This is a collaboration between Benny and me. It took us a freaking hour to do, so please leave us a comment.
It's in the style of Kesha's Tik Tok (of course) and we do not own either NCIS or Kesha.
Enjoy...
NCIS
Wake up in the morning next to my embalmer
Grab my glasses, eat my toast, hey I am J Palmer
Before I leave test the levels of my blood sugar
'Cause if I don't I'll end up passed out like a drugged hooker.
And now I'm driving to NCIS
Take a short cut cause it takes less
Time so I can impress
My boss, boss
He has a PHD-D
Everyone calls him Ducky
He's a wizard in autopsy
Can't fight for my life
But I'm handy with a knife
Scalpel is its name
It can cut through anything
Hearts, lungs, tendons, spleens
Not for squeamish human beings
Use the bucket
Use the bucket
Can't fight for my life
But I'm handy with a knife
Scalpel is its name
It can cut through anything
Hearts, lungs, tendons, spleens
Not for squeamish human beings
Use the bucket
Use the bucket
Get called a gremlin but it's all in good fun
Agent DiNozzo's got my back of this I am certain
Sometimes it may seem that Ziva lacks compassion
Maybe it's because she used to be an assassin.
We may not be friendly-ly
But I'll stick up for McGee-gee
His ex-girlfriend is Abby-by
She, she's no common fool, fool
Her minds a deadly tool, tool
Her size nines make me drool, drool
Size nines make me drool
Can't fight for my life
But I'm handy with a knife
Scalpel is its name
It can cut through anything
Hearts, lungs, tendons, spleens
Not for squeamish human beings
Use the bucket
Use the bucket
Can't fight for my life
But I'm handy with a knife
Scalpel is its name
It can cut through anything
Hearts, lungs, tendons, spleens
Not for squeamish human beings
Use the bucket
Use the bucket
Gibbs, he hits you hard
Your head may sting
Your ears will ring
But remember
A wakeup call
Is what you need
His rules you'll heed
Better listen
Gibbs, he hits you hard
Your head may sting
Your ears will ring
But remember
A wakeup call
Is what you need
It's what you need
Now the jokes don't stop 'til Gibbs walks in
Can't fight for my life
But I'm handy with a knife
Scalpel is its name
It can cut through anything
Hearts, lungs, tendons, spleens
Not for squeamish human beings
Use the bucket
Use the bucket
Can't fight for my life
But I'm handy with a knife
Scalpel is its name
It can cut through anything
Hearts, lungs, tendons, spleens
Not for squeamish human beings
Use the bucket
Use the bucket