbing the space dust off.

Meanwhile in a certain house of a certain bucktooth kid who has a certain evil babysitter that was in the last chapter woke up. "Hey guys!" Timmy said, "Since when has my room looked like this?"

"Well when Vicky knocked you out and stole all your stuff for a yard sale." Cosmo said.

"She tried to put everything in place but she did a really lousy job." Wanda said pointing to the baseball bat that was through the window. "Can you get your bed off our bowl?" She then asked.

"I wish my room was back to normal." Timmy said.

"Poof poof!" Poof said.

"Poof's right, Vicky only didn't bring one thing back, your lava lamp." Cosmo said as he, Poof and Wanda turned into fairy form.

"Cosmo, you idiot!" Wanda said, "She toke Norm's lamp."

Anyway back on the Death Ball, Norm was explaining the rules, "There are no time limits. My last victim was stupid enough to waste one of his wishes on more time."

"Victim?" Dark Laser asked thinking it sound suspicious.

"I mean master. It was just a slip of the tongue." Norm said hoping to gain Dark Laser's trust.

"Well then, I wish I had a giant Flipsy!" Dark Laser said.

"Alright" Norm said as he snapped his finger. A Giant Flipsy landed on top of Dark Laser. "Oops sorry Dark. Can I call" Norm said.

"Giant Flipsy, can you get off me?" Dark Laser asked. The Giant Flipsy flipped twice while barking chorusing Dark Laser even more.

"Drones get the Giant Flipsy off me!" Dark Laser ordered.

Meanwhile at the Turner household, Timmy ran into Vicky. "Vicky, what did you do to my lava lamp?"

"I sold it to some idiot green elephant for twenty bucks." Vicky said.

"WHAT!"

"Look, I bet your nightlight being gone isn't the worst thing ever to happen."

"This is so going to be the worst thing to happen to Turner." Dark Laser said.

"Yeah, so I guess you want to go to Earth." Norm said.

"Make it so!" Dark Laser said.

Two seconds later in Earth's atmosphere, the Dark Ball appeared. "Great not now!" Timmy shouted from Earth. "I wish there was a giant mirror between the Dark Ball and the planet."

"Let me guess" Norm said, "You wish Turner was dead. You wish the mirror was gone? You wish that you had twenty moe Flipsy?"

"No, I wish that your lamp could go through the mirror after being fired from my laser cannon." Dark Laser said after thinking a little bit.

"Still mad about the gaint Flipsy?" Norm asked.

"Yep!" Dark Laser replied.

"You gonna shoot the lamp?" Norm asked.

"Yep!" Dark Laser said.

"I'm going to take cover in the lamp then." Norm said as he was pulled back into the lamp.

"Put this in the Laser Cannon." Dark Laser ordered one of his drones as he handed the lamp.

Norm's lamp got shot down to Earth. Norm's lamp hit the sidewalk sitting there waiting for the next victim.

Meanwhile with Timmy and the fairies, Fred Fredburger came down on the rocket. "My name is Fred Fredburger and I know where babies come from!"

Cosmo poofed up next to Fred and said, "I know they come cabbage patches of does Santa Claus delieve them every Easer?"

"I do not like genies named Norm." Fred said walking away.

"What happened to him?" Timmy asked.

"He went back into his lamp and hit a scary huge face in space!" Fred said.

"Great Laser has him!" Timmy said. "I wish I was on the Death Ball!"

With a poof, Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof were on the Death Ball.

"Now all we have to do is keep Laser from rubbing the lamp." Timmy said. "We should slpit up, Cosmo and me will check the top two layer. Wanda and Poof, you guys will take care of the bottom two layers."

Wanda then raised her wand and poofed to the basement with Poof. Timmy and Cosmo then took the up escalator to the Dark Mall. "I can't believe Wanda was that stupid." Cosmo said.