"Oh, kehvin, why can't I be with you! I love you!" the TV said. "Because, Suzan…I just…I just don't see you that way."

"Just give me a chance! Please!" the woman on the TV clung to the man.

"I'm sorry…I'm in love someone else." The man admitted and Dib gasped.

Zim and Gaz groaned, they were about to explode. Dib was making them watch re-runs on the drama channel, for fun. Gir was sitting, totally zoned out.

"Dib, if you don't change the channel in less than a millisecond than I will personally throw you into space!" Zim said through clutched teeth.

"I'm going to kill you VERY soon." Gaz muttered with pure and utter dookey hatred.

Dib laughed at the two, they were so different yet so similar. "Common guys! Aren't you just DYING to find out who Kehvin loves?" he pretended to be excited.

Gaz was about to get up when Zim screamed in horror.

"GAH! WHAT IS THAT!" he pointed to the TV dramatically. Gaz and Dib, both curious about what Zim was freaking out about, looked to see that the girl had kissed the guy and soon they will be making out.

Dib's face went bright red as he tried to find the remote but Gaz waved it in the air with a demonic smile on her face.

"SWEET MOTHER OF IRK! WHY ARE THEY EATING EACH OTHER'S FACES LIKE THAT!" Zim continued to scream.

"Yeah Dib, why are they doing that?" Gaz mocked. She knew damn well what and why they were doing that but revenge was so sweet.

Dib flustered. "How am I supposed know! It's a show! Change the channel so Zim will shut up!"

"THE PAIN! MAKE IT STOP!" Zim yelled dramatically. Gaz rolled her eyes and changed the channel to something darker themed.

Zim finally calmed down and looked at Dib, who was trying to ignore the other.

"What was…that…that thing they did?" he asked normally now.

Dib groaned, figures whenever he tried to have fun it always backfired. "It's just kissing Zim."

"Kissing…" Zim said making a thoughtful face. "Looks painful…tell me Dib-thing, have you ever…kissed?" Zim asked curiously, not knowing the embarrassment the question held.

Gaz burst out laughing which scared Zim. Dib face-palmed and his face went red again. He muttered a no and Gaz laughed even harder, leaving Zim to sit there clueless.

"You never did it either Gaz!" Dib yelled in his defense.

Gaz controlled her giggles and spat back "I don't have my enemies asking if I had." Zim didn't understand what was going on and he did not like not knowing what's going on.

"Explain to Zim what's so funny, hmm!" he said in suspicion.

"It's nothing Zim, Gaz is just being stupid!" he said sticking his tongue childishly at his younger sister. Gaz grunted and focused on the TV.

Zim crossed his arms over his chest and huffed. For some reason he couldn't get the image of kissing out of his mind, he had seen something similar being done on the cheek but not on the lips, then the kiss seemed to progress! It was fascinating but apparently not a good subject to talk about? Dib seemed to have gone red over the topic.

"Well if no one will tell Zim anything then Zim will just leave." He said in a snooty voice, got up and headed to the stairs.

"Where are you going?" Dib asked. Zim shrugged his tiny shoulders.

"Somewhere." He said then went up the stairs. Dib felt uneasy with that answer so he followed the alien.

Zim was poking his head into the bathroom and Dib gave him a weird look. Then the alien looked at the pictures on the wall. He saw a picture of Dib and Gaz has babies.

"Hmm. Dib, your head is still big…and the Gaz-human is kinda cute as a baby." He mused.

"NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" Said human growled from downstairs.

Zim processed to go to Gaz's room but Dib pulled him away.

"You don't wanna do that." Dib said.

Zim raised an eyebrow. "Why not?"

"Curiosity killed the kitten." Dib said cautiously. That was all Zim needed to move onto Dib's room. He went in and looked around. Dib followed the alien and thought it was cute of Zim to wonder around.

"You're not mad about the 'kiss' thing are you?" Dib asked, he didn't want any fights happening. Zim began it fiddle with things he found to be weird in the room.

"Nope." Zim said in an 'I'm just trying to hide my anger inside' voice. It was obvious to Dib that Zim was mad or maybe upset about the kissing thing. Dib sat down on his bed and sighed. Might as well tell him what it is. Dib sighed in his head.

"It's a thing humans do when they, um like each other." Dib said casually. Zim turned his head to look at the human, Dib could see the curiosity shining in his fake indigo eyes. Even Zim's fake eyes looked nice.

"Like…affection?" Zim asked. Dib nodded, happy that Zim got it.

"So why was that horrid human laughing at Zim?" Zim asked as he went to sit on the human's bed beside him.

"She was laughing at me…because, you know, I never kissed anyone before…" Dib said and he felt his face go hot.

Zim nodded and took in the human's expression. "Why does the Dib go red like that?"

"Uh…I'm blushing I guess…" Dib said in totally embarrassment. Why am I so shy all of a sudden! It's only Zim.

Again Zim nodded and fiddled with his claws. "Well, Zim has never kissed anyone…"

Dib's eyes went wide for a second. "I wouldn't think you would…you're grossed out by humans and stuff…"

Zim stared at the human, thinking that the boy had a point but something bugged the tiny irken.

"What If Zim wanted to kiss the Dib?" Zim asked and the question made his squeedliyspooch burn, but an oddly good burn.

Dib's eyes were the size as dinner plates as he looked at Zim's face. It held no lies, Zim really wanted to kiss him. Dib's heart rate skyrocketed and his chest felt heavy. His first kiss, with Zim, his enemy! That was wrong beyond reason. But the look on the green boy's face was so…alluring.

Dib couldn't even form words; he felt like he was chocking and his entire body was on fire. He wanted to say something but nothing would come out so he leaned in.

Zim watched the human lean in and slowly closed his eyes, so Zim did the same. In no time, their lips connected and sparks flew for them both. Zim's squeedilyspooch threatened to explode in happiness as Dib swore he was going to throw up his heart due to overwhelming joy.

Unfortunately, the kiss had to end and Dib pulled away. They slowly opened their eyes and then stared into each other's eyes in bewilderment. Both of their heart organs beat hard against their chest.

Zim, being the greedy irken he was, wanted another one.

"One more time." He tried to be demanding but his voice was soft from the sensation he'd just experienced. Dib smirked and his heart beat even faster as he leaned in again.

The connection was no different from the last one, it felt amazing. Like nothing Zim has ever felt and something Dib had secretly longed for. Dib had an urge to deepen the kiss but 1) he didn't know how Zim would react and 2) wouldn't it burn the alien?

They broke apart and Dib smiled like a goof.

"I never ever thought my first kiss would be with you…" he said but it didn't sound sour at all.

Zim looked at the human. "Will Zim get more of these kisses?" he asked innocently. Dib was a little thrown off by the questioned but smiled.

"Sure, Zim, as many as you want."

Zim squealed but then coughed awkwardly. "Good." He tried to sound a bit manlier.

Dib chuckled then remember about the cookie dough. "The cookie dough should be ready now." He said, getting up and heading out his bedroom door. Zim followed the human and they went to the kitchen to finally bake the cookies.