Naruto and the Multiverse
I thought we needed a break on the smexy stuff for one chapter after that last one. Oh, and, possible spoiler alerts. I don't own Naruto, or any other thing used.
After leaving that last dimension, Nigel and Naruto found themselves in a kitchen which seemed very normal. "Where are we," Naruto asked. "Who knows," Nigel said, looking at the device, "this thing sometimes doesn't tell me anything." "Then how come you knew all about those other places, like with the adventure guy, and that dream thing," Naruto asked.
"Well," Nigel said, "to be honest, I'm from a world where my people have the ability watch over and/or create several dimensions, sometime without realizing it. And it's Venture, not Adventure… not that it wouldn't be funny if they had a relative named Ed. Get it; Ed Venture. Anyways, I ramble."
Just then, the device started to beep. "Oh good," Nigel said, "It's telling us where we are." Nigel looked at the device. "It says we're in a world where death and violence is tolerated… well, that explains this comic." Nigel picked up a paper and showed a comic called 'Baby Jack The Ripper'. "…We should go," Naruto said, putting the comic down. "Seconded," Nigel said, and pushed the button. [1]
The next dimension…
"Now where are we," Naruto asked. "Good question," Nigel said, looking around at the foggy surroundings, "I've never seen this place before." Just then, they heard someone singing. They turned around to see a group of people, but none of them were the one's singing.
"Oh, no, wait," Nigel said, "I have seen this." "So," Naruto asked, "what is it that's singing?" "Just watch," Nigel said, pointing to the sound. Soon, a very large, very old, ship came sailing into view. "GHOST SHIP," everyone, including Naruto, screamed in terror. "Calm down," Nigel said. The singing continued, and soon, Naruto, Nigel, and the others saw the one that was singing. A skeleton wearing a tuxedo.
Naruto screamed and jumped onto Nigel, clinging to him like he was the only thing to hang on to, to stop him from a very long drop. "He can go toe to toe with the Six Paths of Pain," Nigel muttered under his breath, "but he's scared of a bag of bones with an afro." "What," Naruto asked. "Nothing," Nigel said, rolling his eyes and pushing the button. [2]
The next dimension…
The next place they came to looked like a kitchen/locker room. "Where are we," Naruto asked. "My guess," Nigel said, pointing out a window to their right, "in what is known as a plane." The view out the large window was of a landscape, from a height, and moving faster than anything Naruto had ever seen. Sitting in front of the window was a small, bald kid, and a huge guy with long red hair.
"How much time do we have, Mammoth," the bald kid asked. "About two minutes, Gizmo," the big guy called Mammoth said. "ha, plenty of time," Gizmo said, happily. Mammoth held up a box, whose contents were glowing. "Hope we don't blow this whole thing in our faces," Mammoth said, looking at the box, "we're defiantly dead if we do." "We're here," Gizmo said, pulling back on something. The landscape started to slow down, and get closer, as the window began to head for an old, stone castle.
They landed on a long stretch of the castle, then got up. After making sure that they wouldn't find the bubble, Nigel and Naruto watched them open a door and get out. "Let's follow them, Nigel said, "I want to know what they're up to." Naruto nodded in agreement.
The two of them followed Mammoth and Gizmo, and watched as they reached an archway. Suddenly, a giant, hairy, beast stepped out. It was still covered in shadows, but Naruto could see that it was pointing at his wrist. The thing growled at Mammoth and Gizmo.
"Sorry, Beast boy," Mammoth said, causing Nigel's eyes to widen, "we've got it." As Mammoth opened the box, Nigel grabbed Naruto and pulled him closer to see. The box was the kind of box you keep a ring in; and right now, it held a glowing green and purple diamond ring, shaped like a yin and yang symbol.
The beast smiled, and, thanks to the ring's glow, Naruto could now see that the beast had green fur, and was wearing a black tux that looked like it was made for it. It smiled and gave Mammoth and Gizmo a pair of bow ties.
After putting the ties on, they followed the beast through a door. Looking through the door, Nigel and Naruto saw a large room, filled with long seats. At their end of the room, stood the beast, Mammoth, Gizmo, and a few other weird looking people, including a brain in a jar on a dark looking podium.
"Oh, I get it," Nigel said, "this is a wedding." No sooner did he say it, then did a curtain at the other side of the room get pulled back, reveling a woman (at least, that's what Naruto guessed) with long, wavy black tentacles, wearing a wedding dress, as black as cloudy night. A veil covered her face, but four glowing red eyes could be seen thought it.
"She's… a sight to behold," Gizmo said, as the woman put a tentacle up to where her mouth would be, and blew a kiss. "You are such a lucky beast," Mammoth said, putting a hand on the beast's shoulder. "No offence, but I'm not really fond of weddings," Nigel said, pressing a button, "so, we're leaving." [3]
The next dimension…
The next place they popped up was dark, creepy, and looked like it belonged to a mad scientist. Turning around, Nigel and Naruto saw Orochimaru and Kabuto working on something at a nearby table. (A/N: See, belongs to a mad scientist.)
"YOU," Naruto said, and stormed over. "Whoa boy," Nigel said, walking over and holding Naruto back, "alternate universe, remember? I bet this isn't the same time as your dimension. It happens. Beside, isn't he dead where you came from?"
It was this comment that stopped Naruto long enough to have Nigel convince him not to do anything too rash… at least for now. "Finally," Orochimaru said, putting his tools down, "I have finished them." Naruto and looked down at the table. Sitting on the table was a pair of white bracelets.
"But Lord Orochimaru," Kabuto said, "what about the fact they are designed to explode after the user dies?" "These are merely a prototype," Orochimaru said, "besides, it hardly matters. Once I put them on, they will be irremovable. And I will be as powerful as a god… no, I WILL be a god!"
Just then, the wall behind them exploded, and four ANBU jumped though. "That's what you think," said the one that was clearly the leader. "So foolish," Orochimaru said, reaching for the table, "thinking you can challenge me to…" Orochimaru stopped. He turned to look at the table. "They're gone," he said, looking at the spot where the bracelets had been.
"Huh," Naruto said, "wonder where they went." There was a clicking sound, and suddenly, Naruto's wrists hurt like someone had stabbed flaming spikes into open wounds on them. "Sorry," Nigel said, getting the device ready, "didn't think it would hurt." Naruto looked at his wrists. Clamped down on them, now colored half red, half blue, were the bracelets Orochimaru had made. [4]
The next dimension…
"You put these things on me," Naruto said, after he had regained enough of his strength, holding up his wrists. "What did you want me to do," Nigel said, "leave them for Orochimaru to use? Besides, it's like I said when we met; I'm a thief."
"Then why didn't you put them on," Naruto asked, standing up. "I'm a thief, but I'm not completely heartless," Nigel said, helping him up, "I only steal what falls under the category of things I want, and things that don't hurt others. In fact, I only stole that dog prize as a souvenir, since I didn't have any money."
"Oh really," Naruto said. "Yea," Nigel said, looking around. They were back in Konoha, but from the age of the team 7 walking through the gate, waving at team 8, it looked like it was some time in the past. "In fact," Nigel continued, "I even had a chance to steal a time machine in the first world I showed you." "So why didn't you," Naruto asked.
Suddenly, there was a flash off to the right. Nigel and Naruto turned to see a 16 year old Naruto and Kiba standing next to the twelve year old team 7. "Hold on," the other 16 year old Naruto said, "we're from the future. We came to warn you that Orochimaru is planning to…" Suddenly, there was another flash, and a second 16 year old Naruto and Kiba was standing behind the first. "Stop," the second 16 year old Naruto said to the first 16 year old Naruto, (A/N: you know, that's too long. I'm just going to call them Naruto-16 and Kiba-16 for now.) "We're here from your future. We came to stop you from telling them about…" just then, there was another flash. A third Naruto-16 and Kiba-16 came into view. "Oh, right," Kiba said, "we already did this."
"Stop," said a fourth Naruto-16 and Kiba-16 pair. "Who are you," the 3rd Naruto-16 asked. "We're from the future," 4th Naruto-16 said. "So are we,"3rd Naruto-16 said. "No," 4th Naruto-16 said, "We're the further future. We came to warn you." At the blank look on 3rd Naruto-16's face, 4th Naruto-16 pointed at 2nd Naruto-16 and said, "What they do is really damage free. It's what you two do, in stopping them, that ruins everything." With another flash, a 5th Naruto and Kiba-16 arrived. "Stop, we're from the further, further future," they said, before pointing at 3rd Naruto-16, "what you two do, eventually works out; it's what you two," they point at 4th Naruto-16 and Kiba-16, "that destroys everything."
Then a 6th Naruto-16 and Kiba-16 showed up; the a 7th, and an 8th, and so on and so forth. Soon, there were like 50 Naruto-16's and 50 Kiba-16's (and one Sai that got lost looking for the bathroom); all of them trying to talk at once.
Then, after three minutes of this, one of the Naruto-16's got up on the roof of the registry shed and shouted, "EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP!" all the Naruto-16's and Kiba-16's stopped talking. "This is complete bull crap," the Naruto-16 said, "I can't even follow what's going on anymore, and I don't think you guys can either. I think we should make it easy, and just put it to a vote. Who thinks we should tell everyone about Orochimaru kidnapping Sasuke?"
"What," Kakashi said as the crowd began to raise hands. The Naruto-16 on the shed counted, and then said, "Aright, 51. Who says 'yes to let Sasuke get kidnapped'?" Some of the crowd raised their hands. The Naruto-16 counted again before saying, "Alright, 48. Sasuke with Orochimaru wins." "WHAT," shouted the 12 year old Sakura, "how can you just say that?" "Majority vote," the Naruto-16 said. "Wait," Sasuke said, "shouldn't the votes make an even number? Why is the total an odd number?" "Oh, yea," one of the Kiba-16's said, "my Naruto's dead."
"What," the Naruto-16 on the shed said, "why?" "I don't know," the Kiba-16 said, "when we got here, his head was cut off." "But if he's dead," the Naruto-16 said, "then… why aren't I… never mind; just, never mind."
"Uh…" the twelve year old Naruto said, just as confused as everyone else. "Alright," the Naruto-16 on the roof said, "everyone, go back to your own time. Don't tell anyone Orochimaru's invasion plan; don't tell your younger self about Hinata's crush on you, or your parents. Just go home, and STAY THERE!"
All the Naruto-16's and Kiba-16's shrugged, then each took out a round dish, stepped onto it, and disappeared. "Finally," the last Naruto-16 said, getting off the roof, "now, we're going to do what should have been done in the first place." Then he took out a metal plate, grabbed his Kiba-16, stepped on the plate, and they disappeared.
"To answer your question," Nigel said, "I thought something like that would happen." Then he pushed the button on the device. [5]
The next dimension…
Now they were in a tight space, another Naruto lying on the ground at their feet. The second Naruto began to moan and open his eyes. Then, quietly, the Naruto at their feet got up and looked in front of him. Standing in front all three of them was Sasuke. Sitting on the seats next to him were four other people, all of whom Nigel recognized.
They were all talking about some old mission. "Sasuke," the second Naruto said, annoyed, "what happened?" "Sorry Naruto," Sasuke said, "I needed you for an important mission." "Does SHINOBI know about this," the second Naruto asked. Sasuke just stood there. "So, you've gone rogue with a group of crazy weirdoes," Naruto said, receiving insults from the other four in the plane, "to just up and kidnapped me, your own partner, and all for what?"
"Do you know why my nickname is 'Sasuke the sixth'," Sasuke asked. "Because you're the sixth guy named Sasuke in your family," Naruto said, like it was obvious. "Close, but no," Sasuke told him, "It's because I'm the sixth most deadliest person in the world." Sasuke held his hand out to the others, and said, "Meet two through five."
Naruto turned around and looked at the other four. Sasuke pointed to a girl with red hair and red eyes. "Ms. Karin Five," Sasuke said, and then pointed to a man with silver hair and glasses. "Kabuto la Dos," he said. "Jugo the third," pointing to a tall guy with orange hair. "And Suigetsu 'IV' Hozuk." Sasuke pointed at the last person, a guy with pure white hair, purple eyes, and pointy teeth. "IV is the roman numeral of four," Suigetsu said. "Um, yea," the second Naruto said, "I got that." "I didn't," the Naruto next to Nigel said.
"So," the second Naruto said, turning to look at Sasuke, "where's the most deadly man?" "Orochimaru the first," Sasuke said, "we're on our way to him now." "And we're on our way, period," Nigel said, pushing a button on the device. [6]
The next dimension…
Now Naruto and Nigel found themselves in front of a pair of large doors, which served as a gate for the grounds in front of them. "Why was Sasuke taking me to see Orochimaru," Naruto asked. "It's an alternate dimension," Nigel said, "It could have been any number of things."
Just then, a red headed girl with hazel eyes and a long ponytail, wearing green skirts and a blue coat over a light blue sweatshirt came over to the gate. She had white shoes, black fingerless gloves, and a grey bracelet on her right wrist.
"Man," she said, "I can't believe I actually found it. And what was with this map Ken made?" the girl signed and walked up to the gate. "Oh well," she said, "I'm here now; I'd better get it over with." Then she pushed. And then she put both hands on the gate and pushed with all her might. "What's with this gate," the girl said, her voice straining, "it's like it's made of lead."
Just then, someone appeared behind the girl, put his finger on the gate, and the door flew open. "Whoa," Nigel said, "he's ether real strong, or she's real weak." "Well now," the man said, "what business do you have here?" "Business," the girl said, terrified, "no business sir. I was just… just leaving!"
The girl shot up and ran. She didn't make it five feet from the gate before she ran into someone. "I'm so sorry," she said, before realizing the person she ran into was the same man that had opened the gate. "What… how… when…" the girl stuttered, looking from where the man was, to where the man had been.
Now that he was out of the shadows, and in the moonlight, Naruto and Nigel could clearly see the man, which made him look less scary. He was about average in height and wore a tight blue kimono, which showed that he had a well built figure. He also had wrist-guards and strings around his hands like a pair of fingerless gloves. He also had shaggy brown hair and brown eyes.
"Judging from your face," the man said, "I don't think you would be able to handle the answer. My name is Kenichi Shirahama, by the way." "Are you a master," the girl asked. "I wouldn't say master," the man called Kenichi said, "just lucky. I haven't lost in a fight for a few years now." The girl smiled, like this news excited her. Then she got up and bowed.
"Hello sir," she said, "my name is Mika Cho. I'm a friend of Ken's, and I was told that I could learn Chinese kempo here." "Well, you're very polite," Kenichi said, "I like that in a person. Come, I'll take you to see our Chinese kempo master."
"Come on," Nigel said, grabbing Naruto's arm and pulling him to follow Kenichi and Mika, "let's see what her master will be like." Kenichi, Mika, Naruto, and Nigel walk inside a little ways before they hear the sound of someone hitting a punching bag. Mika turned to see a buff man with long blue hair done up in a ponytail and a scruffy goatee. He was wearing boxing shorts and had his hands and ankles bandaged up.
"Who is that monster," Mika said, shaking. "That's our underground boxing master, Takeda Ikki," Kenichi said, "only 38, believe it or not." Takeda knocked the punching bag into the sky, and then began to punch the air, wreaking anything in front of his fists. "ALRIGHT," Kenichi shouted, "THAT'S ENOUGH TAKEDA!"
Kenichi sighed, then continued walking. "Sorry about that," he said, "Takeda's a tournament fighter, and it's been a while since someone new watched him fight." Mika didn't seem to be listening. She was looking though a crack in a door. Looking as well, Naruto and Nigel saw a woman with dark skin, and a big large rack, holding a wooden staff. She was wearing a red jacket, with a grey sweatshirt, blue gloves, black pants, and had a pendant that looked like an eye. Surrounding her were swords pointing up.
"Nice," Naruto said, "She's hot." Then the woman's staff became a blur for a second, and all the swords around her snapped in half. "Cool," Nigel said, "she's fast." "I know you are there," the woman said, calmly. Nigel and Naruto looked at one another.
"Nijima," the woman said, "you can't hide from me; or my staff!" then she punched her staff though the floor and a man with really pointy ears, wearing an army suit with a black cape, shot up out of the ground.
"Why so rough, Freda," the man named Nijima said, "I was just practicing my sneaking skills." "That doesn't explain the camera function on the PDA you have," Freda said, pointing to Nijima's hand. "Wha… what do you mean," Nijima said, hiding something behind his back. Freda began to launch a volley of attacks from her staff. Nijima dodged every one, moving at speeds almost unheard of.
The attack stopped when Kenichi caught the one that almost hit Mika. "Really you two," he said, as Mika fell back in shock, "be more careful; we have a guest." "Reeeeeally," Nijima said. "Yes, really," Kenichi said, before turning to Mika, "sorry about that."
"Hey," Mika said, after they began walking again, "what marshal art does that guy study?" "Nijima," Kenichi said, "none. He is, however, a tactical expert, with amazing running speed. He also helps provide money for the dojo, so we have to put up with him."
"Him, really," Mika said. Then she stopped. Following her gaze, Naruto and Nigel saw two more people, facing each other like they were going to fight to the death. One was another well endowed woman with blond hair, a purple leotard, and a red coat. The other wore a red coat, a blue hat, battle worn black pants with one leg cut off, and had shaggy brown hair.
Mika stared at the blond woman, like she had deer legs growing out of her head like horns. Then, she looked down at her own C-cup chest. "No," Kenichi said, "this place doesn't have a cup-size requirement." Mika stared at Kenichi like he had just sprouted fingers where his hair was.
"Lucky her," Nigel said, pointing to Mika's chest. "And no," Kenichi said, "I didn't just read your mind; it's just a trick I learned from one of my masters. And, for the record, the both of them over there are women, in case you haven't already noticed."
Naruto, Nigel, and Mika looked closer, and saw that he was right. The one in the hat had been harder to tell because she was facing away from them. Suddenly, the two women began to fight. "Whoa," Nigel said, "they're… strong."
Mika just watched as the two women duked it out. "By the way," Kenichi said, taking Mika's arm, "the one with blond hair is my wife, Miu Shirahama." "Lucky," Naruto said as he and Nigel continued to follow them. "And the other," Kenichi continued, "is Kisara Nanjo, Ukita's fiancé."
Kenichi pointed to a man who was sitting nearby and watching the fight. He was big, but not in a fat sense. And he wore sun glasses and a judo outfit. Crawling around him were two boys and one girl, presumably his kids.
They kept walking. "Now," Kenichi said, "I'm going to introduce you to the Chinese kenpo master you wanted to see. I've got to warn you, though; he's a bit… difficult." Then they walked into a room with five straw dummies standing in a circle, with a blond man sitting in the center.
The man was a tall fair-skinned person with dark blue eyes, spiky, yet wavy, ear-length blond hair, a well-defined muscular frame, and a diagonal scar next to his left eye, like someone had tried to cut his head in half. He wore a dark hood and cloak with arm bands, leather boots, and leather gloves with pentagrams sewn into them.
"No way," he said, after Kenichi explained who Mika was and why she was here. He stared at Kenichi, and a dark aura seemed to pulsate from him. "I've told you before," the man said, "I won't take disciples." "Told you," Kenichi whispered to Mika.
"Besides," the man said, waving his hands like he was loosening them, "it's just a bad idea. Think about it kid." Then the man got into a loose stance. Then, his arms blurred out for a second, and the straw dolls seemed to cut themselves and then exploded. "I guarantee she wouldn't live a week, under my teaching," he said, standing normally. 'So cool,' Nigel thought.
"Really," Mika said, fear in her voice, "well, I can see he doesn't want to teach, so I'll just go." Mika quickly made for a door. However, when she opened it, standing there were two different people with eyes that glowed like headlights.
The one in front had long silver hair, and wore a dark brown coat, and a brown hat with a feather on his head. The other was at least one and a half times the size of a normal man, and seemed to be almost twice as fat as Choji. He had short brown hair, a half crescent scar under his left eye, and wore a grey robe, with kanji written on either side of it.
Mika fainted the second she saw the two of them. "oh my," the silver haired one said, "Who is this?" "Ugh," the man in the hood said, "did she really come here to train?" "I almost feel sorry for her," Nigel said. Just then, a boy with shaggy brown hair, wearing a dark blue jumpsuit with a matching hoody, ran in and knelt down to Mika. "Mika," he said, sounding very concerned, "Mika?"
Mika shot up, looking into the boy's face. "Ken," she said, surprise in her voice, "what are you doing here? Never mind, we've got to get out; this place is scary!" "This place," the boy named Ken said, sounding a little hurt, "is my home. You see, Kenichi is…" "…his father," Kenichi finished. Mika looked at the two in shock. "Awkward," Naruto says. "You know," Nigel comments, "now that he mentions it, they do look a lot alike." Then Nigel pushes the button. [7]
Next dimension…
The next place they pop up looked like a normal room, with a fat guy in it. Then a tall man walks in. "hey, Shirai," the tall guy says, "I'm back." "Hey Haitani," the man named Shirai says, "You won't believe what happened while you were away…" "Me first," Haitani said, "I think I've fallen in love." "Really," Shirai said. "Yea," Haitani told him, "she's amazing. She's kind and understanding. Thanks to her, I even got laid… ok, so she was asleep for that, but still…"
"Well, that's amazing," Shirai said, "but have I got a story for you. Keitaro was told that, as a man, he can't really own the Hinata house; so he was told to either give the deed to one of the girls, or have the house shut down. But he took a third option. So now, our friend, Keitaro Urashima, is now a woman!" "Say what," Naruto said. "You're kidding," Haitani said in shock. "Nope," Shirai said, "total sex change." "Shut up; haha. Suck on that, girls," Haitani joked. "Yea," Shirai said, laughing, "they're not settling well with this."
"Is he… er, she, still here," Haitani asked, "I want to see." "No," Shirai said, "he and Naru had a fight; now he's staying at the Sakura Hotel Ikebukuroin Tokyo." "Oh, damn," Haitani said, "I was just there last night." "Really," Shirai said. "Oh boy," Nigel said, "I know where this is going."
"Hey," Haitani said, "maybe I saw him and didn't know." "Oh, you'd know," Shirai told him, "he still looks a little like Keitaro. But, I don't know, maybe." "How does he look as a woman," Haitani asked. "you know, not half bad," Shirai said, "not someone you'd look twice at if you knew they were once a guy, but other than that…" "That must be one tough road ahead," Haitani said, "I mean, is he really going to stay a woman?" "Yea," Shirai said, "I'm amazed at his commitment to him, but still… the only thing I'm not certain on is the name he chose." "What is it," Haitani asked, "is it, like, Keita, or Kira?" "No," Shirai said, "Akata."
Haitani's eyes bulged. He opened his mouth, then closed it. Then he opened it again and started gagging, like he was choking. And then, he closed his mouth, opened it back up, and threw up for almost thirdly-five seconds. When he finally stopped, he gasped for air, and then screamed like someone shoved a flaming poker up his ass.
"OH MY GOD," Shirai shouted, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?" "THAT'S WHO I HAD SEX WITH," Haitani shouted. "WHAT," Naruto and Shirai both shouted. "Knew it," Nigel whispered. "THAT'S WHO I HAD SEX WITH AT THE SAKURA HOTEL IKEBUKURO," Haitani shouted. "OH GOD," Shirai shouted, "WHY?" "I DIDN'T KNOW," Haitani shouted, "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HIM!" Shirai screamed; then Haitani screamed; then Naruto screamed because of how freaky this all was. Nigel screamed too, but only for a laugh (and as to not be left out). "HOW DID THIS HAPPEN," Haitani shout when he was done screaming, "WHEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS, YOU TELL YOUR FRIENDS; THAT'S HOW IT WORKS!" "WE HAVEN'T HUNG OUT MUCH ANYMORE," Shirai shouted, "THAT'S PROBABLY WHY!" "I think we should give him some time," Nigel said, pushing the button as Haitani ran off to clean himself up. [8]
Next dimension…
The next place they arrived looked like a small village that had been through a big massacre. "Whoa," Nigel said, "what happened here?" "Dear god," a voice said behind them, "brother, what have you done?"
"Sasuke," Naruto said, turning to see Sasuke himself, wearing armor, and riding on the back of a black horse; an army on horseback behind him. Next to him, was a man, riding on the only white horse, also wearing armor. From what could be seen of his face, he wore an eye-patch over his left eye. Next to the man with the eye-patch was a young woman in armor, who also had an eye-patch, along with long white hair flowing out of her helmet. Her horse was brown, but was so dark, it didn't matter.
"Once more," the man with the eye-patch said, "we arrive only in time to see this beast's aftermath. I will tolerate this no longer, Sasuke. Your brother must be stopped. It will end tonight." He then turned to Sasuke. "Is it still here," he asked. "Yes," Sasuke said, looking quite ticked at the 'it' comment. "Good," the man said. "We must burn them before they turn," the girl said. "Right," the man said, then turned to his followers, "half of you, search the woods; the others, burn the body's. Leave no trace. Sasuke, you will stay with me."
"Slade," Sasuke said, stopping the man with the eye-patch, "he must not be killed." "I gave you my word, did I not," the man, presumably Slade, said, "but Naruto must be stopped, no matter what." Then Slade, Sasuke and the others rode off.
"I… did this," Naruto said in shock. "For the last time, alternate dimension," Nigel said, "I mean, look; this dimension's Sasuke doesn't want you killed. Who knows why the you of the world did all this damage. It may not even be you; you're just taking the blame."
Suddenly, something burst out from the wall of one of the houses. "Their turning," someone shouted out. Suddenly, all the people who seemed to have been dead began to transform into hairy beasts. "This is not good," Nigel said, grabbing Naruto and backing up, "this is definitely not good."
Nigel and Naruto ran though the village, trying not to be seen or felt by anyone or anything as the dog like beasts tried to kill the army. Soon, they found themselves next to Sasuke and Slade. "Retreat to the woods," Slade told Sasuke. "I will stay and fight," Sasuke said, "You need my help." "I need you alive more," Slade said, "if you die, we'll all die! Now go…GO!"
Sasuke begrudgingly rode off, and no sooner was he gone, than did another man ride foreword. "We found him," the man said to Slade. "And," Slade asked. "Let's just say, we need more men," the man said. "Find Rose," Slade said. The man nodded and left.
"Come on," Naruto said, grabbing Nigel and following the man. "Hey," Nigel said, pulling his arm away, yet still following, "for the record, I don't like being touched on my left side. Grab my right next time." Naruto and Nigel ran after the man, but soon lose him. "Hey," Nigel said as he and Naruto looked around, "isn't that Sasuke?"
Naruto looked over to see that Sasuke was indeed standing nearby. He soon, however, rode off. "Sasuke," Naruto said, running after him. "Naruto," Nigel said, running after Naruto. It wasn't long before Nigel caught up to Naruto.
They both soon noticed that Sasuke was following the others somewhere. Then they heard the roaring. "What is that," Naruto asked as they ran. "If I had to guess," Nigel said, "you… this dimension's you, not you you." "Boy this gets confusing," Naruto said. "Tell me about it," Nigel told him, then held his hand out, "I think we're near it… er, you. Whatever."
When they looked into the clearing, they saw something that made their eyes widen. It was a human sized version of the nine tailed fox in Naruto. The people around it had succeeded in tying it down, with chains going though one of its arms, and all nine of its tails.
"Stop," Sasuke shout, running to try and help the fox, "stop this; you're killing him!" "More," the woman with long white hair shouted, ignoring Sasuke entirely. One of the men fired an arrow with a chain attacked at the fox, and hit him in the wrist. Another hit fired, and his arrow went through the beast's leg.
The fox flailed, causing some of the men holding him to be sent flying. Then, one of the men dropped his bow and ran to help the one that had shot the thing in the leg. With their combined strength, the beast fall in a howl of pain as its leg broke.
"Naruto," Sasuke said in a whisper that almost carried. "THAT'S ME," Naruto shouted. "Ow," Nigel said, covering his ear, "uh, yea, guess so." "Sasuke," Slade shouted, taking off his helmet as he came out of the woods. Naruto noted that, like the girl, he had hair as white as the snow around them. "He was not to be harmed," Sasuke said, angrily. "You only said, you did not want him dead," Slade told him, somewhat smugly, "you said nothing about harmed."
"Place him in my charge as we agreed," Sasuke said, "or you will pay for your deceit." "And you," Slade said, his anger rising, "will learn your place. You sympathy for this creature is foolish at best. Your brother is entirely beyond any control. Things will be done my way." "You know full well the price if you kill me," Sasuke said, "or Naruto." "If so much as speak his name again," Slade said, "you will have chosen that path for him, regardless of the consequences."
Sasuke looked around, seeing all the bow and arrow pointed at them. "What is thy will, master," Sasuke said, putting so much venom in the last word, it was surprising that no one was poisoned. "Imprisonment," Slade said, "for all eternity; far, far away, from you!"
"You know," Nigel said, getting the devise ready, "it's interesting to see Sasuke trying to save you for once." "I guess," Naruto said. "I mean," Nigel told him, "compared to how you two usually act…" "What," Naruto interrupted, "how do we both act?" "You know," Nigel said, "deep down, you're a really empathetic kind of guy, and Sasuke is, well, just plain selfish." "Hey," Naruto said, "…wait, what's empathetic mean?" "It means that you feel empathy," Nigel said, "that you feel understand the emotions of other in your heart." "Oh," Naruto said,"…ookay." And then Nigel pushed the button on device, and they were gone. [9]
As you can probably see from number four, this is really a Naruto AU (in every sense of the word). This should also help you with the ideas to give me for future dimensions. I am still waiting for you guys to post them, after all. Warning, in the next chapter, things are going to get complicated. Oh, and remember, you can use anything in here you like as a fanfiction story to post yourself; I just would like that you ask first.
[1]-just there to explain how Nigel knows what he knows without the device.
[2]-One Piece, when the Strawhat pirates met Brook.
[3]-a 'Teen Titans' AU, based off a fanfic I once read. In where, instead of saving the Doom Patrol and the Titans, Beast boy goes to stop the Brain. (I only read the first few chapters, so this may not happen.)
[4]-put there just to give the story a twist.
[5]-based off of Family Guy's 'Back to the Pilot' episode.
[6]-preview for my possible upcoming fanfic, 'Generator Naruto' (based off Generator Rex).
[7]-possible future for the world of Kenichi: the Mightiest disciple. (Only read to chapter 450, so if some things are off, don't nag me.)
[8]-'Love Hina' AU, based off of Family Guy's 'Quagmire's Dad' episode.
[9]-Underworld 2: Evolution; Teen Titans/Naruto version (loosely based off a deviantart drawing I once saw).
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