The Hanyou Orphan, part 1
Sesshoumaru
"Inuyasha is learning the true meaning of the increased urges of a pregnant female inu I thrill as I hear yet another shriek tear from dear little brothers chest. the relentlessly practical joke playing fool started a prank war with my miko and all I and the others could do was sit back watch and enjoy, and this is how it all began"
"Sessh I'm starving" Kagome said
"What would you like?
"Kagsy want deer meat" she teased
"Kagsy will get chicken instead" he said with a serious face but was teasing
"Sesshoumaru Taisho so help me if you try to replace my deer meat with chicken you will be a dead dog because I will hunt you down and kill you"
"Hey Kenshin bet he's dead before the pups arrive" Koto joked
"Koto you are one deranged dog, you know it?" Toshi spoke
"And a suicidal one if Sesshoumaru sama hears you you'll be dead in under a minute" Grinning Kenshin told him
"Relax mate I merely jest I am capable of joking to" Sesshoumaru said
"Okay, but Sessh I am so hungry these two little monsters are driving me nuts I'm only two months pregnant and it's like I am six months along" Kagome replied
"Yes mate but remember one month of youkai pregnancy equals three human months"
"That does it your never getting any again" Kagome said
"Somebody's log is going to fall off" Inuyasha wisecracked
"Ouch" wiseass Koto whispered to his friends
"Now that's deadly, if nothing else kills a big strong fierce inu male that'll do it" Toshi commented
"Well then sad to say mate I will have to take a second mate" Sesshoumaru said to bug her knowing that inu's were like wolves and mated for life "Like females we males have needs to" he was loving the look on her face
"Cough, oh my gods" Toshi, Koto, Inuyasha, and Kenshin exclaimed
"Damn Sessh is as twisted as the wench, hehehe" Inuyasha said
"Do and die" Kagome promised "The second you show up with some wench she'll be dead before she can draw her next breath"
Then Sesshoumaru did something he rarely if never did, something his men had never seen done before smiled evilly "Oh no some, somebody's going to die" Koto stuttered
"Crap, gods damn lord fluffy sm, smiled" Inuyasha stammered "Oh man we are so dead"
"I hope it isn't me" Toshi said "I am too young to die, I do not even have a mate yet"
"Oh relax you cowards" Kenshin said
"Hehehehe" Sesshoumaru laughed, Koto, Kenshin, and Toshi and the eyes of all there widened and at the same time they gasped
"What the hell are you laughing at, you rat?" Kagome bit "Maybe I should cut your happy stick off to keep you from wandering"
"Gotcha" Sesshoumaru replied
"I'm going to kill you, funny hah, I'll show ya funny?" she said and proceeded to chase her fleeing mate
"Oh she loves me, it's just like the good old days when she used to chase me" Sesshoumaru teased
"Why you" Kagome said "Get back here you dirty dog"
"No you will have to catch this dog" he replied
with Inuyasha
Sesshoumaru satisfied and very happy after getting his chase went out hunted and returned with bribery for his murderous mate a nice big fat juicy deer. Seeing that Kagome forgot her reason for fury pounced on Sesshoumaru kissed his face while thanking him. Inuyasha also itching for a piece of the kill using his claws nicely sliced it into pieces saving Kagome's favorite part for her a leg. done with her mate mouthwatering she went looking for the meat, Inuyasha handed her the leg licking her lips she took it and sunk her fangs then went still and quiet, her eyes turned red and a murderous look covered her angelic face
"Oh shi" Toshi started to say
"One dead hanyou coming up pronto" Koto joked
"Well boys I'll go dig the grave it's the least I can do" Kenshin said
"Inuyasha Taishooooo" Kagome bellowed after removing her fangs from her meat dropped it and began flexing her elongated claws
"Gulp, bye wench" he exclaimed and ran and was pursued by a murderous miko
"What the hell stupid thing did he do? asked Toshi
"Sugared her meat" Sesshoumaru answered after sniffing it
"Sacrilege" Koto said
"Yes I would definitely kill him for that, lord or not" Kenshin added
"Well gentlemen we can now address him as lord dead dog" smirking Sesshoumaru exclaimed
All ears perked up while hearts thrilled hearing "Yeeeeeeeow, damn it ow wench claws ow, ow claws" Inuyasha shrieked "Nooooooo"
"Hehehe" Sesshoumaru laughed and the others along with him "Maybe she will indulge herself in some dog meat"
"Ow, ow Kagome I I'm sorry ouch gods damn it woman give me ow a second to speak" Inuyasha whined "Pretty please I will ow be a good dog, pretty please with a big juicy steak and a bone ouch on top?"
"Die that'll be apology enough" Kagome replied
After three merciless hours of playing chase and trounce the hanyou Kagome returned dragging a slim log behind her with Inuyasha hog tied to it. When all there looked they saw that he was covered from head to toe with honey with pleading eyes he looked at the others who were straining to keep a straight face for help. No longer able to hold back they broke out laughing receiving a death glare from said hanyou who mentally vowed vengeance
"There ya go boys honed hanyou eat up" Smirking Kagome said
"What? Inuyasha shrieked "You, you honey me and now you want to feed me to them"
"I'll take a leg" licking his lips Koto teased
"I hear the thigh meat is the best" Toshi added
"You know boys they say the rump roast is exceptionally tender" Kenshin said
"Ooo butt meat, Kenshin you freak" Koto ragged
"I'd share with you but then it would be like cannibal incest where we are brothers" Sesshoumaru added "Enjoy your meal men"
"Gods damn it my own brother" Inuyasha griped "You low life traitorous **" he started but was cut off
"Language little brother" Sesshoumaru teased
The torment went on for about an hour which ended with Kagome pouring extremely strong sickeningly sweet perfume and triple strength demon sake mixed dog weed the demon version of reefer into bath water then untying and dropping Inuyasha in. His eyes were glazed over ears drooping and an almost dizzy look covered his beautiful, then a drunken state conquered him and the hilarity began
"Oh I am a drunken hanyou don't you know for you I'm going to put on a show" he sang "Show a little flesh is what they say even though I dance my ** of for the ingrates night and day" he continued while sliding his haori down over his shoulders "Oh I move it to the left then to the right and if you bastards tip me good I will dance all night" he sang while dancing and stripping
"Take it off, take it all off" smartass Koto ragged
"Put a little hip and ** into it honey" Toshi teased
"What's it look like I'm doing numb nuts" Inuyasha drunkenly scolded "Now shut up your killing the mood, mood killer"
"Hey we ought to get him drunk more often" Kenshin said
"Yes he is fun indeed" Sesshoumaru said
"Hm, dog weed mixed with demon sake must remember to use that mix more often" Kagome said "She took in a mouth full
Sesshoumaru felt a tap on his shoulder, he turned to see who it was and came face to face with his wickedly smiling mate he was about to ask what she wanted but before he could her lips were tightly locked onto his. When he opened his mouth to allow her tongue entry simultaneously he found his head tilted back and held to her in a gentle but vice like grip and the dog weed demon sake going down his throat. Within seconds it hit him like a ton of bricks he was the mellowest fun loving taiyouki in the west, but there was another effect she did not know this combination caused he picked her up and threw her over his shoulder
Drunkenly and playfully he said "Sesshy horny now, very horny" and took off they were not seen for three days.
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