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VICTIM/ MASTER 4 AKA CHRIS MCLEAN

Norm's lamp landed onto Chris McLean's dresser right in front of his alarm clock. Suddenly, a loud bleeping filled the room. Chris tried to hit the alarm clock, "SHUT UP!"

Norm suddenly appeared naked and screamed, "DON'T LOOK AT ME! Oh good the guy's asleep."

"SHUT UP CHEF!" Chris screamed.

"Looks like I have to do this." Norm said poofed on shorts. He snapped his fingers and a cold bucket of water fell onto the sleeping Chris.

"I'M UP!" Chris screamed, "Wait, who are you?"

"I am Norm! I own you three wishes. Let's hurry this up cause I left the bathtub running!" Norm explained, "Wait are you Chris McLean?"

"Yes. Yes I am!" Chris smirked, "You might remember me from hit shows such as Total Drama Island, Total Drama Action and Total Drama World Tour".

"Good dam him. I hate that guy!" Norm thought to himself. "He caused almost everybody on that show to die"

Chris though for a while (which he never did) "For my first wish, I wish that I had Lindsay' mom in bed with me!"

Norm snapped his finger and both coffins and moms landed ontop of Chris. "What the fuck are these thing?" Chris asked.

"Those things are coffins and moms." Norm said pointing to the coffins and moms.

"What are these doing on my bed?" Chris asked annoyed, "And on me?"

"You wished for Lindsay's mom to be in your bed." Norm explained. "I didn't know which Lindsay you were talking about so I sent all their moms, whether the were dead or alive."

"I wish that I could undone my first wish." Chris screamed in pain.

"Alright!" Norm said snapping his fingers and all of the coffins and moms disappeared.

"Great. Listen I want to respect me for the work of art that I am!" Chris screamed at Norm.

"Would you like to make a wish." Norm said, "Cause I didn't hear the words, I wish!"

Chris glared at the genie angrily, "I wish that you would see the true art that I, Chris McLean am"

Chris threw the lamp into his dumpster outside. Norm snapped his fingers and Chris started to turn into stone.

"What the heck are you doing?" Chris screamed, "CHEF HELP ME!"

Norm laughed at Chris before he got sucked back into the lamp. "DANG IT!" Norm screamed from inside, "THE WHOLE PLACE IS FUCKIN FLOUDED!"

Chef ran into the room only to see the statue of Chris. "I GOTTA CALL THE COPS! SOMEBODY MCLEANAPPED CHRIS AND THEY LEFT THIS UGLY STATUE! I AM SO FIRED!"

Outside of the mansion, three preteenage boys by the name of Ed, Double D and Eddy were outside. "C'mon guys! Any of this Chris McLean junk can get us so much money on Ebay!" Eddy screamed.

"I LIKE SWIMMING IN DUMPSTERS!" Ed screamed.

"This is so unsanitaarly." Double D said standing away from it.

"Shut it and get in here, Sockhead!" Eddy screamed. He then picked up Norm's lamp and asked, "Why would McLean throw out this cool lava lamp?"

"Eddy," Double D said, "Do you remember the last time you took something that somebody got rid of?"

"I DO! I DO! I DO!" Ed screamed.

"Shut it Lumpy!" Eddy said, "I'm taking this thing home with me!" Eddy said.

Meanwhile with Timmy, Cosmo, Wanda and Poof, they foursome then appeared on the sidewalk. Timmy ran up to Jake, Spud and Trixie and asked,"Hey. Have any of you seen a lava lamp?"

"Yeah, there was a genie in it and Jake here wished for a new skateboard and the genie stole a skateboard and Jake's was able to undo his wish using his last wish. And then he turned into his dragon form which he then threw the lamp into the mansion part of town."

"We will never find that lamp now!"Timmy screamed at Cosmo and Wanda who were now disguised as dogs.

"That kid is messed up!" Trixie whispered to Jake and Spud.

List of Victim

FRED FREDBURGER, DARK LASER, JAKE LONG, CHRIS MCLEAN (Total Drama)

(Sneak Peak of Next Chapter)

"Who the hell are you?" Eddy asked Norm.

"This just in." Ken Brockmen said to the camera, "Chris McLean is kidnapped. Which celebrity is next and why did the kidnapper leave this horrible statue? Find out at 10."

"What did you do to my friend!" Eddy screamed.

"Well, I know that there were these three kids who were playing in Chris' dumpster. Maybe you should ask them cause I did not see any stupid lamp." Chef explained to Timmy.