Chapter 11
"Ah, Sessh what are you up to?" Kagome asked her smirking mate.
"You called me a pervy dog didn't you? And I do recall reminding you that I am your pervy dog."
"I, I was just kidding" she stammered.
"Fear not my little mate I assure you my intentions are purely honorable."
"Gulp, s, said the Letcher to the virgin just before he deflowered, and impregnated her" Kagome wisecracked.
"Yes but I was the virgin, and you were the Letcher who stole my flower" he teased to drive her nuts.
"Hah, you dirty lying dog" the irate miko replied.
"Dirty maybe, lying no" was his answer just before he swooped down picked up and carried her off.
"Inu's are such horny bastards" Toshi joked.
"Thing is I wonder who will kill who?" Kenshin jested.
"Maybe it will be a tide and they'll kill each other, we will know for sure if they are not seen for a couple of days" Sora said.
"** when they send someone to check on them it is not going to be me, I have no wish to die by Sesshoumaru's hand should he still be alive" Toshi stated.
In the dungeon
"Hey Koto you know we have to keep our cool and play all angelic till those two dicks let us out of here right?" Inuyasha asked.
"Yup, once we're out I vote little brothers kill big brothers' hehehe"
"You are one sick dog, your my new bestest friend" Inuyasha joked "But whatever you do man don't mess with Kagome, she looks deadly"
"Inuyasha my new friend, what are you smiling so evilly?"
"I just came up with an idea, the perfect way to bust lord fluffys balls"
"Uh oh"
"Yes and it's epic, hehehe" Inuyasha exclaimed "And besides Sessh did promise us females, if we were real horny we'd be sitting here dying from boners"
The deadly duo was released from the dungeon, both acted as if nothing had happened, Sesshoumaru, and Kagome were seated on a bench in the garden. Suddenly Sesshoumaru felt a breeze, then saw only a red streak passing by, even though his mate had just been snatched he remained calm he knew what was coming. Gasps were heard from Toshi, Kenji and the other guards, they could not believe the nerve of the young lord stealing his brothers mate right in front of him
"My lord I will take a group of men with me and retrieve your mate immediately" Toshi said
"No need, little brother has no idea what he is in for" Sesshoumaru answered
"But lord Sesshoumaru are you not going to pursue them, she is your mate?" Kenshin asked
"No I am not. But I do think we should follow them and watch the fun"
"Now you're talking" Kurama said "See you there boys" he exclaimed just before he flew off
"Show off" Sesshoumaru said, then he and the others followed
With Inuyasha, and Kagome
Draped over Inuyasha's shoulder Kagome remained calm while tapping her claws against his back "Ah dear brother in-law you can put me down now"
"Not yet wench" Inuyasha replied
"Really" she thought "Are you sure, don't you think you should put me down now?
"Not to worry wench I am not going to hurt you" Inuyasha replied
"How nice of you" she wisecracked "Stubborn ** I can see he needs a little incentive. Oh what the hell it has been a slow day" she thought
"Yeooooooow" echoed throughout the forest, Sesshoumaru, Toshi, and Kurama all cringed as their sensitive ears picked up the sound
"Ah music to my ears" Sesshoumaru exclaimed
"Damn, ow, ow wench ow stop" Inuyasha shrieked as Kagome continued jabbing his butt with her claws "Ouuuuuch, can we please stop the violence?" ooow" he screamed then swiftly dropped her
"Thanks for the ride big bro" she teased
"Ah crap" he whined when she turned into her dog form wearing the most evil doggy smile he'd ever seen in his life "Uh oh, oh I am so screwed"
"Woof, woof" Kagome responded as she closed in on the backing away hanyou
"Lord Sesshoumaru you heard that I presume? Toshi teased
"Indeed I did it seems my mate has had her first transformation into dog form"
"Hehehe, this is going to be good" Kenshin said
"I am about to have my fondest wish come true" Kurama said "I just knew he'd be dumb enough to screw with her"
"No, no, no you can't" Inuyasha whined, all he received was a bark "Pretty please, I promise I'll be a good dog and never mess with you again?"
As the group approached more shrieking was heard from fleeing hanyou, all suddenly went eerily quiet, then a victory howl was heard. And the men saw a hilarious sight there stood a beautiful female inu wearing Sesshoumaru's markings, with being held up by and wearing nothing but his fundoshi looking defeated Inuyasha hanging from Kagome's fangs. She was wearing the evilest doggie grin in history. Inuyasha had his hands cupped over his manhood as is it were bare and he were hiding it from sight
"Logic is panics prey fool" Sesshoumaru told him
"What happened is someone's little pee, pee feeling cold" Kurama ragged
"Hey it isn't little, flea bag" Inuyasha bit
"Prove it, give us a look" Toshi teased
"You first dill weed, bet there's nothing there" Inuyasha retorted
Suddenly Kagome with her captured prey still being held in her fangs bolted in the direction of the river "Bath time" Sesshoumaru said "Must reward mate later for this exciting day" he thought
It was all so fast before Inuyasha hadn't had chance to realize what was coming it "Eeeeeeeee" he shrieked as he was unceremoniously dropped into the ice cold water "Damn she devil" he whined
Kagome doggy laughed, in a flash She was mounted by in his dog form Sesshoumaru who was holding her neck in his fangs, he formed his cloud and flew off "Well nothing like a celebratory hump" Kurama joked
"Oh great, isn't that freaking peachy I get my clothes ripped off, dropped in ice cold water, and lord stick in ** gets laid" Inuyasha complained, the other men laughed their asses off
next day
"Hehehe, this is going to be good, Koto you evil bastard" Inuyasha praised his cohort in crime
After he washed his body and hair Kurama soaked in the indoor hot spring for a while relaxing and enjoying the heat, when he felt he had had enough he got out of the water, dried his body then wrapped his long curly hair up, then quickly dressed. Fully clothed Kurama left the bathing room and returned to the main area of the house, there he saw the two criminals Inuyasha, and Koto calmly sitting there as if waiting for something
"Hello boys behaving, are we?" Kurama asked
"Yes boss" both teased, without another word Kurama left
"Wait till he takes the towel off" Koto said
"Hehehe, I can't freaking wait" Inuyasha replied
"I'm going to go take my bath now"
"Hell might as well take mine to, it's going to be a while before he discovers it. then we'll be nice and clean for the show" Inuyasha said
The two conspirators bathed, soaked for a while, left the water, dried their bodies, and hair, then quickly got dressed, they exited the bathing room with wide smiles on their faces. The two casually strolled into the front room where the rest were gathered, Inuyasha, and koto sat down, Kurama unwrapped his head Inuyasha, and Koto's eyes went wide, Kurama just calmly grinned, the other's there were chomping at the bit waiting for the bomb to drop
"New look for you boys? Kurama asked
"What, what are you talking about? Koto, and Inuyasha asked in unison
"You do not know then I suggest you look in the koi pond and see your reflection"
The two did as instructed, then twin screams were heard, both were wearing beautiful long flowing pink hair "B, but" Koto stammered
"Yes little brother but indeed" wondering how? I simply switched my bating items that you so nicely spiked with yours, and might I say you two dirty dogs look lovely in pink?" Kurama teased
"You suck, why I couldn't be an only child?" Koto complained
"I hate you, you Sesshoumaru sound alike bastard" Inuyasha whined mocking Kurama's formal way of speaking
"You fools started this, I simply played along" said Kurama.
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