Alchemist Ninja: Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(I leave this to Kishimoto Masashi), or any other character except my OC. Nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist(I leave this to Hiromu Arakawa.)
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think/Mindscape link.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
Rubius, who the hell is Rose?
Terrorpain, Sextupled is 'times six.'
Dragonman, Thanks for teh praise.
Sakina-chan, Read my other story, and you will find what will happen if you don't review.
This chapter is a fastforeward to the Academy. They are six, and just entering the Academy. We all know Naruto will be a badass with two years of being taught by many of the best. I am updating fairly quickly now adays, even with the hell that is school. In other news, my mother is a donky fucking bitch. I can't go and do ANY SHIT on Halloween, today when I write this, and I have to be at my school at Six o'clock in the Goddamn morning to go and do fucking Region Band in percussion. I will be there until SIX FUCKING o'clock AT NIGHT! As one of my best friends, who lives in Florida would say, "FUCKING DILDO!"- Tyler Griffis. Now that that rant is over, the story shall begin.
"Class, settle down." Iruka said, before sighing. They weren't shutting up, except for the kid with the Duck Ass haircut, the Blonde kid in the awesome clothes, and the Lavender haired girl that was leaning her head on the Blondies sholder. "Must I resort to this? Yep. Damn." Iruka thought. He started handsigns, but stopped when a kunai was flying towards his face from the Blondie.
"Yo, you shouldn't use jutsu to get a bunch of six year olds attention. Just tell me to get 'em to shut up. Sasuke, Hinata, and I can get 'em to shut up faster that the 'Demon Head Jutsu' can, trust me." Naruto said.
"There is no way he should be able to tell that I was about to use a jutse, and definately not a specific jutsu, not at this age." Iruka pondered, "Okay, then get them to be quiet."
Naruto just grinned, as did his brother and girlfriend. All of a sudden, the entire class thought they were going to die.
"What is this feeling? I feel like... I need to die to escape it. If only mom and dad would let me have kunai." Was the collective thoughts of the class.
"How the hell can they use KI at such a young age, and to this extent. Naruto's is self explanatory, as he holds the Kyuubi. But, the Uchiha and Hyuuga heirs? Impossible. Unless... were they pre trained?" Iruka wondered.
"There, now they are quiet, and you can teach. So, class, what have you learned already?" Sasuke spoke.
One boy raised his hand, and asked, "To pay attention to the teacher, and not to tick you guys off?"
"Good. Now, Iruka-sensei has something to say, particulararily at Naruto-kun, Sasuke-san, and I." Hinata commended him.
"How are you able to use KI? I can guess for Naruto, but you two?" Iruka asked.
"We do not wish to tell you that at this time. If you have any problems, go and ask the old man, but otherwise, don't ask questions about us and our background." Naruto answered for the group.
"And who is 'the old man,' exactly?" Iruka asked, confused.
"Who the dobe meant was, Hokage-sama." Sasuke answered.
"Shut is, teme-otouto." Naruto shot back with his own verbal jab.
"Both of you stop it now, before you further scare the rest of the kids, and possibly blow up the building." Hinata stood between them.
"So, you call Hokage-sama, 'old man?' " Iruka asked, nervous at Naruto's lack of respect for the Hokage.
"Yeah, my jiji is just that, OLD!" Naruto yelled the last part.
"Well. That was interesting, but now that we have wasted part of our life, lets get moving. We are having a pop quiz to see what you already know on the Ninja Arts and World." Iruka explained, before tests popped into existance before the children. Naruto chuckled at the weak genjutsu.
"You will more than likely not get higher that a 60, and if you do, you are freaking smart. Begin." Iruka said.
Naruto, Hinata, and Sasuke looked at the test, and almost snorted aloud, "THIS is what they call a test that most would only get a 60 on? That is sad."
Naruto just pulled out his pencil, and started writing.(Written stuff is both itaclicised and underlined. Like so.) "What was the founder of Konoha's last name? Duh, Senju and Uchiha. The Yondaime's full name, and nickname. Kami, if I dodn't know my own dad's name, I would be ashamed; Minato Namikaze, and Konoha's Yellow Flash." Naruto answered all of the questions in a simalar fasion.
Hinata and Sasuke were thinking along the same lines. "This is kiddy stuff. We are kids, but still. This is easier that taking a breath." It was actually quite hard for any of the trio to take breaths, because of the resistance seals placed on them by Naruto.
FLASHBACK, START!
"Oi, Hinata-chan, teme-otouto, come here. I want to put a new kind of seal on us." Naruto yelled.
They just groaned, "How many seals are you gonna put on us?"
"As many as it takes for us to be the best ever." Naruto said cheerfully.
"Ass." Sasuke said.
"Prickless Prick." Naruto commented back, "Let us get started. Sasuke, take the shirt off, and get ready for some laboured breathing, for the rest of your life." Naruto commanded.
Sasuke just gulped, but did as he was told. Naruto took his bamboo calligraphy brush and started drawing kanji over Sasuke's heart, lungs, and major muscles. He performed about fifteen handsigns, and slammed them into Sasuke's stomach.
"Did you have to slam them that hard?" Sasuke asked, wheezing for two reasons;one, the seals; and two, the wind had been knocked out of him.
"No, but would you have rather me used alchemy to make the seal instead?" Naruto asked. Yes he has told them about alchemy, and has even started teaching them it.
"NONONONONONONONONO!" Sasuke screamed like a little girl.
"Okay, that's what I thought. Hinata, please take off the jacket, and shirt, but not the bra, we don't want a repeat of last time." Naruto said, blushing.
Flashback inside a flashback, start
"Hinata, please take off the jacket, shirt, and bra." Naruto commanded. She did, and both Naruto and Sasuke passed out from blood loss. She used this chance to see who's was longer, Naruto's or Sasuke's. I think you know what the thing is. Naruto's was longer, being seven inches, while Sasuke's was six. She used Byakugan, of course.
Flashback inside a flachback, KAI!
Hinata started blushing, too, because of how long Naruto's was then, so it must be longer now. She did as told, but just flashed Naruto a little bit. Naruto got a tent in his pants, and he WAS longer than before. "He is going to be a giant by the time we are fourteen. And, I intend to ride him for three days straight at that point, if not before." Hinata thought.
Naruto repeated the process as he did with Sasuke, but didn't slam his hands into her stomach nearly as hard. She started gasping, and then caught her breath.
"It is done, we have resistance seals on, and it will make training harder, but we will reap the benefits." Naruto said.
"We had better." Sasuke said.
Hinata was just leaning on Naruto's sholder.
FLASHBACK, KAI!
After five minutes, our trio of heroes were finished with the test, and put their heads down on the desks. Iruka saw this, and misinterpreted it, thinking they were lazy.
"You three, in the back. Get back to work." Iruka yelled.
"We are finished!" Yelled all three of them without even raising their heads.
"Bull!" A doglike boy named Kiba yelled.
"Iruka-sensei, please take our papers from us, and tell them that we are finished." Naruto said.
"Whatever. I doubt that you will even get a 60 if you are done this quickly." Iruka said. When he picked up the papers, he quickly looked over the papers, and almost dropped them. On the technical questions, they gave better solutions that the grading book did. On the history questions, they answered perfectly. On ninja applications, it was flawless.
"T-they a-are d-done. And, the work is p-p-p-p-per-perfect." Iruka stuttered.
"It was a fluke!" Kiba yelled out again.
"Piss you." Naruto yelled at him.
"Screw off!" Sasuke yelled also.
"Go give yourself a suckjob if you can, muttley." Hinata yelled. All three of them flicked him off at the same time.
Iruka just looked on in surprise. Naruto, he could understand. Sisn't he grow up in the ghetto? But, again, the heirs to the two most prestegious cland in Konoha?
"You have five more minutes, class. And, you three, great job." Iruka said, ignoring the rude comments the trio gave Kiba.
"Can we go outside and practice our kunai and shuriken? We won't throw them at anyone unless they screw with us unnessicarily." Naruto asked.
"Sure. You got your own kunai and shuriken?" Iruka asked.
"Yeah, we forged them ourself. I personally think that the dobe's kunai are the awesomeness, and Hinata's shuriken are demonic in shape and nature." Sasuke shuddered.
"Why do you say that, for both, and furthermore, how did you get the supplies needed to forge them?" Iruka asked.
"First, this it my kunai." Naruto said, holding up his kunai. It was blood red, not from blood, made of an unknown metal. It had four extra spikes protruding from each of the sides, and another four protruding from each of the sides of those four. So, the kunai had 21 spikes total, including the main one.
"This is the shuriken." Hinata motioned to the shuriken stuck in the wall. Or, in the wall seven classes down. It has made of the same metal, and had chakra residue emenating from it. It had 21 spikes on it, forming a circle, and had kanji seals all over it.
"And, for the supplies, what did we say about asking us about our background?" Sasuke finished.
Iruka was flabbergasted. Those weapons, they could tear straight through 7 walls, and get embedded 3/4 of the way into the 8th. They were barely thrown. No wonder Sasuke said they were demonic in nature.
"Y-yeah. J-just d-dont kill a-anyone." He stuttered.
There was an uproar from the rest of the class, as they wanted those freaking awesome weapons.
"Give me some of those weapons, blondie!" Kiba yelled.
"Yeah! We deserve them so much more than you!" Sakura agreed with Kiba.
"Shut up." Naruto demanded, releasing leagues of KI and chakra. They instantly shut up, and Naruto walked out of the room.
"You two just fucked up real bad." Sasuke muttered.
"The school is about to feel a big shockwave." Hinata also muttered, and they walked out of the room.
"What was that prophesy about, a 'big boo-'" Was all that Sakura got to get out, before the entire school started shaking.
"What is this, an earthquake?" Kiba yelled.
An astral projection of Hinata appeared in the class, saying, "No, this is one of Naru-kun's weaker attacks. We are currently five miles away. For future reference, don't piss Naru-kun off. The jutsu was Rasengan. Iruka-sensei, please don't tell them what Rasengan was." It then faded away. The entire classes' jaws just dropped into the ground.
Two hours later, with Fugaku and Hiashi.
"So, what was with the earthquake?" Fugaku asked.
"The class demanded some of our weapons, I walked out, and used Rasengan on a rock five miles away from the Academy." Naruto explained.
"Well, at least you kept within our 1 percent rule." Hiashi said.
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