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VICTIM/ MASTER 4 AKA EDDY
Eddy sat down at his house where he angrily noticed that there was some hair gel on it. "Why does Chris McLean have so much hair gel?" He angrily yelled.
Suddenly, Double D and Ed ran into the room. "Eddy!" Ed screamed, "Double D has something to tell you!"
"Apparently, Chris McLean was kidnapped. I fell that we should know if you saw something." Double D explained.
"Yeah, I noticed something. Why does McLean have so much hair gel? He's bald for crying out loud!" Eddy screamed as he went in the bathroom to clean the lamp off.
Eddy began to rub soap on the lamp to get rid of Chris' hair gel until Norm appeared wearing scuba gear. "How should an all magical genie breathe if his lamp flooded?" Norm asked until he noticed Eddy.
"Who the hell are you?" Eddy asked.
"I'm Norm! The super powerful wish giver." Norm said.
"This is so great!" Eddy screamed.
"Look, I bet you don't care about me so make your wishes!" Norm said at Eddy as he poofed his normal clothes on.
"I wish for an unlimited amount of Jawbreakers!" Eddy screamed before Norm snapped his fingers.
"This Jawbreaker jar holds unlimited Jawbreakers."Norm said.
Eddy then held the Jawbreaker Jar upside down and Jawbreakers fell out of it. The bathroom door broke and Eddy along with Norm, Double D, Ed and Eddy's room were carried out through Eddy's window by a sea of Jawbreakers.
"That was awesome!" Eddy said as he held the Jawbreaker Jar upright again.
"Eddy! What happened?" Double D screamed pointing at the Jawbreakers and other junk that were now on the street.
"That was awesome guys!" Ed screamed, "It was like when Justin Beiber and Osama Bin Ladin teamed up to ride the Alamo!"
"I'm from Canada!" A Justin Beiber doll said from underneath Ed's armpit.
"Where'd that come from?" Eddy asked.
"IT'S BABY SISTER'S JUSTIN BEIBER DOLL!" Ed screamed as he grabbed the doll from underneath his armpit.
"I'm from Canada!" The Justin Beiber doll said.
"BABY SISTER! ED HAS FOUND OUR DOLL!" Ed screamed as he ran to Jimmy's house.
"Eddy, what just happened there?" Double D said, "Did you steal from the candy store or something?"
"I wish you would get away from me!" Eddy screamed before Norm smirked.
Norm snapped his fingers and Double D disappeared in a poof. "WHERE DID YOU SEND MY FRIEND?" Eddy screamed at Norm.
"I sent him away from you just like you wished!" Norm shouted.
"I didn't mean it!" Eddy screamed.
"Well then I guess you gonna take that wish back cause it would so be more rewarding to have two million dollars than a naggy sockhead around." Norm said.
"Your right. Cause now I wish for two million dollars!" Eddy said as his pupils turned into dollar bills.
Norm smirked as two hundred million pennies appeared ontop of Eddy. He quickly got sucked in to avoid beginning smashed.
About two hours later, Eddy began to wake up. He noticed that Ed was there. "EDDY! YOU'RE ALIVE!" Ed screamed as he hugged the doctor.
"Why am I here?" Eddy asked.
"After returning baby sister's doll, I saw you underneath a pile of pennys. You had just enough to keep you not getting kicked out!" Ed said to Eddy.
"NOT MY MONEY!" Eddy screamed.
Meanwhile somewhere in town, Timmy was walking down the street with Cosmo, Wanda and Poof in dog form. "Guys, I can't believe we don't know where that lamp could be!" Timmy screamed at his fairys.
In front of Best Buy, Kent Brockman appeared. "This just in." Ken Brockmen said to the camera, "Chris McLean is kidnapped. Which celebrity is next and why did the kidnapper leave this horrible statue. We asked Chris' bodyguard and best friend, Chef Hatchet."
Chef appeared onto the screen. "When I came in there was a statue looking as if it was throwing something out.." Chef explained.
"Guys, I wish we were at Chris McLean's mansion!" Timmy said as he poofed away.
Meanwhile in Gramps' shop, Jake along with Spud and Trixie burst in. "GRAMPS!" Jake yelled to realize that only Haley and Fu Dog were there. "Where's Gramps?" He asked.
"He's out. Apparently, a huge fairy named Jorgon needed him." Fu Dog explained.
"What's wrong, Jake?" Haley asked.
"Me, Trixie and Spud were skateboarding when I tripped on a lamp." Jake said beginning to explain.
One short explanation later, Fu Dog then said, "Wait, so you just threw the genie into the rich part of town?"
"Yeah. We have to find that lamp before somebody else gets their hands on it." Jake said.
Meanwhile at the hospital, Eddy glared at the lamp which stood on the table. "Ed," Eddy asked, "can you get rid of that lamp for me?"
"Okey Dokey, Eddy!" Ed said as he walked out of the room. "By the way, have you seen Double D?"
Meanwhile on an island in Hawaii, Double D was sitting own surrounded by Hula Girls. "I don't know how I got her but I am liking it." Double D said before he lied back in his hammock.
Meanwhile at Chris' mansion, Chef was explaining to Timmy, "Well there were three boys here. Maybe you should ask one of them id they saw a lamp. Here's one of their addresses." He handed Timmy a note card to Timmy.
List Of Masters
Fred Fredburger, Dark Laser, Jake Long, Chris McLean, Eddy (Ed, Edd n Eddy)
Sneak Peek Of Next Chapter
"If you're looking for my idiot brother, then you should check the hospital. His dumb friend was crushed by a bunch of pennies." Sarah said before shutting the door in Timmy's face.
"I AM ED!" Ed screamed as he hugged Norm.
"Gramps, what do we do?" Jake asked.
