Time to introduce Poland!
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I heard a knock on my door so I asked America to go answer it. I turned the TV down a bit lower to hear if there would be conversation.
"Natasha, there's a package for you." I got up and went to the door to see a huge long crate in front on my door. There was a piece of paper on the front so I took it off and read.
Dear Natasha,
You were our 100th customer! So we sent you a Poland robot! We stuffed some artificial memories in him so he wouldn't think your a stranger! Have fun!
Hetalia Inc.
I stuffed the paper in my pocket then took the manual on the front and read how to open him. Screw these! I went into my closet to get a hammer and told America to open it for me.
"Alright." He opened the box with ease and out came Poland saying,"Thank you! That cramped up box was totally making me suffocate!" I giggled at his valley girl accent. It was hilarious.
He was wearing regular clothes that I would probably wear. He was wearing capri's, yellow sandals, a yellow blouse and a jean jacket. There's Poland for you, crossdresser.
"Natasha, darling, I haven't seen you since, like, totally forever!" He said as he came up to hug me. I gave a 'what the crapola?' face but I awkwardly hugged him back.
"Natasha, you know Poland?" America questioned to me.
I sweatdropped,"Yeah, we kinda do." I felt horible lying to him but, it was for his own good.
Poland let go of me and he went to my couch and picked up my TV remote and he changed the channel to MTV where he watched Teen Mom.
What the hell was I supposed to do with Poland? I took my phone out of my pocket and called Cinnamon.
"Hello?" She answered.
"Dude! They sent me Poland!" I yelled into the phone.
"So? He'll be just like another BFF." She said as if it were obvious.
"Fine." I said as I hung up. I turned to America. "Can you take...Poland to McDonalds? I have some errands to do."
"Sure. Come on shorty!" He said.
"Go with Alfred, Poland." I said. He got up and did so. Wow was this awkward.
I sat down on ym couch as soon as they left and thought,"What the hell am I supposed to do with POLAND? Like totally?"