I just HAD to!
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I watched from the back of the room, unnoticed, as America and Japan played the PS3. America selected a game that Japan inserted and the screen went black. It was loading. Then the screen came to a moaning girl as she was being raped from behind by an octopus. the graphics were very anime like and detailed. You could practically feel the pleasure and mind losing she was feeling. Then as she was just about to...erm...release her essence, the game went to the main screen.
"What the hell?" I whispered to myself. I wasn't going to put up with this so, I took my phone out of my pocket and wirelessly conected it to the PS3. I selected to turn off the game from my phone screen. The screen turned off and America and Japan questioned it.
"Busted." I said as I approached the couch. I looked down at the people on the couch to also see Poland.
"Alright, Japan, go home with your game. Poland, go into the timeout chair and America, let's have a little chit chat in my room." I said as I made a motion with my finger for him to 'Come the fuck over here now, you're in big trouble.'
Alfred followed me into my room and Poland went into the spare empty closet (if it weren't for the wooden chair in there) to sit in the time out chair, otherwise known as the 'Emo chair.'
I slammed open the door to my bedroom and sat down on the foot of the bed.
"Right here." I said in a stern voice as America sat down where my finger was pointing; on the floor by my feet.
"Why? Just why?" I questioned him to start off. He looked at me with...a puppy dog face. (France: Stop releasing sexual tension! America: I'm sorry that was very immature of me. *remember that face?*)
"I'm sorry. I'm a guy. I have urges." He said as he looked down. Oh I would've let him off of the hook if it weren't for that last sentence.
"Alfred, honey, what am I to you?" I asked in a motherly voice. He looked up into my eyes and said,"Your my girlfriend." My heart fluttered at this and I almost blushed but, now wasn't the time to do that.
"Right, and these urges plus me equals?" I started hoping he would get where I was going.
"Sex?" He smirked but, still asked. I smiled, now he was getting it.
"Yes, sex. If you have urges, don't use no damned video game! If you love me...then you use me." I said as I crossed my arms. I then got up. "I have to get to class now." I took my bag and left the house. Leaving Alfred still sitting there with a little...problem down there.
And leaving Poland in the emo chair until I got back from school in a few hours.
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