The second installment of Plots Of Randomness! And true to the name things completely stupid and retarded happen here. And in this chapter we are introduced to our dear friend - the Fruit-loop! :D *no applause or crickets* LOL, people must really hate you Vladdie.

Vlad: Well, soon people will recognize my genius when I -

Yeah, yeah NO ONE CARES FRUIT-LOOP! xD

Disclaimer: I wish I did. But I don't -.-

To: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

From: Vlad Masters, supremeoverlord

May I reassure you Daniel?

I will win this war.

Sincerely, Vlad M.

To: Vlad Masters, supremeoverlord

From: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

Let me tell you something Fruit-loop.

I am Danny freaking Fenton, aka Danny Phantom. Hero to Amity Park and I've kicked your butt about a thousand billion times even though you've been a half-ghost for twenty years with a load of practice; I still could kick your butt to Texas. And you're a weirdo in your forties living all by yourself in some huge freaking mansion and are in dire need of a cat.

There's also the fact that your overrated idea to kill my dad, marry my mom and make me your evil little half-ghost son (which will never happen FYI).

And you're all alone by yourself when I've got friends and a life. So tell me Vlad. Do you really think that you are going to win this spam war when you're all alone without friends and are a lonely bitter guy with gray hair in a ponytail?

I don't think so.

-Danny

To: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

From: Vlad Masters, supremeoverlord

…I will have my revenge.

Sincerely Vlad M.

To: Vlad Masters, supremeoverlord

From: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

Just get a cat already.

-Danny

To: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

Mind telling me why Vlad looks like he was about to kill you at the speech today?

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21

From: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

Let's just say I gave him from friendly advice. It's a halfa thing. You wouldn't understand. ;)

-Danny

To: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

Somehow, I'm sure that you mentioned the cat idea. You didn't tell him, right? You did know that Tucker and I were kidding when we dared you to tell him that…

Right?

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21

From: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

Of course I knew and I didn't tell him the cat thing.

-Danny

To: Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

He told him. Get your bags ready. I'll be there in five.

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21

From: Tucker Foley, toofine

WHAT? He told him? I knew that we shouldn't have messed around with him the other day! I told you he'd tell!

-Foley Out

To: Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

I didn't freaking know that Danny was actually was stupid enough to tell him! *glares*

Vlad smart enough to realize that WE put that idea in his head! He's so going to come after us! Get your stuff ready for a month in the Bahamas.

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21

From: Tucker Foley, toofine

This is DANNY we're talking about! OF COURSE he'd tell! I thought you freaking KNEW that! You're his girlfriend for after all! You're supposed to know all these unimportant things and no else cares about!

And what about Danny? Wouldn't he notice that we're gone?

-Foley Out

To: Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

I. AM. NOT. HIS. GIRLFRIEND.

And forget about Danny! I'm too mad at him for now! He can survive without us for four weeks!

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21

From: Tucker Foley, toofine

Clueless...

Cut it to two and half weeks. It's for all our sanity. Who knows what Danny could do in all that time without us *shudders*

-Foley Out

To: Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

Just leave it alone already!

And fine. Two and half weeks. I'm outside. Don't you dare bring an entire bag just full of electronics or else I swear I will leave them ALL at the airport.

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21

From: Tucker Foley, toofine

DON'T HAVE TIME, HE'S COMING! MY PDA'S PICKING UP HIS SIGNAL FROM THE TRACKING DEVICE WE PUT ON HIM!

-Foley Out

To: Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Sam Manson, gothchick21

HOLY SHIT. HURRY UP ALREADY. FORGET ABOUT THE ELECTRONICS. JUST GET OUT HERE!

-Sam

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21; Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

Hey guys, what are you doing today? Wanna come over and play Doomed?

-Danny

To: Sam Manson, gothchick21; Tucker Foley, toofine

From: Danny Fenton, ihatetoast

Uhh, guys?

-Danny

Poor little clueless Danny... xD LOL, I love messing with Vlad. It's fun.

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