Alchemist Ninja: Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(I leave this to Kishimoto Masashi), or any other character except my OC. Nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist(I leave this to Hiromu Arakawa.)
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think/Mindscape link.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
This is Namikaze Minato. For the next while, updating on both of my stories will be incredibly slow, because I never get a chance for my damn mother to be gone long enough to type a chapter up. I am starting this chapter at 5:00 PM CST 10/23/08 for reference. I am going to the Renaissance Festival on the 29th and the 30ith.
"I said to hold yourself up on the pillar of sand for four hours, but you were only able to hold it for three and a half hours! This is pathetic. I know you want to kill Inmetsu, so that Al, Winry, and I can get back to our own universe, but still. You need to get off of your laze ass and start training." Ed yelled at Naruto.
"I am only four, damnit. I don't have the stamina to do this for FOUR hours! Stupid ass." Naruto argued.
"That is a good point, kit. The only problem with your idea is that you are using all of my stamina..." Toumoku said.
"Shut up, Tou-chan." Naruto asked her.
"One, don't tell Tou-chan to shut up; and two, get back to your training. Let's do jutsu now, start with Katon:Goukakyu and try for an hour until you get it perfected or the time is up." Al instructed to Naruto, going into Drill Sargent mode.
"Oh mommy." Naruto murmered.
As Naruto cut the link between him and his 'conscience'(as Ed, Al, Winry, and Toumoku will be referred to as from now on...) he started the handsigns for Goukakyu, and as he finished them, he inhaled, made a circle using his thumb and forefinger, and exhaled through the same circle. He saw a tiny spark, and realised the BLARING reason that is wasn't working. The air is ignited when it passes through the fingers, not the mouth. He redid the handsigns, and repeated the process, except he added the chakra at his fingers, not his lungs. He had no idea how much chakra to add, and as the fire ball came out, he choked. The ball was twenty meters in radius. That means fourty meters across.
Unbeknowst to him, Kakashi was watching him in his ANBU gear, and his eyes widened for two reasons. One, the boy, Naruto, was able to even use the jutsu at the age of four. Two, the shere size of the fireball was freaking huge.
"Hey, Naruto, I sense someone watching you. Just call him Inu-san." Ed told him.
"Oi, Inu-san, you can come out. I know you are watching." Naruto called out into the trees.
Kakashi almost gagged, and fell out of the tree. This four year old just sensed that he was here. He was a goddamn ANBU captain, and this child sensed him like it was nothing. "Either I am getting rusty, or this child is something extremely special. Even for the Kyuubi's container."
"Ok, how does that make you feel?" Kakashi asked, making it seem like nothing.
"It makes me feel like you are a stalker. Are you Orochimaru in desguise? The damn pedophile..." Naruto said with a foxy grin.
"W...What the FUCK!" Kakashi sputtered out, "No, I am not Orochimaru. I am... Inu-san as you shall know me by. Let us go to the Hokage's office. I need to talk to him about you." He said lazily.
"Oh no. You aren't going to beat me like the villagers, are you?" Naruto asked, backing away, frightened.
"Is it really that bad for him? I guess I really did screw up something bad by leaving him by himself each time a mob broke out." "No, I am not going to hurt you, Naruto. I want to help you. And that jutsu you used, it is quite advanced for someone as young as you." Kakashi said, consoling Naruto's fears.
"Ok, lets go," Naruto said cheerily, but then asked, "Why were you hiding from me, though."
"I was trying to judge your abilities. It seems you are quite good at tracking." Kakashi made something up on the spot.
"Cool. Good to know I'm not doing shittily." Naruto responded. Kakashi just sweatdropped at his choice of language. Scene Change, Hokage's Office
"Oi, Hokage-jiji, I'm here!" Naruto yelled joiously.
Once again, Kakashi just sweatdropped, this time at Naruto's lack of respect for the Hokage.
"Oh, hello Naruto. What are you doing here? And, what is young Inu-san doing with you?" The Hokage asked.
"We are here to talk about Naruto, sir. I observed him using the Goukakyu. It was... large, also. I am talking about like, fourty meters in diameter kind of large." Kakashi reported.
Sarutobi just fell out of his chair. "Fourty meters? That is insane. Naruto is advancing extremely quickly."
"Inu-san, I want you to do two things. One, do a blood check on Naruto for Uchiha blood; and two, I want you to take him as your apprentice. No if's and's or but's." Sarutobi instructed Kakashi.
Kakashi was just blank for a few moments, then, "Huh?" was uttered.
"I didn't stutter, Inu. If you don't, you will be downsized to D-ranked missions for a year."
"Oh my god. You wouldn't?" Kakashi sputtered. Sarutobi just nodded that he would. Kakashi resided to the authority of the Hokage and asked, "If the blood test shows up positive?"
"If it shows up positive, he moves in with the Uchiha, and we tell him his heritage." Sarutobi said.
"I already know my heritage. The... Hokage-jiji, can you use a silencing jutsu?" Naruto started.
"Sure, Naruto-kun." Sarutobi said, uncertainly. He put up the silencing jutsu, and Naruto spoke again.
"I am the Yondaime's and Uzumaki Kushina's son. It is freaking obvious, really. I look exactly like the Yondaime, except for the whiskers, and I act exactly like Kushina. Do I really look that stupid?" Naruto spoke.
"Um... That is exactly correct, Naruto. So, does that mean you know about your inheritance?" Sarutobi sputtered.
"Yeah. I want my house and the money, please. Oh, and the rights to the library, the forbidden scroll, and the many other things mentioned in my inheritance. Like, right now, please." Naruto demanded.
"Um. Okay. Here is the bank account information, and this the address to the house. Bring this to the library to gain the rights, and here is the pass code to get to the forbidden scroll." Sarutobi said.
"What about the rest of the stuff?"
"You will get that later. When you turn chuunin."
"Muahahaha!" Naruto laughed manically.
"What the hell was with the laugh?" Kakashi asked.
"I dunno. I was bored." Naruto said.
"Okay..." Both Sarutobi and Kakashi said at the same time.
Scene Change, Village Library
"I rightfully own the rights to this library." Naruto said as he walked in.
"Go away, demon child." The library owner yelled.
"Shut up, Shoseki. My daddy owned the library, and his name was Namikaze Minato. Yeah, that is right. My dad was the Yondaime Hokage, so go and shut up. I have a letter signed by the acting Hokage that what I have said is true. Here ya go. If you don't believe me, go ask Sarutobi-jiji yourself. Now, let me check out all of the books on the Ninja Arts." Naruto said.
"Um... Okay, Naruto-kun. Just checking if you knew about that. I never did hate you. I just wanted you to become stronger against killing intent. I was a ninja at one period in time, and KI is one of the worst things you can experience. Seeing images of your own greusome death in front of your eyes, it is horrible. Go ahead and take all of the books you want." Shoseki said.
"Oh, cool. Can you use Killing Intent anymore? If you can, can you teach me?" Naruto asked, while taking all of the books currently checked in that have to do with the Ninja Arts.
"Yes, I can still use KI, but I won't teach you until you attend the academy." He responded.
"Awww, please? I am going to be taught about the Ninja Arts by Inu-san!" Naruto pleaded his case.
"You mean THE Inu-san? Like, has a porcelian dog mask Inu-san." He asked, eyes wide.
"Yes. He is freaking awesome." Naruto said.
"Yeah, he is freaking awesome. He is an ANBU captain. You are going to be in hell for the next how-ever-long it is that he is training you. Also, I guess it wouldn't hurt to teach you how to use KI. Just focus all of your desire to kill on one object, or release it outwardly in a random fashion." Shoseki instructed.
Naruto just focused all of the hate for the villagers, like when they gave him a fro in his sleep, outwardly. Shoseki started shuddering because of the massive amount of KI. He saw Orochimaru appear in front of him, and punch him in the stomach, causing him to keel over, then appearing behind him, and pulling his pants down. You can guess what happened after that... He yelled out, and Naruto lost his concentration.
"What happened, Shoseki-dono?" Naruto asked, concerned.
"N-nothing h-happened, N-Naruto-kun." Shoseki answered with a horrified voice.
"I guess I am going to go home now. See ya later, Shoseki-dono." Naruto said.
Scene Change, Naruto's House
"So, I channel my chakra into the paper to find out my elemental affinity. I guess I can try it." Naruto said, thinking it would be awesomely cool. He channeled the chakra into the paper, and it sliced itself in half. It wasn't done, though, as the top of one half was burnt, and the bottom of it got moist; the top of the other half crumpled up, and the bottom of it turned to dust.
"Wait... that means I have an affinity to all of the elements. What the..." Naruto started.
"Hell?" Kakashi finished for him.
"Holy shit! When did you get here?" Naruto yelled, pointing his finger at him.
"I was here the entire time. You are the number one most unpredictable person in the entire village. It seems you are 75 percent Uchiha. Your mother was half Uchiha, which is a surprise as she was from the Land of Waves; and your father was also half Uchiha. You are going to be moving in with the Uchiha. Get packed." Kakashi said.
At first Naruto was flabbergasted, but then it hit him. He was part Uchiha! He could have the Sharingan! "I am packed. I don't have anything to pack up." Naruto said, "Or more like I have everything packed in this scroll."
"Wait, you can make storage scrolls?" Kakashi asked.
"From the Hell to the Yeah!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Ok. That was weird. You really are the Number One Most Unpredictable person in the village. Storage Scrolls are WAY beyond your age group." Kakashi said.
"Alright, lets go to the Uchiha complex. Can I see what is behind your mask, Inu-ANBU-san?" Naruto asked.
"Nope, the identity behind the mask is a secret. If you really want to know, you would have to become an ANBU black ops." Kakashi explained, grinning behind the mask.
"Or maybe I will memorize your voice, and if I see you at a later time without the mask on and hear your voice, I will recognize you." Naruto voiced his theory.
"Go ahead and try, pibsqueak." Kakashi taunted, but then heard Naruto's footsteps stop.
In a low, demonic, deep voice, Naruto said slowly, "Don't. Ever. Call. Me. A. Pibsqueak," Before continuing walking.
Kakashi froze from the KI, but when he finally regained his voice, he said weakly, "Ok. Never again will I say the 'p word.' "
"Is this the place?" Naruto asked, amazed at the size of it.
"Yeah. This is the Great Uchiha Complex. That uchiwa(fan) on the gates is the Family Crest. C'mon, lets meet your cousin, Sasuke, and your other cousin, Itachi." Kakashi urged him on.
"Oh, is that Naruto-sama?" A random Uchiha yelled out as Naruto walked past him.
"Naruto-sama? Since when am I sama to ANYONE?" Naruto thought.
"It is Naruto-sama! Praise Kami-sama, Naruto-sama has joined us! Tell Fugaku-sama at once!" Another Uchiha yelled out.
"Stop calling me sama! I am just a four year old. I may be holding her back, but that is no reason to call me sama," Naruto yelled out, causing Kakashi to choke for two reasons. One, Naruto knew about the Kyuubi; and two, he called the Kyuubi a she.
"Umm, Naruto, the Kyuubi is a he." Kakashi deadpanned.
"Nah, Toumoku is a female, and one of the two other beings in my mind has a crush on her." Naruto whispered to Kakashi.
"Naruto. Your training is quintupled for saying that outloud." Al said.
"Damnit." Naruto groaned.
"What is wrong, Naruto?" Kakashi asked.
"Training quintupled. Training bad as it is. Quintuple equals dead tired Naruto. Please don't tell me your training is deadly, because I will die from exhaustion if it is. I have my own training, and if yours is exhaustive, I WILL die." Naruto said.
"Oh, please. The melodrama is killing me. It can't be that bad." Kakashi rolled his eyes.
"Right. Think what you want Inu-san. 600 pounds on each leg, and 300 on each arm and the waist PLUS a level 30 gravity seal isn't bad." Naruto explained, "That will be 3000 on each leg, 1500 on each arm and the waist PLUS level 150 gravity seal. Go ahead and laugh at me now, I dare you. Remember the Goukakyu I did earlier? I can use that on you." Naruto threatened.
"Why the Hell are you using that much weight? I only use half of what you are using right now. Including the gravity seal. Your current masters must be masochists." Kakashi said, wondering just WHO the Hell would put that much on a four year old.
"No, but they are Sadists." Naruto said.
"Make that Sextupled." Ed said.
"Oh Kami." Naruto groaned yet again.
"What now?" Kakashi asked.
"They upped it. Not quintupled anymore, sextupled." Naruto just complained.
They just continued walking through the complex, until they found the Head Building.
"Welcome Naruto-kun, Inu-san." Fugaku greeted them.
Naruto gulped at the appearance of his half-uncle.
This chapter was slightly shorter than the first, but that is because I was cut short on time. Hope you liked it. Please press the light blue button and leave a review. Or else.