Naruto, but it's Slut Ninjas
01
Commissioned by ranmatoushin.
Tossing his empty instant ramen bowl at the trash can, where it bounced off the pile of trash overflowing from the bin, Naruto rushed out the door to his apartment, pulling on his orange jacket as he went. "Not gonna be late today, 'ttebayo!"
He barely paid attention as the scenery of Konoha blurred by. Civilians going about their morning routines, going to or coming home from work. Shops and stands opening, some starting to hawk their wares. Running through the red light district his apartment was located in, past off-duty ninja—shinobi and kunoichi alike—standing around on street corners, in front of buildings, or walking either in couples or in groups and sometimes heading into hotels. A few people glaring his general direction as he passed.
Nothing out of the ordinary, really.
But today was special! It was evaluation day—the day of their final tests that would see them graduating and becoming ninjas! And today, this time, he wouldn't fail!
…As long as no one asked him to perform the bunshin technique, anyway. He couldn't make a clone to save his life.
But! But Naruto was absolutely confident in his ability to do everything else! You had better believe that this time, he would absolutely not fail!
Psyching himself up for the test to come, he dodged and wove through the morning crowds and made his way onto the ninja academy grounds. Making his way into the academy and to his classroom, he frowned as he spotted someone sitting in his usual seat. Not just any someone, but Uchiha Satsuki. Miss 'stick up her ass' herself. The class was already starting to fill up and one of the few seats available was the one beside Satsuki.
But he didn't want the seat beside the Uchiha. Naruto wanted his seat. The one beside the window, with the best view on the playground. And he had learned long ago that if he didn't stand up for himself, if he didn't fight for every little thing, then people would keep screwing with him. There were only really three ways to deal with someone messing with something of his, and they all depended on who he was dealing with.
For a stranger, someone who didn't know him, Naruto would actually ask them, politely even. If that didn't work, they moved into one of the other two categories.
The second way was direct force. Physically taking back what was his and fighting for it if he had to. Even if he took an ass beating, he had learned how to give as good as he got. And you'd better believe that Naruto would make sure they remembered the hurt he gave them, regardless of whether he won or lost. It was the only way to keep them from coming back—to make sure that they knew that it just wasn't worth it.
If that didn't work, or if he was dealing with a girl, there was always the third method. Namely, making them regret it. No one set nasty traps like Naruto, and he'd had years to develop a mean streak to his pranks if someone actually managed to piss him off—which was, admittedly, few and far between, but it did happen occasionally.
Maybe that made him a jerk, but it was better than being a doormat.
So, he approached the seat the Uchiha was using. "Oi, Satsuki. You're in my chair."
The girl's eye twitched. One of those -pretty- dark eyes cut to the side, studying him for a moment, before she grunted. "Hn. Find somewhere else to sit today, dobe." She paused for just a moment before nodding to the chair beside her and asking, "What's wrong with that seat?"
"Can't see the—"
It was at that point that Sakura and Ino stormed into the class together. "NARUTO!" Sakura shrieked, and the boy winced. "Stop pestering Satsuki!"
"Yeah, just leave her alone!" Ino chimed in.
Three 'specials' then, Naruto decided. Moving into the row behind them as the two girls piled in and tried to drag Satsuki into their conversation, Naruto glared out the window—his view of the playground partly obscured by a tree limb covered in leaves.
As the inane chatter washed over him, he almost felt bad for Satsuki. Almost. But then, she'd stolen his chair, so she got what she deserved.
Maybe that's why she did it though. Because she didn't want to be trapped between those two. I like Sakura-chan, but she can reeeeally go on, and on about absolutely nothing, and Ino's just as bad. She normally sits towards the middle, so she might've been hoping that they'd be late and the seats beside her would have already filled up. Wait. Did she try to get me to sit beside her so Ino and Sakura wouldn't? …Nah.
So he sat and waited for class to start. He didn't have to wait long, however. Eventually, the two chuunin instructors came in and they could get the test under way.
I'm gonna pass for sure!
I can't believe I failed!
Luckily, the old man had honored the 'make up test' that bastard Mizuki had offered him. Sure, it could have been super bad, but thankfully it hadn't turned out that way.
Naruto wasn't stupid. Naive and entirely too trusting, sure. He could acknowledge that. But he wasn't a dumbass. It was about halfway into learning the kage bunshin technique that he realized that Mizuki was being a dick and trying to get him expelled or arrested. It was only later that he learned why, with the whole kyuubi thing.
Okay, so he was the poor sucker the fourth Hokage stuck the demon fox into. He was a damned hero and had been since the day he was born—which made the fact that he was ignored or treated like crap just suck that much more. But at least he knew why it was, now.
So, Mizuki wanted to steal the scroll for himself and defect from Konoha, and get Naruto in trouble for helping him. That bastard got what was coming to him when Naruto beat the shit out of him for it and for hurting the only sensei who cared about him.
And now, here he was. Sitting in class with the others who had passed, waiting for team assignments. Reaching up, he fingered the edge of his headband as Satsuki walked in—the headband Iruka had given him. The dark haired girl eyed him for a moment, sitting in his usual seat, before her dark eyes found the headband. She raised a single eyebrow before looking away and moving up the stairs to find a seat.
Naruto was somewhat surprised when the Uchiha girl took the seat beside him, sitting down silently and resting her chin on her laced fingers. There were plenty of seats available, but she had chosen this one. The blond boy frowned, but for once, he decided to take the high road and not let his mouth run off ahead of him. "Morning."
"Mm." There was a moment of silence after the answering grunt, before her eye cut to him—specifically the headband. "Thought you failed."
"Tch," Naruto looked away. "Yeah, well, they gave me a makeup test and I learned how to make real clones, so the old man decided to pass me."
Satsuki was silent for a moment before nodding once. And that was it. They sat there in silence, waiting for Iruka to get in.
Only, Iruka never showed up. Instead, the door slammed open and some weirdo Naruto had seen in the red light district regularly wandered in—before closing, locking, and sealing the door behind her. She was short, with purple hair, and wore a brown trench coat and brown short skirt over a fishnet body stocking that while it technically covered everything, left nothing to the imagination.
Admittedly, she was sexy. Naruto might have maybe had a few naughty dreams about this particular kunoichi. But she was also a nut. He didn't know her personally, but he had seen more than one bar fight she started and ended herself, just on his way back from getting food at night.
"Well, well~. Look at all the cute new genin~," the woman licked her lips in a way that made Naruto's dick twitch and had nearly everyone in the room suddenly studying those newly wet lips. Her voice was low and sexy, quiet and intimate, and carried in a way that it probably shouldn't in this classroom—which meant some sort of jutsu or voice throwing trick, as far as Naruto was concerned. "Good morning, class~! My name is Mitarashi Anko, but you can call me sensei~ for today!" She paused and waited, before her smile slipped into a frown. "You're supposed to say 'good morning, sensei.'"
"Good morning, sensei," a few of the students there called out, and the woman sighed, shaking her head. After a moment, she perked up again. "Now, you're probably asking yourselves, 'what is a sexy and super dangerous special-jonin doing in our classroom and where's our teacher?' And if you aren't, you fail as ninja and should probably just quit." Looking around the class, she met the eyes of every student there—intense brown eyes that could only really be called gold. "So! As you know, today is the day we do your team assignments! Here in a few minutes, your sensei will come by to let you know what teams you'll be on until you become chuunin and can lead your own team and start taking low-risk missions solo. As of today, you are officially genin. And you know what that means?"
She looked around the class. Sakura slowly raised her hand. Anko pointed at the pinkette. "You! With the 'rape me now' hair!"
"W-wha—" Sakura hesitated, before shaking her head. "It, ah, it means we're officially ninjas, with all the duties and privileges that come with it, Mitarashi-sensei. What did you mean about my hair?"
"You're correct! And I just meant that your hair is so bright, and shiny, and long that you must want to be captured and get gang raped for days for the easy power-up."
"N-no!" Sakura denied, her face lighting up in a blush.
"Then why the fuck are you flying it like a fucking flag? It's bright. A loud color. The enemy is going to spot you from a mile away and you're putting your future team in danger of getting captured and raped just by existing. Cut it, dye it, or cover it—your choice." She pointed to Ino, "You too, blondie." Then Naruto. "And you. Ditch the orange. It's fine to wear around the village but not mission appropriate. But that, kiddos, is not what Anko-sensei is here for! If you need one last crash course in the real world before you go out on missions, you're already set up to fail. It's your jonin sensei's job to correct those problems. No, I'm here to tell you that now that you're ninja, you're officially on the menu and what that means."
The class looked around, some of them sitting up straighter in their seats. Behind him, Naruto heard Shikamaru mumble out "Troublesome" and sigh. To his right, Satsuki frowned, but… she was paying attention.
"You all know the risks of the job by now and why that is, so I'm not going to go over it again."
Naruto knew this one! How could he not when he walked right by it basically every day? There was a lot of complicated stuff in the explanation about 'hot' and 'cold' chakra mixing, or 'male' and 'female,' but it boiled down to a simple fact: ninja swapped chakra when they had sex and got just a little stronger every time they did it. Sometimes more than a little, if they had sex with someone strong. It was why ninja on ninja combat were typically fights to subdual, not to the death. After all, why kill somebody when you could just screw them and get a power up from it? It was also why ninja lined the streets of the red light district, day and night, looking for 'sparring partners.'
'Anko-sensei' wasn't kidding about Sakura's hair, or… his orange. There was a good chance that if the enemy found them, they'd be beaten up and then raped—especially as genin. Although, murder still happened—sometimes, someone just didn't feel like fucking around.
"What I'm here for is to show you brats who your best options for 'sparring partners' are within your own class," Anko continued, before pulling a scroll from a loop inside her jacket. Unrolling it, she touched the writing on it and there was a puff of smoke. "Ta da~!" the woman gestured to… a festival game? It looked like one of those things at festivals where you tested your grip and it lit up and made sounds depending on how hard you tried.
"When I call your name, come up and grab the stick and pump chakra into it. No need for anything fancy and don't hold back—the point is to measure how much you have, not how well you can control it, or test for elements or anything. When you're done, write your name on the board and your number beside it."
She paused, then snapped her fingers. "Oh yeah! Almost forgot. So, this machine is calibrated for genin up through chuunin. I'd score a ten on it 'cause I'm just that much stronger than you. We have a bigger one for measuring high chuunin and up in the admin building, if any of you ever get to that stage—and in basically any jonin bar you care to name. It's kind of a requirement to get in. If you can't light it up at least halfway, keep walking. So don't feel too bad if you don't score well. You're still genin and just starting out, so you aren't expected to max this sucker out yet. That also means that if you can max it out, you shouldn't get a big head, 'cause you won't do the same with one of the jonin ones. You'd be a big fish in a little pond, but there's always a bigger fish. You get me?"
Taking up Iruka's clipboard for roll, the woman began calling names. "In no particular order… Haruno Sakura." Sakura stood up. "Oh, pinky. Yeah, come on down here."
Sakura made her way down and followed Anko's instructions. Wrapping her hand around the grip, she concentrated and… Two lights lit up. "That's it?" she asked, looking to Anko for guidance.
Anko shook her head. "Wow. That is just… wow. Okay. Go write down your name and a two."
Sakura beamed a happy smile and made her way up to the board, but Naruto didn't know why she was smiling. Anko wasn't impressed. That wasn't a 'wow, that's amazing' wow. It was a 'wow, you suck' wow. I guess a two is bad.
"Nara Shikamaru, get your lazy ass up here." The boy sighed before getting up and slouching his way up. Putting his hand on the grip, he started putting in chakra, making three bulbs light up— "If you halfass it I'm going to tell your mom." The boy grumbled, but a fourth light eventually lit up. He made his way up to the board and wrote down his name.
"Akimichi Choji." When the boy scored a solid five lights, Anko grinned. "Alright, now we're talking. Good goin' kid. Yamanaka Ino." Another two bulbs. "Wow. I'm gonna have to tell your dad how well you did."
"Please don't," Ino groaned quietly, realizing the dig for what it was.
"Hyuuga Hinata." Naruto watched as his shy classmate made her way up, the girl's pale eyes flicking over to him for a moment. He sent her a grin and a thumbs up.
"Eep!" Hinata squeaked and hurried down.
Beside him, Satsuki scoffed quietly. Naruto frowned and quietly asked, "What's your problem with her? She's just shy."
"…You're an idiot," Satsuki sighed back. "A blind idiot, dobe."
"Kiss my ass, you stuck up bitch."
"Oi! If you two love birds are done flirting!" Anko yelled, glaring up at them for a moment. Naruto and Satsuki shut their mouths, both being wise enough not to deny the jab, because that would only make people make something of it. "Go ahead," Anko nodded to Hinata.
The girl looked back up at where Naruto and Satsuki were sitting and Naruto sent her a smile and a nod. He had no problems with Hinata. He actually liked the girl. She was cute, pretty, shy, and had never been a jerk to him. She was also the second strongest girl in the class, behind Satsuki. Though, not by much. They tied and traded positions often on the practical parts and were only slightly overshadowed by Sakura on book tests.
Taking on a determined look, Hinata nodded and gripped the machine. A moment later, eight bulbs lit up. Anko laughed. "Wow, you go girl! You definitely haven't been neglecting your training. Unlike some people I could name. Go on and put your score up there."
After that, she went through a bunch of people who weren't from the clans. Almost all of them scored between three and five, with only one boy scoring a six. Finally, she finished up with Shino and Kiba—Shino getting a seven and Kiba an eight, one of only two so far.
"Alright. Now for the one you know you've all been waiting for. Uchiha Satsuki, come on down," Anko yelled like some kind of TV game show presenter, drawing laughter from the class.
Satsuki made her way down, gripped the machine, and her face took on a look of concentration as she pushed. Eight bulbs lit up and a ninth briefly flickered before she huffed and gave up. "Tch."
"Oh, so close! Eight point five though. Good job. Go write it down," Anko instructed as the class burst into chatter.
Naruto frowned, crossing his arms and sinking lower in his seat as he realized she had forgotten him, even as Satsuki began walking back up.
"And one last entrant. Let's see here… Failed the genin exam." Naruto winced. "Dead last on test scores." Naruto winced again and the class laughed, many of them turning to look at him. For some reason, Satsuki frowned as she sat down beside him.
"And got promoted by the Hokage himself." The laughter skipped like a record at that little fact. "Konoha's number one prankster and troublemaker," Anko's lips twitched into a grin at that and Naruto realized that maybe she wasn't actually shit talking him. He couldn't figure out what she was doing though. "Get your butt down here, blondie."
Naruto studied her and the now quiet class for a moment.
"You shouldn't bother with the dead last!" Kiba jeered, which just started up the laughter again.
Quietly, Satsuki muttered, "Go, dobe. I went. You have to go too."
"Shit," Naruto sighed, before getting up and stomping down the stairs. "Fine! Shut up already, you jackasses!"
"Loser! You're not gonna beat my score!"
Naruto growled as he stormed up to the machine. Anko's gaze, he noticed, was fixed firmly on him—her pupils narrowed down to pinpricks. He felt like he was staring down a snake, in a way. And then she licked her lips again and grinned, before nodding at the machine. "Do your best, brat."
"All of you can just piss off," Naruto growled, grabbing the handle and channeling chakra like he would for his new shadow clone technique. The lights all lit up. The machine squealed an alarm. Then, the lights exploded, the machine caught fire, and the alarm died in a pathetic whimper.
Naruto winced, looking at Anko to apologize, only to see the woman's look had turned somehow even more predatory—her grin a little too wide on her face.
"Idiot! You broke it!" Sakura yelled.
Someone threw an eraser at him, hitting Naruto in the back of the head. Anko, however, broke eye contact and looked up at the class, silencing them. "Brat, go sit down."
Naruto made his way up to his seat as Anko made her way over to the board. On it, the woman wrote her own name beside the column of students' names, and beside her name, a number: 55. "Don't laugh, but my score's just barely above average for a jonin. Raw chakra isn't everything, it's in how you use it. But… having more is always a good thing. More chakra means more jutsu, more strength enhancement, more endurance, more survivability."
She picked up two new pieces of chalk began to draw colored lines between student names and the board quickly became a confusing mess. But Naruto noticed a pattern forming. Red lines from girls to others. Blue lines from boys to girls.
Sakura's name went to literally everyone on the board, as did Ino's. Hinata and Satsuki were paired with Kiba, Shino, and Choji. Every boy was like Sakura and had a red line leading to them from every girl, but only blue lines to girls who met or exceeded their score.
Finally, she took the red chalk, drew brackets around every name there, and drew a single line to her name. "So, let me explain! Red lines show one party benefits most—usually the girl, because girls tend to have lower chakra levels but better control than guys. Blue lines show both sides benefit. This usually only happens if a guy matches with a girl around his level… or if you start grouping two or more girls with one guy."
Sakura raised her hand and Anko pointed to her. "Sensei, why are my and Ino's names linked to everyone's? Aren't same-sex pairings additive, not multiplicative, like male/female pairings?"
Anko sent her a flat stare. "That's because you provide no benefit to anyone in a chakra exchange, but would benefit from literally anyone. Even the additive benefit would be better than what you have now." Sakura blushed and ducked her head and Anko turned back to the board. "As you can see, I wouldn't gain much from any exchange between us, but you would all gain a good deal in the trade. So don't hesitate to ask your jonin sensei if they want to 'spar.' Generally, they'll say yes, and you'll benefit from it—in more ways than one. Having a more experienced partner teach you the ropes generally helps things along."
Finally, Anko moved along the board a bit and wrote down Naruto's name. Beside it, she didn't write a number, but a single character: 'kage.' The class erupted into noise and she turned and glared. Naruto felt… something. Like the edge of a knife passing by him, thrown at someone else. Dangerous, but not directed at him. Others, however, immediately paled and were cowed. Kiba, he noticed, whined and pissed himself.
"Shut the fuck up!" the deadly killer assassin in their midst shouted, and the bared knife sensation went away. "You think I would joke about this shit? I didn't say the kid was good. I know fuck all about him aside from his final scores. What I do know is what the machine said, and what I can feel. I'm a chakra sensor, and you'd better pray you never run across one of us in the field, because there is nowhere to hide if one of us is hunting you and you don't know how to suppress your chakra—and I guarantee, they're coming with a team to capture you and bring you back to their village for 'fun.'"
Anko circled every name on the board other than Naruto's and drew a big red line between them. "So. Those of you girls looking to fix your shit quick? That's your ticket to not sucking." Then, the woman snorted. "Well, no, you're going to be doing plenty of sucking if you go that route." She shrugged. "Class is over. I'll send your sensei to you." She unsealed the door and walked out, before popping her head back in. "Oi. Brat!"
"Yeah?" Naruto asked, glaring at the woman.
Anko sent a glare in return. "Stick around after cyclops gets done with you and I'll give you extra lessons. Sound good?"
Naruto considered it for a moment before shrugging. "Maybe."
"Maybe's as good as a yes~," Anko purred before leaving the room.
Naruto watched as Sakura and Satsuki took the stairs back down from the roof into the school, now that their teacher was gone. Tomorrow, they had their 'real' genin exam and he was looking forward to proving what he could do.
But his mind wasn't on that. It kept going over what Satsuki had said. Her goal was to 'kill a certain someone' and 'revive the Uchiha clan.'
Naruto may have slept through a lot of his classes, but ninja history was one he actually enjoyed. And while they didn't cover it in their class, probably because of Satsuki being in it, he was aware of the Uchiha massacre. He knew that Satsuki's elder brother had snapped, gone crazy, and killed everyone in the clan except for her—which completely went against everything ninja were taught about sparing an enemy, because they were more useful alive than dead. The only time ninja killed another ninja was either by accident or when they were just too much of a sicko, or an asshole, to keep alive. So a whole clan being wiped out overnight… it was wrong on so many levels.
He understood what it was like to live without family, but he couldn't say he understood the pain of having a family and losing them.
But we're on the same team now, or we will be when we pass. So… if her brother's a problem for her, he's a problem for all of us.
"You waited."
Naruto looked up from where he'd been sitting to find the sexy, curvy special-jonin sitting across from him, snacking on a stick of dango. "Actually, I kinda forgot about it," he admitted.
Anko rolled her eyes. "Fair enough. Are you interested or not?"
"In… what?" he asked, his tone suspicious.
The woman sighed and shifted, causing her coat to fall open a little further, revealing more of her curvy form. Naruto couldn't really help it when his eyes fell to her breasts, hips, and thighs, before coming back up to amused gold eyes. "You seem kinda dense—"
"Hey!"
"—so I'll spell it out for you. You've got the most chakra of any ninja in Konoha, excluding the old man himself, and that's a toss up. I'm not exactly interested in wrinkly old man balls—"
"Oh gross! I didn't need that mental image!" Naruto cringed.
"—so that's why I'm comin' to you. Here's my offer, so pay attention, brat." Anko paused, waiting until he nodded, before waving her wooden dango stick between herself and him. "We're gonna fuck."
"Eh?!" Naruto yelped, his eyes going wide. "Wha—"
"Not done." Naruto fell silent. "I'm gonna be your sensei in all things seduction. I'll teach you how pick up women and how to satisfy them in bed. If you can learn 'em, I'll teach you every sexy jutsu I know. From how to mesmerize a target, how to subdue and capture someone, how to interrogate them, how to subvert, bend, or break someone's loyalty, to how to make them addicted to you in ways they'll never get over."
Naruto opened his mouth and Anko paused. She nodded for him to speak and he asked, "That's great and all, but what're you getting out of this deal? Seems like a lot of work."
Anko chuckled quietly. "It's about numbers, time, and power. There's someone I want to kill and I can't do it at the rate I'm going. So, to dumb this down, there's basically three tiers to gaining power from sex. Shit, good, and best. Shit tier is fucking around with another girl for me, or a guy for you. Sure, it's fun and I gain a little from it, but it's not gonna be fast. Good is fucking any guy around the same power level as me. We both benefit. Thing is, I've got a huge appetite and a lot of stamina and it's hard to find someone who can keep up, let alone wants to go for a second or third round. Best is finding someone stronger than you, who can quickly start bringing you up to their level. You have to train control harder than ever because you're making such fast gains, but it's worth it. That's where you sit, as far as partners go, just from a pure numbers perspective. But! You're young. Fresh. You're a virgin, aren't you?"
Naruto blushed and looked away. "So what?"
"Ahh~ that's so cute," Anko giggled. "That's even better for me, because it means I get to train you up how I like. You've got no, or few, bad habits I'd have to break. What I'm looking for isn't a boyfriend or a husband, so don't get that in your head." Naruto nodded. "But I am looking for something long-term. A partner on tap pretty much whenever either of us wants. So, that's what I get out of this deal. A long-term partner who can help me get stronger fast, without having to fuck half a dozen guys a night to try to match up to it. What you get is one of the most skilled teachers in the art of sex and seduction in Konoha, giving you personal instruction. I'm not going to be your master and you're not my apprentice, but we would be sensei and student in a sense. So, what d'ya think, brat?"
Naruto considered it for a moment. Honestly, it sounded like a good deal to him. A teacher who actually wanted to teach him? Who was invested in doing so, because it helped them both? And she was hot and he'd be getting laid? He was all of half a second from telling her to sign him the fuck up. There was just one thing…
"Naruto."
"Hm?" Anko asked, wrapping her lips around the last dango and pulling it off whole, before chewing.
"Not 'brat.' My name is Naruto," he crossed his arms and glared at her.
Naruto expected her to be annoyed, at least. So he was surprised when she smiled—and he noticed she had a very pretty smile. Her face looked better that way, than with her serious look. "Good. That's good! You can't be weak, if you're going to survive in this world—unless you like getting fucked over. If I don't have to coax you to stand up for yourself, to take charge when the situation calls for it, that's even better. Alright, Naruto~." Naruto shivered as she purred his name. "Do we have a deal?"
He almost said yes, but a thought held him back. Just how far is she willing to go…?
"Teach me other stuff, too."
"Mm?"
"Jutsu and stuff. I only know transformation, replacement, and shadow clone—"
Anko sat up straighter, her eyes going wide. "You know shadow clone?!"
"Yeah?"
"Fukken sold!" she cheered. "Naruto, I'll teach you anything you want to know. But you and I, and all those clones, are gonna have ~fun~! How many can you make? Two? Three?"
Naruto shrugged, not seeing what the big deal was. "I dunno. I didn't count. I probably made over a hundred when I beat the shit out of Mizuki."
Anko eyed him skeptically for just a moment before nodding. "Show me."
Naruto shrugged, made the cross seal, and called up chakra. "Kage bunshin!"
The woman fell off her seat, rolling on the ground cackling like a madwoman as her feet kicked in the air. "Oh! Oh yes! This is gonna be awesome~! Bahahaha! Those fucking idiots don't know what they were missing out on!"
Abruptly sitting up, she said, "Dismiss 'em and let's go back to my place. We're gonna have fun ~all night~!"
"Uh, I've got the bell test first thing with Kakashi-sensei tomorrow morning."
Anko waved him off. "Scarecrow's two hours late to everything, minimum. What else did he tell you?"
"Not to eat or we'd throw up?"
She rolled her eyes. "Yeah, he's fucking with you. Eat a big breakfast. Don't worry, I won't keep you up so late that you'll fail. Well, not you…" she leered. "You don't get it, do you?"
"Get what?"
Anko sighed. "Different clones have different uses. Elemental bunshin, like rock clones, water clones, and so on all do different things. There are differences even between a rock clone and a mud clone. Lightning, fire, and wind clones can't take much damage, but they explode and hurt your enemy when they're dispelled. Water clones are the middle ground between soaking attacks up and being cheap to cast. Rock clones can take the most damage out of any clone and when they dispel they leave behind a pile of rocks—an obstacle for the enemy and cover for yourself. Shadow clones, on the other hand, are basically the ultimate spy tool. They're expensive—taking up half your chakra pool any time you cast one, but the load is shared between them.
"So, say you've got twenty chakra—and I know, it's not exact, but just go with it as an example. Use shadow clone once, you're down to ten. You can barely do anything with it. I've got fifty-five. I use it once, I'm down to twenty-seven. Both me and my clone still have chakra. Or I could make three and leave me with thirteen chakra points. With me so far?" Naruto nodded. "You've got 100 chakra. You could make nine clones and each have ten chakra. Or five clones and each have twenty. Unlike other clones, shadow clones can cast jutsu themselves. That's half of why they're so fucking expensive. Because they need a chakra pool to use jutsu from."
"Oooh," Naruto nodded. "So that's why my clones could use henge."
"Right!" Anko nodded, grinning. "You're getting it. If I taught you, say, shuriken kage bunshin, each of your clones could use it and turn anything in front of you into a pincushion. Kage bunshin is a force multiplier, but it's expensive. But if you're just using it for combat you're fucking wasting it! The other reason it's so expensive is that you learn what your clones learned when they dispel. So, say you sent one across town. You could have it transform into a random civilian. Sneak into the Uchiha's house. Open up her underwear drawer and find out what color her panties are. It dispels and you know what it saw. Transform into Yamanaka, sneak into her house, open up her diary, read it, put it back where you found it, and you know what it says as soon as it dispels."
Naruto's mouth fell open. "…What about training? Like, if I had one do pushups—"
"Nope! Nothing physical sticks. But! Anything they do with chakra does. So… oh my shit! Okay, come with me!" Anko stood up and grabbed Naruto by the shoulder. A moment later, he was whisked away in a blur, only to stop in front of a training ground. "Okay! Make me like, twenty clones."
"Okay…" Naruto nodded slowly. "Kage bunshin!"
Anko grinned, then made a clone herself. "Alright, let's go~!"
The world blurred around them, before resolving into a living room he didn't recognize. "What did you just do?"
"So, your chakra control sucks. I felt it when you used the shadow clone the first time. I left behind a clone to teach you how to climb trees with chakra. Your little clones are going to do that all night, along with going over every other basic chakra exercise. They're going to pop in the morning and you're going to start getting memories. When they're finished, you should have slightly better chakra control. You're going to repeat that until you go from 'shit' to 'decent,' then we'll add in water walking. Because I can't teach you most of the actual sex jutsu I know if you don't at least have 'acceptable' chakra control. So, as part of our deal, I'll help you get there."
"…Really?"
"Really," Anko nodded. "So, before we start, you hungry or can you wait a while?"
"Eh, I can wait a while."
Anko grinned and led him back to her bedroom. "Great. We'll take a break in a bit for food, then."
Pulling off her coat, Anko tossed it into a corner. "Strip," she instructed, and began doing just that herself. Naruto nodded and quickly pulled off his jacket and began peeling out of the rest of his clothes. "I hope you're ready for your first lesson, cause there's gonna be a test~! Mehehehe~!"
She's a but… but she grows on you, Naruto mused as he chuckled. "Absolutely, Anko-sensei."
"Ooh! Mama likey~!" Anko giggled, turning around and looking him over, and in the process giving the boy an amazing view of her body. Large, full breasts capped with stiff brown nipples. Muscular and lithe, but with just a hint of fat on her. Thicc thighs with a nice thigh gap. Mound and lips shaved bare—actually, everything below the neck apparently shaved.
While he was looking her over, Anko was eyeing Naruto up. "Nice muscle tone," she murmured. "Little short, but you'll grow into it. Big cock for your age—you don't have anything to worry about there and it'll only get bigger. Want my advice?"
"You're the sensei, sensei," Naruto deferred, nodding.
"Shave. Everything. Girls are going to appreciate it. Sure, it's gonna feel weird at first, but trust me, it's so much easier to deal with. For one, if I wanted to, say, lick your nuts then I wouldn't have to worry about picking long blond hairs out of my teeth."
Naruto winced. "Yeah, I guess that's why you did it?"
"Yup! But if you're interested… I could do it for you later." The woman grinned. "Promise I won't nick anything. Trust me, don't wanna damage anything."
Naruto wasn't quite sure how to answer that, but eventually nodded. "Alright."
"Awesome! Never been able to convince anyone to let me do it before. For some reason, no one trusts me around their junk with a kunai. No idea why," she shrugged. She pointed at the bed. "Sit! Lesson time starts now." Naruto sat down and Anko grinned. "So, lesson one! Unless you're into being told what to do, bossed around, or stepped on you can't just be a passive participant. You've got to do stuff! You're a guy, you should be the one setting the pace and making the moves about three quarters of the time. It's okay to let your partner lead sometimes, but it shouldn't be every time. A rare treat, not something she gets all the time—otherwise, she'll lose respect and get bored. Even if she's stronger or more skilled than you, you shouldn't be afraid to be the one putting the moves on her. In fact, for some women—like me—being ballsy enough to come up to me and put a move on is going to get you mad respect and a whole hell of a lot further than waiting for me to come to you."
Naruto started to get up and she held up a hand, grinning. "Glad to see you're paying attention, but this is a special case. Today, I'm the sensei and you're the student. I lead, you follow. Got it?"
"…Somehow, I feel like that's a trap too."
Anko laughed. "Good instincts. But no, not this time. When you're ready to start putting the moves on me, you'll know. Then we can… reassess where we stand with each other. If you can do it successfully, then we can be partners. Until then, it's sensei and student. Now, review time! You did pay attention in anatomy class, right?"
Blinking, Naruto asked, "What's that? Did we have one of those?"
Frowning, she said, "The class where you learn about the body. They'd have had a man and a woman come in and strip so everyone could see what was what…?"
"Nope," Naruto shook his head. "Never had one of those. Although… That may have been before Iruka-sensei? One of the teachers told me we had an extra hour of break time every day. …He kicked me out of the class, didn't he?"
"Sounds like," Anko grumbled. "Okay! It's fine! I can show you myself."
"Well, I mean, it's not like I don't know what's what."
Raising an eyebrow, the woman grinned. "Oh really? Been looking at nudie mags or something?"
Blushing, which earned an amused giggle, Naruto looked away. Quietly, he muttered, "Had to study them to figure out oiroke."
"Speak up."
Naruto glared. "I had to so I could figure out how to make my oiroke no jutsu."
The woman raised an eyebrow. "Show me."
Shrugging, the blond boy didn't even need to use the seals as he transformed, he was so familiar with the technique by now. With a poof of smoke, short and athletic blond boy was replaced by curvy, tall, athletic blonde girl. Anko whistled quietly. Standing up, she observed the transformed Naruto from every angle. "Damn. That's nice. You even got," she reached out and touched the blonde's lips, which parted under her touch.
"Ahn~"
Anko jumped back, going wide eyed. Naruto covered her mouth and crossed her legs. "Don't do that! It's sensitive!"
"…Oh. My. Fuck. Did, did you… No. That's not. No." Anko shook her head. "Come here." Obediently, Naruto stood. Anko reached out and cupped her breast, giving it a squeeze and drawing a quiet moan from the girl's lips. "No."
Reaching down, she traced her fingers along the blonde's dripping slit. "No fucking way."
"Sensitive," Naruto whimpered.
Oh so carefully, Anko slid a finger inside. Finally, the blonde yelped and jerked away, leaving the special-jonin standing there dumbfounded. Shaking her head, she said, "Uh, we'll… deal with that later. But just so you know, get back over here." Naruto covered her delicate bits with one hand and inched closer. Anko rolled her eyes and grabbed the blonde's hand, resting it on her breast. "Feel that?"
Naruto squeezed unconsciously and grinned. "Yep! Been wanting to do that for a while."
"I know, right? But just remember," Anko reached out and squeezed the blonde's tit a little harder than was actually necessary, causing the girl to yelp and cover her tits. "Some girls like being mauled, some don't. Now, hand back on my tit." Naruto did as instructed. A moment and a small cloud of smoke later, Anko was replaced by a male Naruto. "Notice anything?" the special-jonin asked, in Naruto's voice.
Naruto blinked, squeezing Anko's tit again. Her tit, which was right at the level of his doppelganger's head. "You didn't change. I can still feel your boob."
"Exactly," the special-jonin nodded, before dropping the transformation, prompting Naruto to drop his own. "Now, since you obviously have an… intimate understanding of the female form, we can move on to technique." Moving up to the bed, Anko waved for Naruto to move. The boy scooted back and she joined him, laying herself out flush on his side and pulling his shorter body into hers. "Let's start with the basics of the basics. Kissing." Reaching up, she laid a finger on his lips. "Now, before you do anything dumb, let me clear some things up. First, just shoving your tongue down someone's throat isn't technique. Sure, it can be fun, but there's more to it than that. Let me show you."
And than, the woman kissed him. Her lips were warm against the skin of Naruto's neck, making his cock twitch. She moved up towards his jaw, laying down little kisses, occasionally sucking at his skin, sometimes flicking her tongue out and leaving behind little licks. Making her way up to his lips, where she teased them with her own, before biting his lower lip and pulling away with it, then letting go. "See?"
"Y-yeah," Naruto murmured.
"Wanna try?"
"Hell yes 'ttbayo!" With that, Naruto attacked her neck, doing much the same as she had to him.
"Ahh, that's nice," Anko sighed, running her hand over his chest. "See, it's not just about what you do, either. It's about where you do it. You have to listen, mm," she hummed quietly when he sucked at her neck. "See how she reacts. Listen to her breathing, the sounds she makes, if she likes to talk listen to her voice…" As she spoke, her voice grew huskier, sound more lewd and aroused by the moment. "Every, ah, every woman is different."
Naruto went from her cheek, up to her ears. Anko squirmed and he chuckled. "Things like that?" he asked into her ear, earning a quiet pant from the woman.
Wrapping her arms around him, Anko pulled him closer. "Yeah," she confirmed, sighing as he kissed, licked, and even nibbled at her ears. For once, not rushing to the end. Just taking her time to actually enjoy things. After all, it wasn't like she was planning to be anywhere else tonight. She wasn't in a hurry and there was something to be said for guiding a younger lover to do things right. Especially one who picked up on things as quickly as Naruto did.
Of course, things could still go faster… And Anko felt like she was criminally under-utilizing his greatest asset at the moment.
She popped out another shadow clone, since she didn't plan to do anything chakra intensive at the moment and here very soon, she'd be making it all back and then some. "Make me a clone," the new Anko said. Naruto grunted, made the seal with his fingers and a trio of clones popped into being. "One was enough, but you know what, I'll take three! Alright boys, come with me!"
Naruto watched as Anko led his clones to the living room, as he moved up to kiss Anko on the lips and demonstrate what he had learned so far. She surprised him by opening her mouth, her tongue darting out and licking at his own. Naruto returned the favor and Anko grinned as she quickly learned that the boy was a very tactile learner. Sure, he followed verbal instructions just fine, but actually doing something with him? It definitely sped up the process. One of her hands came up to run through his hair while the other trailed over his body and her legs explored his own. Taking the hint, Naruto quickly put his whole body to work exploring Anko's, doing his best to mimic what she was doing.
While Anko was teaching her single Naruto how to properly pet and make out, the trio of clones gathered in the living room. "Alright, one of you lay on the couch," she instructed. The trio exchanged looks before one of them shrugged and hopped onto her couch, laying down on his back. "Great! Now, let's teach you how to properly give and receive oral, hm?"
With that, Anko climbed on top of the blonde, her legs straddling his head as she lowered herself down onto his face. She stopped only a few inches from his lips and brought her hands down, grinning up at the two clones watching her, their dicks hard and throbbing. Reaching down, she stroked her folds, running her fingers over her lips. "Lick and suck my lips," she spread her outer and inner lips open, "and try to get in good and deep here." Moving her fingers up, she ran them over her hooded clit. "See this part here?"
"Yeah?" the Naruto below her asked, his hands coming up and rubbing her ass.
"Lick the hood, not the bean. At least, not at first. When I get good and wet and start really getting into it, then you can go for it. Like everything else, it depends on the girl, so listen and pay attention to how I react as you're working down there to see what I like. Trust me, this is one of those things you don't want to slack off on. I can teach you some mouth exercises later to make sure you don't hurt yourself when you do it with someone else, cause nobody likes having a sore jaw."
Then, the woman lowered herself down the rest of the way. "Ah~!" she moaned as Naruto attacked her lips, kissing her slit and running his tongue up and down her. "Mm, good. Just like that," she sighed.
Turning to another Naruto, she waved him over. "Alright, so, mmf. Some girls like you to fuck their face, others like to suck you off—and some just like both. You have to figure out which is which. Don't start by trying to shove it down her throat."
Reaching out, Anko took his cock. Golden eyes looked up into bright blue and she grinned, before flicking her tongue out and running it from the base of Naruto's dick to his tip. "Whoa!" he shuddered and Anko chuckled.
"Oh, you think that's something, huh? Check this out." With that, her tongue extended… and extended, and kept going. Naruto's eyes widened as her tongue pushed out a full eight inches and wrapped around his cock, before running up and down it, cupping it as he stared at her in wide-eyed wonder.
"Holy crap, how are you doing that? That's so cool!" the clone not getting his cock molested by Anko's not-quite freakishly long tongue asked.
Pulling her tongue back in, Anko grinned. "Well, there are a few things you can do if you happen to know the right medic-nin," she shrugged, not mentioning that that also happened to be true if your sensei was a snake-obsessed freak. "It's a fun trick—"
"Can you teach me?"
"It's not something you teach. It takes some minor surgery. But if you really want…"
"Yeah!" Naruto's clones both nodded.
Anko shook her head. The boy's enthusiasm was infectious. "Alright, alright. You don't have to beg me," she chuckled. Opening her mouth, she took the head of his cock in and began bobbing up and down, working her way slowly down, running her long, long tongue around the head and shaft as she went. She stared up into the boy's eyes as he met her gaze. Reaching up, she grabbed his hands and put them in her hair. Taking the hint, Naruto started rubbing her scalp. Not wanting to be left out, the third clone moved around behind Anko and began kissing and licking at her neck and shoulders as his hands explored her body.
Feeling the boy twitch in her mouth, Anko grinned around his member and went all the way down, swallowing his cock partly down her throat, then continuing to swallow around him. Reaching up, her long fingers gently cupped and squeezed his balls, rolling them around. Naruto's fingers fisted in her hair and he let out a low groan, before the boy came—a torrent, a flood of sperm rushing down Anko's throat. And with it came his chakra.
Anko's eyes went wide as her whole body lit up with a faint, wispy blue glow of excess chakra, her hair standing up a bit and shifting in an invisible breeze. Using her fine control, she carefully reigned it in and started cycling it through her body as she continued milking his cock for more sperm (and chakra).
Oh sweet fuck, it's more than I thought it'd be! Way, way more! I've never gotten this much from a guy before! And it's just his chakra, it's not even done mixing yet. …Best decision ever!
As soon as he finished, Anko let go and backed away. The Naruto below her hummed a question as she lifted herself off his face. "Sorry, be right back!"
Then, she dispelled—sending the memories, along with all the excess chakra she had just taken in, back to the original Anko and the one clone still out in the training field.
"Mmf?!" the woman moaned as she broke her kiss with the boy and leaned back, staring at him.
"What's up?"
"Ah hahaha. Nothing!" Anko shook her head. With that, she created three more clones, who quickly rushed into the other room. Oh fuck, I barely felt that. "Don't worry about it," she waved him off, even as the sounds of moaning started up from the other room. "Let's move on to the main course!"
With that, Anko pushed Naruto over onto his back and threw her leg over his hips, mounting him. Grinning down at the boy as she held herself aloft, she lowered herself down and lined him up without even looking. Her thick, meaty lips kissed the tip of his cock and Anko slowly worked herself down. Naruto's hands came up and took hold of her hips and Anko eased herself down inch by hot, delicious inch—occasionally pulling back up just a bit, only to descend past where she had stopped. Finally she rested flush in his lap and Naruto sighed as he felt the older woman's velvety walls clenching around his cock.
"You like that, huh?" Anko leered down at him. "My pussy is the best you're ever going to have, Naruto~. Remember this, because this is the moment you fall for me. None of the girls your age are going to know how to do this, and by the time they learn… it'll already be too late."
"Oh yeah? What are you gonna do, huh?" he asked, sending her a challenging look.
"Oh, nothing much," the woman smirked.
Naruto gasped as Anko's cunt clenched around his shaft, before squeezing up his length, from base to tip, as though she had wrapped her fingers around it and pulled up. "Wuh," he breathlessly tried to ask. Anko smirked, before reversing the motion. "Ahh."
"Hehe. Extreme muscular control and a little chakra," she explained, as she began to slowly rock herself back and forth in his lap, grinding her clit against him nonstop—with no need to lift her hips at all to make sure he was enjoying himself just as much as he was. "Don't hold back on my account. I want you to come as much as you like. The more you come, the more chakra I get."
"Nn but, wanna make you come," the boy groaned around clenched teeth as the woman above him effectively slowly jerked him off with her pussy while grinding herself into him.
"Good! That's a good attitude to have," Anko nodded. "Even if I'm getting something out of it, everything works better if we're both trying to make each other feel good—not just fucking for the sake of power. So, move your hips in time with me, and give me your hands."
Reaching down, she took his hands and guided them over her body as Naruto began to slowly thrust up into the kunoichi above him, going just a little deeper, rubbing her clit just a little harder, on the top of every swish of her hips. Her fingers on his showed Naruto where and how to touch her, and soon Anko began to moan in pleasure as he teased her body. Squeezing her hips hard, just the way she liked. Gently cupping and squeezing her breasts, while sharply tugging her nipples, almost trying to milk them as she taught him to squeeze them from base to tip like she was doing with his cock. Anko leaned over him and fed one of her stiff nipples into Naruto's mouth while he played with the other, bringing his free hand up to fist and pull her hair just how she enjoyed it best.
The special-jonin shuddered as she felt the boy start to throb inside her. She was so close, so achingly close… Naruto came inside her with a grunt around her nipple, his hips bucking up into her. An absolute flood of hot, thick sperm filled her womb, along with a torrent of chakra that dwarfed the one she had gotten from the blowjob she'd given his clone. She moaned, leaning down and hugging his head to her breasts, her body shaking as she came so hard she squirted and tears leaked from the corners of her eyes as the flood of sperm and chakra set her off. And even as her body tried to lose control, she rigidly held onto control of her cunt and milked his cock for all she was worth, as she began cycling his chakra with hers.
Anko collapsed on top of her younger lover with a sigh, followed by a laugh. "Wow~."
Naruto grinned around the older woman's nipple, even as his body shuddered in aftershocks. Now that was a 'wow' he wanted to hear. As in, 'wow, that blew my mind.' "Mhmm."
"That, uh… wew. That was a lot," Anko sighed. Leaning down a bit, she kissed Naruto's forehead affectionately. "Definitely made a good call here. You, you need some serious training. I think you might actually hurt someone if you don't fix your chakra control issue. Shouldn't normally be possible as the excess should just bleed off, but you've got so damn much," she shook her head. "We'll work on it."
"…Thanks, Anko-sensei."
"Just Anko when we're like this, Naruto," she murmured, nuzzling her face against his. "Don't tell anyone about this, either."
"About you teaching me?"
She rolled her eyes, pulled back, and bonked his forehead with her own. "No, dumbass. I don't care if people know about that. The only one who might bitch is Kakashi and he's not gonna. He's not going to care what you do in your free time outside of team time, as long as it doesn't affect your team performance. I mean that I get cuddly after a good orgasm."
"Oh," Naruto muttered. Looking into her eyes, he grinned. "You embarrassed?"
"Maybe. Got a reputation to keep, you know?" Wriggling back and forth in his lap, she whistled quietly. "Still hard, and without any jutsu for it. Nice~! But we should eat first and get some water before we keep going. Come on. If you've got to piss or something, now's the time."
"Right," he nodded as the woman slowly pulled herself off of him—her cunt clenching around him tightly the entire way, in a way that made his eyes roll and drew a groan from his lips.
They walked past the living room where Anko was getting plowed three different ways—one of her taken missionary, the other from behind, the third on her side with Naruto straddling her hip. "So… I can just use clones for that?"
"Yup!" Anko confirmed with a chipper voice and a spring in her step as she made her way into her kitchen and began to pull out quick and easy food. "Remember what I said about clones sharing your chakra pool, and how it comes back to you when the clone disperses? Well, if you add to that pool instead of taking away from it, the extra comes with it. I've never been with anyone who the technique wasn't a net loss for though, so this is a first for me. It was all just… kinky jutsu theory that I never thought I'd get to try out. Glad to see it works."
Naruto grinned as he leaned against her kitchen counter. "So, what other sexy ideas do you have?"
"Heh. Lots. Like you wouldn't believe. Your control is seriously bad right now though. Until we get a handle on that, I can't really start teaching you most of the cool stuff."
"'Most?'"
"Yeah. See, there are two different kinds of jutsu. The delicate kind, like genjutsu, that fall apart when you overload them with too much chakra. Then there's the fun kind, like fire jutsu—where the more chakra you feed it, the bigger the boom you get. You need more of the second kind. The kind where control doesn't matter as much as power, and overcharging them lead to better results. So… things like elemental attacks, shunshin, strength enhancement, shadow clones of various stripes. There are even a few lewd jutsu where that might work. Maybe. We'll have to play with it and find out. With a clone, because I don't want you accidentally exploding my clit like you did that machine."
"Let's… not," Naruto agreed. He grinned. "Teach me more, sensei!"
"Sure! So, seduction. It's all about confidence. I'm awesome. I'm sexy. I'm strong. People want to fuck me or be fucked by me. You want to fuck me. I don't have to convince you to let me into your pants, I just have to convince you that you'll have more fun in my pants than out of them…"
Naruto listened with rapt attention, nodding along as he absorbed everything.