Alchemist Ninja: Naruto
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto(I leave this to Kishimoto Masashi), or any other character except my OC. Nor do I own Fullmetal Alchemist(I leave this to Hiromu Arakawa.)
"Blah"-Human talk.
"Blah"-Human think/Mindscape link.
"Blah"-Inner Sakura/Hinata.
"Blah"-Demon talk.
"Blah"-Demon think.
"Blah"-Deity talk.
"Blah"-Deity think.
Hello. I honestly think that people are starting to dismiss this story. Whatever.
Damien Murillo, Please log into FF if you are going to submit a review. It would be very helpful. But, to answer our question, I do not mind if you twist the story a little, but please give credit to the original author of the storyline, me.
"So, how the fuck-bucket are we going to do this?" Zabuza asked.
"Duh, moron. I use my stamp to put an invisibility seal on each of us, we walk up the sides of that yacht, we scare the fucking shit out of Gatou so that he gives us his bank account information. He will give us all of the information for all of his accounts. I can tell if he is lying or not." Naruto told him.
Naruto pulled out a stamp that has an intricate seal on it; then he retrieved ink from one of his numerous pockets. Lightly pressing the stamp to the ink pad, he pushed it onto Sasuke's arm. Sasuke quickly faded out of sight. (Think Active Camoflauge from Halo 3) "Once you get the seal, you can see others that have the seal. Quite intricate and was a pain in the ass to make." He repeated the process with the other members of the group. He finally pressed the stamp up against his shoulder, resealed the fuinjutsu supplies away, and they were off.
They ran across the water, Kakashi at point, Hinata at the rear, Naruto and Sasuke at the Flanks and Zabuza in the middle. They took this formation for a reason; the leader and strongest of the team at the lead, the tracker and scouter at the rear as to warn them of any threats coming from behind, the two taijutsu and ninjutsu orientated shinobi at the sides, and the client in the middle. When they reached the yacht, they paused for a moment, looked at each other, and nodded. Sasuke, of course, had a smirk on his face; Hinata was confident, but her face betrayed no emotion; Naruto was grinning like a cheschire cat; Zabuza looked bored ; and Kakashi had his usual Icha Icha Paradisu out.
They sprinted over the edge of the boat, accidentally knocking into one of the guards there. Naruto just snapped his fingers, and small explosions sent the guards on that level flying over the edge. While they waited a moment for his invisibility to come back into effect, Hinata was searching for Gatou's whereabouts on the ship.
"Found the selfish bastard. The uppermost room, three o'clock." Hinata notified them.
They all looked in the direction she specified and smirked. They focused a minute amount of chakra into thier feet and jumped toward the room. They landed directly infront of the door, still in formation. Kakashi cast a low level genjutsu on Gatou through the walls of the cabin, making it seem as though all was normal. They opened the door, closed it, and Kakashi released the Genjutsu.
Naruto decided to fuck with Gatou's head for a minute before revealing themselves. He recasted the genjutsu Kakashi had casted first, and made a fireball. He was going to make Gatou sweat like the swine he is. He slowly made the fireball bigger and bigger. He made it self sustaining once it was as big as a beachball. He whipped up a low level wind jutsu to spread the heat. Sure enough, Gatou started sweating. He reached over to the thermostat, making it lower. He got to fifty degrees, and Naruto grinned like the devil. He kept the jutsu going until the room around Gatou got to the temperature he set it at, and simply killed off the jutsu.
"W-what t-t-the h-hell?" Gatou shuddered under his breath. Naruto and co had to hold in laughter at his shivering form. Gatou returned the thermostat to its normal, 85 degrees.
Naruto, being the devious person he is, took out a kunai and carved a message into the wall of the cabin directly infront of Gatou. The message read 'You have committed many crimes in your lifetime. Therefore, Kami has sent me to haunt you. Be prepared for a lifetime of hell.' Naruto carved it in the scariest font he could imagine. The others in the group were impressed with what he was doing to, as he put it earlier, 'Scare the fucking shit out of Gatou,' he was doing a damn good job of it.
Naruto started slowly dispelling the genjutsu when Gatou was looking directly at the word 'You' that he carved. Gatou's face was priceless when he saw carved words apear in the wall of his cabin. His face turned to horror when he finished reading the words. Naruto decided to mess with him just a little more. He carved into the wall, 'Infact, there are five of us...'
Gatou nearly had a heart attack. First, it got really hot in the cabin of his personal yacht, then it turned freezing, then he set the thermostat to normal, then words carved into the wall started apearing, and new ones were carved as he watched right now. He was scared, and somehow, he knew he was going to die.
Naruto and co walked infront of Gatou's desk, and willed themselves to slowly fade into existance. Gatou nearly defacated in his pants when five people appeared in his personal room. He tried to hit the emergency warning button on his desk, but when the one with blond hair snapped his fingers, the button blew up.
"Gatou, today you die. But first, you have to give us your bank information. This includes ALL of your accounts, the names they are registered under, the PIN numbers, and any extranneous information that we need to make withdrawls." Naruto said before sitting down in front of Gatou.
"Not on your fucking life." Gatou spat.
"Very poor choice of words, Gatou." Naruto smiled before Kakashi and Zabuza pinned his arms to the wall. Naruto clapped his hands together and onto the walls next to Gatou's wrists. The wooden wall conformed to Naruto's will and wrapped around Gatou's arms, trapping him to the wall. Naruto simply started twisting Gatou's ankle. "Tell me the information I want or your ankle will snap. You lie, your ankle snaps, you withhold information, your ankle snaps. It would be a generally good idea to tell me what I want. You comply and you get a painless death."
Gatou felt the pressure on the joints in his ankle, and decided that this person wouldn't hesitate to go through with his threat. He began talking, "Okay, okay, I will talk. I have a total of five bank accounts." Naruto smelled that the rat was telling the truth, so he nodded. "One is Gato Masoni, the PIN is 2836. The others are under Gatou Shipping Industries LLC. They all have the PIN of 3997." Gatou spilled. Naruto nodded, knowing he was telling the truth.
"Good job. You were able to tell the truth. I am impressed. For that, you die a painless death." Naruto said before clapping his hands together and placing them on Gatou's desk. Tendrils of wood shot at Gatou, hitting him in the Jugular, Aorta, Brain, Heart, Liver, Pancreas, and Kidneys. Gatou was dead so fast, he didn't feel anything. "At least I was kind to the bastard, I let him off painlessly. Let's loot his body for any money he happens to have on him." Naruto said.
They checked his pockets and found a nice sum of four hundred million ryo on him. They made off like the bandits they are, crossed back to the land, and Naruto snapped his fingers. The ship exploded in a massive fireball that would impress some of the weaker atomic bombs that we have now-adays. Naruto chuckled and thought back on what Ed, Al, Winry, and Toumoku have done for him. They have made him strong and respected. They have gotten him some powerful teachers, while being great teachers themselves.
The group walked to the hotel they were staying at and wasted the rest of the day. Naruto and Hinata went to their room to go to sleep and...
Lol. I just had to stop it their, didn't I? Yeah, pretty much.
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