Alchemist Ninja: Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(I leave this to Kishimoto Masashi), or any other character except my OC. Nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist(I leave this to Hiromu Arakawa.)
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think/Mindscape link.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
I am starting this chapter at 7:24 PM Oct. 30. Peace. BTW: SEXtupled means 'times six.'
"So, Uncle Fugaku, what are you up to?" Naruto asked Fugaku, trying to start conversation to break the deathly silence.
"Hn. I... have been having problems with Sasuke-kun. He is currently not able to perform Goukakyu. It is the 'Growing Up Right' for all Uchiha. I have heard that you are capable of using the Goukakyu. I would like to see your supposed 'Goukakyu.' " Fugaku replied with a serious face.
"So, does that mean that if I perform it, I will be acknoweledged as a grown up Uchiha? That would be freaking awesome." Naruto spat out.
Fugaku just chuckled at his nephews reasoning. "Yes, that is theoreoretically true. Though, if you are unable to perform it adequately, you will be subjected to training with Itachi-kun."
Naruto just gulped at that. He had heard of Itachi's reputation. Passing the Chuunin exams at age 10, Naruto spoke determined, "I will perform the Goukakyu without flaws, Dattebayo."
"You had better, otouto. If you don't, you will be tor-I mean training with me." Itachi said, appearing out of nowhere.
"So, you are the prodigial Itachi Uchiha?" Naruto asked.
"Yeah." He replied.
"So, otou-san, when will he be tested for Uchiha-ness?" Sasuke asked, walking in from the stairs.
"And you are?" Naruto asked.
"My name is Sasuke, what is your, niisan?" Sasuke asked.(He isn't a total ass, as the Sandaime hasn't ordered Itachi to kill the Clan yet.)
"I am Naruto. Nice to meet you." Naruto replied.
"Glad to meet you too." Sasuke returned.
"Let's do this!" Naruto yelled, referring to the test.
"Yes, let us." Fugaku said.
Scene Change, Uchiha Lake/Pier Thingy
"So, Naruto-kun, start with a few simple exercises to get the chakra pumping." Fugaku instructed.
At this command, Naruto started running laps, and flowing through handsigns. At no moments notice, he started running up a tree. Fugaku and Itachi's eyes widened.
"He can tree walk already." they both thought.
"I'm ready!" Naruto shouted out, zapping them back to reality.
"Alright, start your demonstration, Naruto-kun." Fugaku instructed, slightly unnerved at his display of control.
Naruto flipped through the handsigns that follow: 'Snake, Ram, Monkey, Boar, Horse, and Tiger', inhaled deeply, and exhaled adding chakra to the loop in his fingers. "Katon:Goukakyuno Jutsu!" Naruto yelled, igniting the highly flammable air coming from his mouth.
Fugaku and Itachi just started sweating at the display of power that Naruto just put on. The ball of fire was perfectly controlled, and freaking huge. Itachi just knew that the kid would surpass him some day.
"Good job, Naruto-kun. You are officially an Adult Uchiha. Would you like to teach Sasuke-kun how to use the Goukakyu? I'm sure that he could advance incredibly fast under your tutelage. Do you agree?" Fugaku asked.
Naruto thought this out for a few moments, and the nodded his head an affirmative, "Sure, I think my otouto could learn leagues under me, because I am totally awesome."
"Please shut up, anaki." Sasuke asked.
"Okey-dokey, otouto. I will help you with the whole Goukakyu thing, but that is it. HELP, not giving you step by step instructions." Naruto explained.
"I don't care. Just make me stronger, so that I can be better than Itachi-anaki." Sasuke said, wanting to best his oldest brother.
"Now, now. Don't be greedy and abusive of your power, or else I won't teach you jack squat." Naruto said.
"Of course. I was just kidding with you." Sasuke played innocent.
"The kid's full of it." Toumoku said.
"Of course he is. You think I didn't know that?" Naruto replied.
"No, I knew you did, I was just reinforcing the fact in your head." She returned.
"Fugaku-sama! Hiashi-sama is here to see you. He has brought Hinata-chan along to play with Sasuke-sama." A random Uchiha said while jogging along.
"Alright. Let's go and meet them, Sasuke-kun, Naruto-kun, Itachi-kun." Fugaku said.
"Who is this Hinata-chan that Uchiha-san spoke of?" Naruto asked.
"She is the heiress of the Hyuuga clan, and one of my best friends." Sasuke said.
"Ah, so is she our age?" Naruto asked.
"Duh." Sasuke replied.
"You want to start something?" Naruto accused.
"Yeah. You are so overbearing. I just wanna pummel that face in." Sasuke started the war of the four year olds.
"Bring it!" Naruto yelled before charging Sasuke. Of course this is just a friendly spar, but incase things got out of hand, Fugaku had some random Uchiha watch over the two. Nothing too serious could happen, right?
At that particular moment Hinata decided to anounce her presence, "Hi Sasuke-kun. Who is this?"
"This," Sasuke struggled, "Is. My. Anaki. Naruto."
"Hello, Naruto-kun." Hinata said cheerfully.
"Hi," Naruto also struggled, "Hinata. Chan."
At that moment, Naruto's shirt decided to be stupid and flap up, revealing his six pack abs. Hinata just blushed, and felt faint.
"No. I can't pass out now. But, he is so... hot." Hinata thought to herself.
"You got that right, Hinata. Just look at those abs. I bet they are really hard." Inner Hinata yelled.
"I can guess what else would be hard..." Hinata thought to her inner self.
"I guess I am rubbing off on you, ya perv." IH just said back.
"HAHA!" Hinata heard Naruto's victorious laugh. It seems Naruto has triumphed over Sasuke today.
"Shut up, anaki. You train yourself like a madman. I need to train like that. C'mon, please?" Sasuke asked, guinulinely.
"Yeah, I guess I could loan you some of my older weights." Naruto replied, staring at Hinata.
"Wow, she is beautiful." Naruto thought.
"Wow, you are beautiful." Naruto said aloud without noticing it, until Hinata turned 18 shades of red, making a tomato look like it was blue.
"D-did h-he j-just c-call me b-b-beautiful?" Hinata stuttered in her head. "M-must n-not p-pass o-out!" She demanded of herself.
Naruto was just silently cursing his tongue, while his conscience was laughing at him.
"Oh Kami. The look on your face is freaking hilarious!" Toumoku yelled.
"Sh- Please be quiet, Tou-chan." Naruto caught himself from saying 'shut up.'
"Yeah, and you are hot." Hinata just said, without any knowledge of her tongue even being there. When she saw Naruto's face go blank, she realised that that was spoken out-loud. In one swiift movement, she passed out, but Naruto caught her before she hit the floor.
"Ah, young love." The random Uchiha said from the sidelines.
"Shut up." Sasuke said, throwing a pencil at him. Wait, where the fuck did that pencil come from? Anyway.
Two Hours Later!
"Oi, Hinata-chan, wake the flip up!" Sasuke yelled.
"Shut it, otouto, she needs her sleep." Naruto and Itachi both said at the same time.
"Weird, we both said that at the same time." They did it again.
"Shut up!" "Copycat!" "Oogamafraga!" These were just some of the things that they yelled at the same time.
"Crackhead." Naruto said, finishing it.
"So, what is this?" Hiashi asked when he entered.
"I am Naruto Uzumaki Uchiha, and your daughter is pretty." Naruto intoduced himself.
"Really, now. What makes you think that you are worthy of her?" Hiashi asked, already knowing he was, as he and Naruto's dad were best friends.
"Well, one, I am already considered an Uchiha Adult as I can perform Goukakyu; two, I am the Yondaime's son; and three, you are really nice." Naruto tried to suck up on the last part, "Oh, and I will protect her until my dieing breath. Dattebayo."
"Approved if she approved you. I have to go, though. I will be seeing you later, Naruto, as I am one of your future tutors." Hiashi ended the chat. He picked Hinata up, and dashed off towards the Hyuuga Complex.
"Naru-kun." Hinata murmered in her sleep.
"Hm, You have a long life ahead of you, Hinata-chan. Naruto is just the person to be your soulmate, and it seems that I won the bet with Minato-kun. Sucker." Hiashi whispered.
I know you all hate me for the cliffy, but I have to add them to each chapter. I told one person that this chappy was a fast foreward to the Academy, but it seems I lied. Press the bluish button at the bottom left of your internet browser, type a review, and submit it. Good day. My shortest chapter for this story yet. It is basically a filler chapter.
-Namikaze Minato