Alchemist Ninja: Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(I leave this to Kishimoto Masashi), or any other character except my OC. Nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist(I leave this to Hiromu Arakawa.)
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think/Mindscape link.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
XxDragonXxXSlayerxX, I have a few issues with you.
If I wanted you to comment on the part of the prologue of that chapter, I would have ASKED you to. But, I guess I will humor you.
1. You say, "Who's to say that night you went to some pedophiles and he grabbed ya to 'rape' you?" That is why I carry a sword.
2. You said, "...she also could of taken you to several stores and gas stations that hand out candy on Halloween." Did you read the reason WHY she didn't let me go? I might not have given the reason, but I will now. She claims that Halloween is 'Satanic' because of its origins. Sacrificing children and burning them OVER a THOUSAND years ago.
3. You said, "Chapters need to be longer." I am going to keep the chapters around two to three thousand-ish words each. Generally including the pre-story part, unfortunately.
4. This is the one that really pisses me off, "You need to work on your grammar a bit." Give me five examples in the last chapter where there was improper grammar, not including incorrect uses of semicolons. By the way, Japanese has no difference between plurals and singulars. So I could say, "Naruto threw the kunai(singular)," or I could say "Naruto threw the kunai(plural, as in kunais.)"
5. In your profile, it makes you seem like a hypocrite, "Things I truly hate:.... My mother." Stop being a damn hypocrite. I have reasons, and I am sure you do also. I truly hate my father, with a pure, unbridled hate that surpasses all other forms of hate.
6. If you are going to correct people, actually write stories, so that we can judge you fairly. You judging people without actually creating a fic that we can judge just seems unfair.
The Fifth Rider Of Armageddon, I was a bit rushed when I wrote the last chapter, but thank you for not being a jackass and basically saying it sucks, UNLIKE some other people.
Dragon Man 180, Sasuke will more than likely stay non-emo-broody-asshole. I just don't like people being broody shits. :)
Yash3055, Where the hell did you get the idea that it was SasuHina? From Hinata calling Sasuke, "Sasuke-kun," if so, Hinata calls everyone that. Or -san. But, since they are basically brother and sister, I have her saying -kun.
TerrorPain, If you read the first chapter, you would see that Inmetsu is a combination of all seven of the Homunculi, so techinically yes, all 7 of them have already appeared.
GraityTheWizard, Thanks for the continuing support on both this story and Naruto, Friend of Many. If so for the suggestion, would you have any particular pirls in mind? Also, would you like to be my beta for this story? I am going to send you a connection request for DocX.
Now that that is out of the way, on to the story.
"Stupid Inu-san. I fucking hate his tor- I mean training. I am going to find out JUST who the hell is behind that mask. 400,000 push ups. I am six, for Kami's sake. Mmm, sake sounds good. Bad Naruto, BAD!" Naruto grumbled.
"Ya know, sake does sound pretty good right now. You wanna jack some of dad's?" Sasuke replied.
"Yeah, Naru-kun. Let's just NOT play strip poker afterwards this time." Hinata said, blushing at the last part.
Naruto also started blushing, but Sasuke was just smirking. "Okay, I will make a shadow clone while I am holding the bottle, so that it copies the bottle, too. Good thing we all are Jinchuriki, so we can't get TOO drunk." Naruto said.
"Yeah, shocking to find out that we all had demons sealed into us by Minato-sama, isn't it. It is also shocking to know that the demons can change between our three minds seamlessly." Hinata replied. It seems that the Yondaime actually sealed the Kyuubi into Hinata, the Juubi (Ten Tailed) into Sasuke, and the Irebunbi (Eleven Tailed) into Naruto. The demons are also able to change whos mind they are in instantly, allowing help to one or another if they needed it because of the seals all being made at the exact same time by the same person.
"Yeah. I will name this operation, 'Operation SCSS' for 'Shadow Clone Stealing Sake.' " Naruto said.
"Alright. Op. SCSS into action, NOW!" Sasuke forcefully whispered.
"We are meeting up at the abandoned hut three miles into the woods. Move." Naruto ordered, going into mission commander mode.
"Sir." The other two responded, leaping away swiftly.
Naruto walked into the Main House of the Uchiha complex, being careful not to wake Mikoto with noise. That was when he saw Fugaku. He was sitting at the table, drinking tea peacefully. "Shit. Irebunbi-dono, please give me your abilities of advanced illusions for a minute." Naruto pleaded.
"Fine, but don't screw this one up." He replied.
"Don't worry. Ill be fine." Naruto responded, feeling alive with the Genjutsu creating chakra. Naruto flipped through three handsigns, Rat, Monkey, and Dragon. He then whispered, "Genjutsu:Irebunbi:Illusion of Reality." The area around Fugaku seamlessy melded into the Genjutsu, causing him to not hear or see anything outside of the Genjutsu boundaries. Naruto snuck over to the fridge, and grabbed the bottle of sake. He put his fingers into a cross formation, and several more Naruto appeared. The original Naruto took all of the sake bottles from them and sealed them into a scroll. He then dispelled the clones, put the sake bottle back, and took off to the forest. Once he was about a mile away from the Complex, he released the Genjutsu.
Once he arrived at the shack, he pulled out the scroll, seeing Hinata and Sasuke already there.
"Alright, guy and girlfriend, I got the sake. Let us drink it no... Shit. I forgot the sake dishes," Naruto slapped his forehead at his stupidity, "Never mind. I can just make three shadow clones Henge into sake dishes."
Hinata just giggled, and Sasuke drooped his head to sigh, "Anaki, you really are an idiot."
Hinata took slight offense to that, and started fingering her shuriken pouch.(Not fingering it in a perverted way, you pervs.) This made Sasuke flinch. Naruto poured the sake, and handed out the dishes. "One moment. I am going to convert this scroll into a storage and refridgeration hybrid scroll." Naruto tinkered with it for a minute, until he had it. "I will now convert this other scroll into a butane burner scroll(1)." Naruto drew the kanji nessecary for it, until it lit.
They sat in relative silence until Hinata broke it, "I can't believe that we are SO far ahead of the rest of the class. It is like they didn't even study at ALL before enrolling in the Academy. Except for that Sakura girl, but still, she is a minority."
"Yeah. I can kick all of them to Wind and back in taijutsu." Sasuke smirked.
"They are screwed if they fight me in a Ninjutsu contest." Naruto yawned lazily.
"I can have a kunai to their throat in less time than it takes for Sarutobi-sensei to put that book of his away if they get caught in one of my Genjutsu." Hinata said, confidently.
"Book smarts are all three of our fortes." Sasuke said.
"Street smarts, survival, and experience are Naru-kun's." Hinata praised him.
"Cunning, speed, and being beautiful are Hina-chan's alone." Naruto sent Hinata along blushing.
"Strategy, ruthlessness and torture are mine." Sasuke finished.
"Who wants to play strip poker?" Hinata asked.
"..." Was what came from Naruto.
"..." This was what Sasuke (didn't) say.
"C'mon." Hinata begged.
"Nope." Naruto replied.
"Count me out." Sasuke agreed.
"Yes, please." Jirayia said from the background.
"Perverted bastard, take this, 'Fuuton:Diatoppa(Great Breakthrough).' " Naruto screamed at him.
"This too, 'Katon:Karyu Endan(Fire Dragon Flame Missle).' " Sasuke grunted.
"Asshole. 'Suiton:Diabakufu(Grand Waterfall).' " Hinata yelled.
"Shit." Jiraiya muttered, before being singed by the combined efforts of Diatoppa and Karyu Endan, and doused by Diabakufu. He was sent flying all the way to the hospital, where he was beaten even more by the nurses, before being treated.
"Stupid dipshit. And, the answer to strip poker is still no." Naruto said.
"Agreed on both accounts." Sasuke agreed.
"Aww, why not." Hinata pleaded.
"You remember what happened last time, ero-girlfriend." Naruto sighed at the last part.
"Yeah. I am definately NOT going to play. Nope. Not gonna happen. Anyway, we need to read more from the Forbidden Scroll." Sasuke marshalled them to the scroll that was inside another scroll.
"Let's see. Kageton(Shadow Release):Buraindo Mokushi(Blind Sight). It makes a pitch black cloud that only the user can see through. Gotta use this on Inu-san." Naruto read, adding in the last sentence.
"Hell yeah. I hate it when he sneaks up on us, so we can use it on him, so he can't." Sasuke nodded his head.
"Agreed. We will learn this one now. And, next, Kageton:Bouchou Kassha(Hearing Block) to eliminate one of the ways for them to target us while in the smoke." Hinata finished.
"It says to think of an absolute void with nothing but you in it, and exhale. You should send out a black fog that suspends your opponents sight." Naruto explained. When Naruto did this, Hinata and Sasuke thought the fog was emmiting darkness. They both activated their Doujutsu, and looked at the fog. It shocked them what they saw. It actually was giving off darkness, causing nothing but pure blindness.
They both tried the jutsu for themselves, and got the same result.
"Oi, Naruto, Hinata, come to the center of our converging jutsu clouds." Sasuke asked.
"Alright." Naruto said, looking for it.
"Gotcha." Hinata replied, also looking for it.
They walked for a moment, and bumped into each other, and fell down laughing.
"I think that we can only hear each other because of the Bijuu. Inu-san has done nothing since we activated the jutsu. I have a feeling that we altered the jutsu on accident so that it combined the two jutsu we were going to learn." Hinata explained her reasoning. To further it, she yelled out, "INU-SAN!!!!" As loud as she could. Kakashi did nothing.
"Yep, it seems that Hina-chan was right." Naruto confirmed.
"Alright, let's dispell it now." Naruto commanded. At his order, the three fog clouds dissapeared completely.
"Oi, Inu-san, we gotta get home now, and I think you do, too. Say nothing about what you just saw, as usual." Naruto said, before giving Hinata a hug and kiss on the cheek. Naruto and Sasuke walked in the direction of their home, while Hinata walked towards her house.
The Next Day, at the Academy
"Oi, Muttley, how are you doing? Got over the fleas that Shino-san put on you?" Naruto yelled as he walked in.
"Can it, Naruto." Kiba bit back.
"No need to be so feisty, Kiba. I was just messing around with you." Naruto said.
"Class, we will be taking the preliminaries for the Genin Exams. If you get a perfect score on everything in the test, you will be immediately promoted to Genin." Iruka said, getting everyone's attention.
"I'm gonna ace this test." Naruto said.
"Me too." Hinata agreed.
"As will I." Sasuke jibed.
"Okay. First, here is the written test." Iruka said, passing it out. The class other than Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and Sakura groaned.
Five minutes later, the four that didn't groan were finished.
"Good job, Naruto, Hinata, Sasuke, and Sakura. Follow me for the taijutsu test." Iruka instructed.
Of course, Naruto, Hinata, and Sasuke passed it perfectly.
"I am sure you three will perfect the other two tests, so I won't eve bother. Here are your hitai-ate." Iruka praised them.
"Cool." They all said.
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