A/N Thank you so much for all the reviews, alerts, and favorites. I am so glad you guys are loving these one shots this one is still fluffy and I believe is a classic Chuck and Blair chapter. I actually could see this in an episode kind of sort of. I think it's fun and is a take on something I previously mentioned in one of the previous one shots in this Fan-Fic. Remember to Read and Review. Also If you guys have any requests or prompts for a one shot you would like to see in here please feel free to leave your idea in a review or DM I am willing to take them into account.

Chapter 4: A Walk Down Fifth

"Blair be reasonable and get in," Her husband calmly pleaded with her from the rolled down window of his slowly moving limousine.

"You're telling me to be reasonable," She turned around on the sidewalk to face him, "that's funny I pretty sure you have that backwards," She nearly shouted.

"I'm sorry that I don't want you near people that can endanger our unborn child," He nearly shouted back at her.

"I am walking to Serena's and there is nothing you can do about," She snorted as she resumed waddling down Fifth Avenue.

"You know I can stop the limo and force you in here," he reminded her, "I mean it's not like you can really make it that far," he smirked watching his pregnant wife who was 7 months along try to walk in her 5 inch Dior heels that barely fit her due to her swollen feet which he knew better to never mention.

"BASS," She huffed, "you should know better then to tease your pregnant wife who is carrying your spawn," She nearly screamed.

"Blair can you please get in the limo seriously I am second away from jumping and carrying you into this vehicle," He said amused.

"You wouldn't," She said confidently.

"You know I would," He challenged her.

Blair just turned back around and continued to waddle down the busy avenue. Before she could even register what was happening she was being lifted off the ground and carried into the limo.

"CHUCK BASS PUT ME DOWN!" She screamed.

"No" He said simply as he got both of them into the limo.

"I hate you," She spat.

"No you don't. Actually I think you think I'm being rather charming and cute," he smirked and she just rolled her eyes.

"No I don't think it's cute that you have been keeping me captive in our own penthouse for a week and that you will not allow me to see Serena, Nate or any of our parents your keeping me prisoner!" She said loudly.

"I'm doing what is best for our family," He insisted.

"Chuck I am about this close to leaving you and taking you for every penny you have," She said still annoyed.

"I'm okay with that," He chuckled.

"Really? Because I think you rather go on a detox then wear a suit from JcPenny," She challenged him.

"If it means keeping my child out of the hands of the incapable," He simply responded.

"So your saying our parents are incapable of being around their grandchild even Rufus who was always there for his kids and Cyrus who has nothing but love and warmth in his heart ? There just all incapable to be around our child whom by the way isn't even born yet," She said calmly trying to point out how irrational he was being.

"They failed the class therefore none of them should be around you until they pass," He stated.

"I married a moron," She rolled her eyes.

"No you married a very charming, rich, loving, caring man who is doing what is best," He said as he tried taking her hand in his.

"You are so irritating," She huffed as she moved her hand away from his.

"Well what if we can come to a compromise?" He asked sweetly.

"And what are you suggesting?" She asked a little bit intrigued.

"How about we Skype with them so that way they are not endangering you and our child and you can still see them," He said with a smile as if he was being completely reasonable.

"You can't be serious," she huffed.

"It's the only option," he reminded her.

"No it's not there is always the option of me just sneaking out of the penthouse and paying Arthur off," She smiled wickedly.

"Really and how well did that plan work out for you the past three times you tried sneaking out?" He asked really amused.

"You're a traitor Arthur," Blair shouted through the barrier to Chuck's way too loyal driver, "and how did you find me this time? You were at work and I dismissed Dorota, and I snuck past Arthur. So Bass are you falling back into your stalker ways," She asked annoyed.

"On the contrary my dear wife looks like Dorota also doesn't care for our incompetent friends and is just as protective over you as I am," He smiled.

"You paid her off," Blair said in frustration, "I want a divorce."

"Again, no you don't " He laughed.

"No I don't but you have been keeping me hostage," She said finally trying to take her way too tight and painful heels off.

"Let me help you," He said as he lifted her feet up and took her shoes off.

"Take me home," She finally gave in.

"That's where were heading," He said still smiling.

Blair took out her phone and dialed.

"Dorota I need you to come home…. Yes right now… Yes he found me," She rolled her eyes and Chuck let out a chuckle as she continued to talk to her loyal (not so loyal) maid. "Well remember that special gift I bought for Chuck well I need you to find the box …Chuck will be getting his special present tonight… I know Dorota… yes that will be all," She said as she hung up the phone and smiled lovingly at her husband who now suddenly looked very concerned.

"I know that look Mrs. Bass" He said anxiously.

"What look?" She said innocently as she batted her long eyelashes.

"That look," He exclaimed.

"I don't know what you talking about ," She continued to play innocent.

They remained silent for the rest of the car ride home.

"Oh Dorota," Blair called out as she walked at of the elevator with her husband holding her shoes and purse walking nervously behind her anticipating what his wife had in store for him.

"Yes Miss Blair," Dorota came scrambling into the foyer of the Bass penthouse.

"Did you locate the package?" Blair asked.

"Yes Miss Blair it right over there," Dorota pointed at the big box sitting a top the table they had in the foyer area.

"Thanks Dorota," Blair nodded with a smile before turning around to her skeptical looking husband. "Now would you mind taking that box and bringing it into the living room I would say I would carry it but you know I am 7 months pregnant with your child and we all know how over protective you are," She said before waddling towards the living room where she plopped down on a big comfy couch.

Chuck nodded and dropped her shoes and bag on the table and picked up the big box and followed his wife.

"Now Chuck," Blair started looking more amused, "I think you should open your present now."

Chuck stared at her in disbelief after all it was maybe 15 minutes ago she was yelling at him from the sidewalk. "What's are angle?" He asked as he began to try and open the big box.

"Angle? Can't a loving wife buy her loving, faithful, overprotective husband a very thoughtful gift," She said in a very pleasant soft voice.

"I think you forgetting who you are talking to," He said amused, "and I know that my wife doesn't buy me gifts when she is royally annoyed with me in fact she has been known to punish me," he said as he finally opened the box.

"No this is very thoughtful I promise," Blair swore as she watched her husband look into the box with a now very confused expression.

"What is this?" He said taking out a big black vest that had padding for a breast and belly.

"This is an empathy belly in other words I bought you a prostatic breast and belly and for someone who prides themselves on knowing the female anatomy so well I'm really quite shocked you couldn't figure that out," She said with a big smile on her face.

"I know what it is Blair I mean why did you buy it?" he asked confused.

"Well it's obviously not for me since I am already pregnant I wonder who it could be for," She smirked.

"Blair now your not be reasonable," He protested when he realized she was going to be make him wear the pregnancy stimulator.

"Oh but dear husband you must. After all you have kept me cooped up in isolation from the only people I care about besides you are all about the hands on experience I mean you are the man who sperminated me and convinced me to go through with a natural child birth. Are you now not willing to experience the joys of being pregnant?" She said mockingly.

"I...I…I mean…" Chuck couldn't say anything.

"I mean after all your child has been pressing up on my bladder making go to the bathroom every five minutes, making it hard for me to breath, Swollen ankles and fingers and your not willing to get that hand on experience. If I am to follow your rules you have to follow mine and if you want me staying put until our family and friends pass this ridiculous baby training course you have enrolled them in you better believe that I making you where that contraption," She said pleased with herself knowing she would be winning this argument in a matter of seconds.

"Fine," He said grumpily as he passed her the instructions.

"Oh and Bass," She said happily, "If you expect me to stay away from our friends until they pass this course of yours you are to be staying home with me because we don't know how long it will actually take them to pass and I have been quite lonely," She smiled and he nodded as he began putting the empathy belly on.

It was an hour later and Blair sat comfortably on the couch with her laptop set on the coffee table.

"B! you look amazing your positively glowing" Serena squealed via skype at finally seeing her best friend.

" Thank you Serena and I really don't know how many more times I can apologize for your step brother's behavior," Blair said with giggle.

"It's Chuck," Nate said as he took a seat next to Serena.

"Speaking of which where is that over protective psychotic husband of yours," Serena said curiously, "I mean if he isn't around come sneak out so we can hang."

"Nice try," They heard a grumpy sounding Chuck say, "it's not going to happen." Blair began laughing as she looked at her husband who was sitting next to her away from the view of their best friends.

"Were not mad at you Chuck we just think you lost your damn mind so you it's okay if join our conversation," Nate said.

"I would prefer not to thank you very much," Chuck, said still off to the side.

"Oh I think that's a great idea and besides they really can't kill you via Skype," Blair said with a big bright smile.

"Blair," Chuck warned her but before he could do anything she pushed the laptop further back so that their two blonde friends could get a perfect view of her husband.

"Oh…My… God," Both Nate and Serena gasped instantly covering their mouths with their hands in pure shock.

"See he is right here," Blair smiled at him which only made him frown more.

"Are you wearing a prostatic belly bump?" Serena asked not knowing what to call it.

"No it's an empathy belly my wife thinks that this is the best way for me to experience what she is going through," giving his step sister and best friend a lame excuse.

"Oh in other words this is Blair getting back at you for keeping her away from us," Serena laughed.

"No," Chuck tried to defend, "okay yes," he finally admitted.

"Dude are you wearing one of Blair's shirts?" Nate asked as he burst out in a fit of laughter.

"NO," Chuck tried to cover up the fact he was indeed wearing one of his wife's maternity shirts.

"Oh yes he is I bought that with Blair several weeks ago back when I was still allowed to be around her," Serena said hysterically laughing while revealing the absolute lie he was telling.

"Neither of you breathe a word of this or must I remind you both that I have a file full of dirty little secrets that you wouldn't want anyone to find out about" Chuck said getting angry as he shut the computer.

"Chuck," Blair whined.

"You made your point," he stated flatly.

"Have I?" Blair questioned him.

"Yes!" He exclaimed.

"Good. Now can you honestly tell me that you trust those two with a baby yet alone our baby?" Chuck finally asked her.

"Of course," She said unconvincingly.

"Really?" he said with raised eyebrows, "So if lets say we had to go out for an hour or two you would trust them to take care of our precious little baby?" He pressed her.

"No of course not there not even the first people I would call to watch our child. Dorota is higher on the list then those two," Blair blurted out.

"I knew it," He laughed.

"Don't let it get to your head your still being extremely ridiculous about it," Blair still pointed out.

"That may be so but my heart is in the right place," He said as he attempted to move from the couch and kiss his wife but was struggling with the added weight the empathy belly put on him.

"That's true," Blair smiled as she scooted over to kiss her husband, "I think it's time you take that silly thing off. You look stupid in that thing and it's a little bit off putting," Blair started to laugh.

"While I do love this shirt I much prefer you wearing it the me though I do prefer you wearing nothing at all," He smiled as he began taking the belly off.

"You perv," She shot at him.

"Agh," he sighed as he finally freed himself and could breath more easily, "you wouldn't have it any other way," He smiled as he finally was able to give his wife the kiss he was meaning to give her.

"Mmm," Blair hummed.

"How about we order some dinner," He mumbled into her ear.

"Yes I'm famished," Blair nodded.

"I'm craving…" Chuck began to joke.

"Very funny I'm in the mood for some Italian, the usual," She said as she got up and waddled towards the bathroom.

Chuck just nodded and took out his phone to place their order.

A/N: I hope you guys liked this one don't forget to review and leave me some prompts that I may use for some of the upcoming one shots. Thanks again.