Naruto and the Multiverse

That's it, I've just decided use any fanfiction story I want, and be dammed the consequences. Please don't hate me for this; I'm just tired of not getting as many ideas as I want/need from other people. Wish me good luck. Oh, and, be forewarned, this chapter will remind that this story is rated M. I don't Naruto, or any other thing used.

Naruto and Nigel couldn't believe the scene in front of them. Well, they could, but it was a bit hard. A tied-up, buck-naked Naruto sat down on the floor in front of Sakura, Ino, and Hinata; all three of whom were undressing.

"Nice," Nigel said, getting over the shock of it all, "you're about laid… in triplicate… Whatever that means… Well, not you, but the you of another… You know what I mean. I think. Are you even listening?" "Huh," Naruto said, turning g to Nigel. "…Wipe off that drool," Nigel said, after a few seconds.

Wiping the drool away, Naruto turned back to look at the scene before them. "Huh," Nigel said, turning back as well, "he looks scared." At Naruto's expression, Nigel said, "The other you, I mean; he looks terrified." Naruto turned back to see he was right; the tied-up Naruto looked like this was a nightmare, not a dream.

"Oooh," Nigel said, "their about done." Naruto looked back to the girls. He was right; they now had only their panties left on. Naruto stared in awe. Then the girls removed the underwear. And Naruto screamed. "Whoa," Nigel said, half laughing, "Tough luck for him."

The tied-up Naruto screamed too, only his scream was muffled. Ino walked forward, stroking her dick. "Oh god," she said, "I'm so hard." Sakura and Hinata also walked forward, their breasts and dicks also bouncing as they walked.

"He's going to get raped by three hermaphrodites," Nigel said, (A/N: hermaphrodites are what you call chicks with dicks) "no wonder he looked terrified." "Get me out of here," Naruto shouted. "Alright, alright," Nigel said, pushing the button. [1]

Next World…

"That," Naruto said, "was scary." Where are we now," Nigel said, looking around. They were on a training ground. Nearby, a younger sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto stood facing them. "Cool," Naruto said. "Nice," Nigel said, kicking a rock into a hole, "looks like these guys gave him a run for his money for a while."

"No…" the younger Naruto said, "We can't…" Kakashi rolled his eyes. "You never give up, do you," Nigel said, "even in this dimension, your still trying." "What," Naruto said. "WE CAN'T GIVE UP," the younger Naruto said, "GANGBANG JUTSU!"

"... Eh," Kakashi said. "What," Sakura and Sasuke said, recovering from their tiredness. Even Naruto and Nigel looked up at the name. "What did he say," Nigel said. "What did he say," Naruto copied. Suddenly, with a puff of smoke, an army of young Naruto's, wearing only one orange thong each, appeared in front of them. "You forced my hand, Kakashi-sensei," the younger Naruto said, "ATTACK!" (A/N: is anyone else having a hard time with telling the difference between Naruto and the other dimension Naruto's. I'd really like it if someone finds some way to fix this. Thank you.) The mass of near naked Naruto's that was now raging like a tidal wave of pure disaster towards Kakashi. Sasuke stared in horror before puking on the grass. Sakura was staring at the many Naruto, her face so red, she made it look like Hinata goes pale.

"T-That pervert...! What kind of stupid jutsu is that," She whispered under her breath. Then she put a hand to her chin and looked up. "…Well, actually… Between the Shadow Clones and this… I guess it could be useful for researching…" Suddenly, a lightning bolt descended upon the training field. "Get me out of here," Naruto said, his face as red as Sakura's was. Nigel rolled his eyes and pushed the button. [2]

Next world…

"That was gross," Nigel said, "and unfacturate," Naruto said. "…I think you mean 'inaccurate', Naruto," Nigel corrected. "Whatever," Naruto said, "point is, my dick wasn't the big when I was that young." "I should hope not," Nigel said, "you'd have to be a demon to have something that size; let alone trying to take all tha… wait, when you said 'when I was that young', did you mean that it's about that size now?" "Well…" Naruto said, turning away. Then he froze. "Nigel," Naruto said, "is that…"Nigel turned around as well.

Off in the distance, a giant building was burning like a bonfire. "Yes," Nigel said, like he was looking at a bonfire, "it's a burning building." Naruto stared at Nigel, shocked that he was being so calm. "And that," Nigel said, point off to the right, "are the people who escaped from the fire."

Naruto looked over to where Nigel was pointing. Sure enough, a small group of people were running from the burning building. Naruto, feeling slightly relieved, ran after them. "Wait," Nigel said, running after him, "I don't know how wide the field is."

"So what," Naruto said, "they might need our help." "Come to think of it," Nigel said, like he didn't hear him, "I don't know much about this thing. Maybe I should look it over more." Nigel, having finally caught up to Naruto, grabbed him around the waste.

"But first," Nigel said, holding on to Naruto, "I need to stop you from doing something stupid." "Let me go," Naruto said, "I need to help them." "No," Nigel said, holding Naruto back pretty well for a skinny guy, "this is their world. We'll only interfere if need be." Nigel looked at the device for a second before pressing something on it. "Besides," Nigel continued, "I just found something on this thing to strengthen the shield, so you can't get you."

"Like hell I can't," Naruto said. Nigel signed and let Naruto go. Naruto ran five feet before smacking into nothing and falling on his ass. "Told you," Nigel said, glad to finally know how big the field was. Then he looked back at the running people. "Hey," he said, as Naruto tried to get thought the field again, "don't they look familiar."

Naruto looked up. "Hey, yea," Naruto said, "they kinda do." "Let's get closer," Nigel said, running after them. "Hey, wait," Naruto said as the field pushed him along. After Nigel stopped long enough for Naruto to get up, they fallowed the people until they were close enough to see their faces. "I knew it," Nigel said, "its Moka and the others." "Who," Naruto asked. "Oh, come on," Nigel said, "look at them. They're the same people we saw doing it with that Tsukune-guy."

And so it was. They were the same people Naruto had seen having sex with the guy that had nearly seen them; and with them was some guy with a bandana. "Wait," Nigel said, looking confused, "where's Tsukune?" as soon as he said it, a man dressed it a black, full-body, wet suit with red goggles landed in front of Moka and the others.

"Who is that," Naruto said in surprise. "I don't know," Nigel told him, "but I don't think he's friendly." As if to prove this, the guy with the bandana transformed into a very hairy, wolf-like creature, and charged the man in the wet suit.

Then, in one swift movement, that man in the black suit decapitated the wolf-man with his bare hands. (Well, with one hand.) "WAAAAAAHHH," Naruto screamed. "No way," Nigel said. "Hurry," Naruto shouted, grabbing Nigel, "turn the field off. We need to help!" "First off," Nigel said, "let go of my left side; I don't like to be touched on it. Second, I can't; I just learned how to turn it up; I still need more time for off." "Well hurry up," Naruto panicking.

After they had gotten over the shock of seeing the wolf-man's head chopped off, the all but one of the girls's charged forth, ready for battle this man to the death. Naruto watched in horror (and, secretly, Nigel in shock) as the man in the suit took care of them to.

The man leapt forward and grabbed the tail of a blue haired woman with big boobs. Then he pulled her tail off her, bring half her spine along with it. Then the man turned to the girl whose hair and hands had turned to ice, and, in two seconds, punched right through her skull. Soon as his hand was pulled out, the man charged at the little girl with the hat and holding a stick.

Cards flew at the man like they had a mind of their own, but too little avail. He easily ducked and dodged most of the cards, and the ones that did hit only grazed him. As soon as he had reached the girl, he grabbed both her arms, ripped them out of there sockets, and began to beat her senselessly with her own arms, laughing as he did.

"NO," the remaining, pink haired, girl screamed. "NO," Naruto shouted in unison, before turning to Nigel, "HURRY, WE HAVE TO HELP THEM NOW. "I'm going as fast as I can," Nigel said, only half paying attention to the device, "I'm sorry Naruto, but I don't think I can find it in time."

After pummeling the girl for another minute, the man stop, dropped the girl's arms, and stood up. He slowly turned to face the pink haired girl. Then, in one swift movement, the guy leapt towards her and punched a fist right though stomach.

Then he shoved his other hand into her too and ripped her in half. "NO," Naruto shouted, pressing ageist the field like he could just push it down. "Gross," Nigel said to himself. Then he looked down. "Oh boy," he said. "What," Naruto asked turning around. "Doesn't make much difference now," Nigel told him, "but I found how to weaken the field so we can get out of it." "Really…"

"NOOOOOO," someone shouted. Nigel and Naruto turned to see someone running towards the man in the wet suit. "Hey," Nigel said, "it's Tsukune." Tsukune ran right to the man in the wet suit, grabbed his coaler, and slammed him ageist a nearby tree.

"You bastard," Tsukune said, "why did you do it; WHY?" Tsukune began to hit the man, shouting why as he did. "Hurry," Naruto said, turning to Nigel, "weaken the field." "I can't," Nigel said, putting up a hand to stop Naruto from interrupting, "the only way to lower the field is to go to another dimension, and if we did that, I wouldn't know how to get back to this dimension."

Naruto slummed to the ground. "So, we can't do anything." "Sorry," Nigel said. "WHO," Tsukune shouted, getting Naruto and Nigel's attention again, "WHO ARE YOU?" Tsukune ripped the mask off the man. And then Tsukune staggered back.

"Dude, no way," Nigel said. "Are they… twins," Naruto asked. Indeed, the man in the wet suit had the same exact face as Tsukune. "Or maybe they're the same person." "How can that be," Naruto asked, turning to face Nigel. "To quoits a book I like," Nigel said, looking at Naruto, "'stranger things have happened… and do, with alarming regularity.'"

Nigel and Naruto turned to see Tsukune had disappeared, and the man in the wet suit sitting like he was wallowing in regret. "See," Nigel said, "I told you." Suddenly, the man punched his hand into his chest, and literally ripped out his own heart. "I think we should go," Nigel said, pushing a button on the device. [3]

Next world…

"What was that," Naruto said, looking right into Nigel's eyes. "Well," Nigel said nervously, "some dimensions are bound to be a bit… wacky to us." "WACKY," Naruto screamed, "that place was downright evil." "Oooookaaaay," Nigel said, backing up. "…Forget it." Naruto told him. "Alright; now," Nigel said, looking around, "where are we?"

The room there were in was large, with lights turning from one color to another. "Hey," Nigel said, "I know this place. Look, there's Dr. Venture." Naruto looked over to see Nigel pointing at a bald man with a blond woman on his lap.

"Come on," Nigel said, "let's get closer." Once they were close enough to hear, Nigel said, "Oh, this part is great. Listen." Naruto listened. "How 'bout I take you to my boud'war and give you a little Rusty Venture," Dr. Venture said.

Suddenly the woman stood up and slapped him. "Woe-Hoe," another bald man said as the woman walked away, "denied. What was that about?" "Boom," said yet another man, this one wearing a sailor suit, "right out of the gate, you ask for a rusty venture. That is bold my friend; kudos."

"What," Dr. Venture said, "I have chilled bubbly in my…" "Oh, Rust," the second bald man said, "you do know that a 'Rusty Venture' is when your finger and rub it around a guy's ass, well you jerk the guy off into his own mouth."

"WHAT," Dr. Venture said, as Naruto looked at the man disgusted, "my name is a SEX ACT? When did that happen?" "Um, like, in the eighties," the sailor guy said, coming over, "and Al is way off. The 'Rusty Venture' is when you 69 and full each other's mouth's with cum; then you turn over and blow sploush into each other's face."

"Good lord," Dr. Venture said. "Oh, god," Naruto said, bending over like he was going to throw up. "Neat," Nigel said, not paying attention to Naruto, "this thing has a listen device, so we can hear the parts said over the phone." "What," Naruto said looking up.

After listening to the other ideas of what the 'Rusty Venture' was, Naruto was plenty ready to leave. And he wanted to make that clear. "Ok, ok," Nigel said, gasping, "I'll take us somewhere else. Just please, put me down and get rid of that rasengan." After Naruto put him down, Nigel said, "I was done here anyways."[4]

Next World…

"And, for the record," Nigel said, "a 'Rusty Venture' is when you jerk-off so much, your dick gets all red and sore." "Well, that's… not as bad," Naruto said. "Now," Nigel said, looking around, "where are we?"

A green teen was standing on all fours, buck naked. In front of him was a guy with black hair, also naked, save for a mask. Behind the green teen was a grey girl with purple hair. Or Nigel and Naruto thought she was a girl, until they saw she had a dick as well.

"Fre-kay," Nigel said as the green teen crawled forward and began to suck on the masked teen's dick. As the green teen sucked, the grey dick-girl walked forward and stuck her dick into the green teen's ass. "Ok, ok," Nigel said, waving a hand at Naruto, "no need to say anything this time Naruto." And he pushed the button. [5]

Next World…

"Glad we're away from there," Naruto said. "Oh yea," Sasuke's voice said, "give it to me Naruto." Nigel and Naruto turned to see a second Naruto fucking Sasuke in the ass. "OH COME ON," Nigel said, throwing up his arms, "when will this end?"

"Why is this happening to me," Naruto shouted. "You know," Nigel said, crossing his arms, "that's a deeper question than you know." "Huh," Naruto said, turning to Nigel, trying to tune out the moans, "what do you mean?"

"Well," Nigel said, "most of the worlds we've been seem to have been alternate versions of your world. I think that, because you're here, most of the worlds are going to be alternate versions of yours. And maybe the only reason we're visiting worlds that are not alternate versions of you world is because I'm here." "…What," Naruto said.

"Oh, never mind," Nigel said, turning away, "just think of it as you helping use see more of you. I think you can at least understand WHOA!" Naruto turned around to see what Nigel was looking at. Sasuke was still being fucked by the second Naruto, but now Sasuke was on top. And from where Naruto and Nigel were standing, they could see Sasuke's dick bouncing while Naruto's dick pumped into his ass. "Completely forgot they were here," Nigel said. "Let's go," Naruto said, about ready to throw up. [6]

Next World…

"Ok," Nigel said, "now where are we?" "I don't…" Naruto said, before he saw some that made his heart stop. They were in a cave, and only a few feet away from them, another Naruto (and his shadow clones) were fucking Sakura, Ino, and Hinata like it was the only thing the girls could do.

Sakura was on all fours, with a Naruto each fucking her ass, her pussy, and her mouth, as she jerked off another two Naruto's. Ino was jerking off two Naruto's as well, but she was sitting while doing it, with only one Naruto fucking her in her pussy, and another jerking himself off into her mouth. Hinata, however, was being fucked doggy-style by only one Naruto. (A/N: for the record, the one fucking Hinata is the real one, the rest are shadow clones.)

"… Considering what we've seen before coming here," Nigel said after a while, "I think we should stay here a little longer." "Agreed," Naruto said.

Seeing as I'm going to story I want, I thought I'd make footnotes to distinguish between my ideas and others (just in case you guy still want to use my ideas as fanfiction stories for yourself, or see the other stories for yourself.)

[1]: my idea.

[2]: Sexplosion, by Meinos Kaen.

[3]: an idea I had for a nightmare for Tsukune to have.

[4]: the final episode of 'The Venture Brothers'. (For the record, you can find out what other's thought was a 'Rusty Venture' by looking it up on the Urban Dictionary.

[5]: my idea

[6]: my idea (I think)

[7]: my idea

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