The alien looked at Penny with a wicked, and yet perverted, smile on its face. As it held her in its hand, glowing lights lid in its other hand. It waved its glowing fingers on the unconscious Penny, and with a single gentle touch on her body, she was glowing with a bright golden hue. Just then, the alien noticed in the distance a car coming by. It hesitated. The extraterrestrial laid Penny on the ground, went inside its ship, and activated its camouflage function because it was the quickest option it had.
Whose car was it coming straight towards the woods? Did Leonard finally came to his senses and decided to save Penny? Sadly, no, but it was just as good. Turns out it was Raj's car. Apparently Sheldon wouldn't stop bothering Howard and him about the UFO. So they reluctantly brought themselves to the woods.
"Ok, we're here," said Raj, as he parked the car. "Now could we get this search over with, and get back to the apartment?"
"Certainly, men," said Sheldon. "I would need a flashlight first."
"In the glove compartment," said Raj.
Sheldon got it out, tested it, and went out to search for the UFO and its owner. Howard and Raj, meanwhile, stayed behind to express their annoyance.
"This is getting way out of hand," said Howard.
"I know, dude," said Raj. "Every word that comes out his mouth now has something to do with aliens and spaceships. Like when I asked him for a saucer for my drink, he was like, 'Did you say saucer, as in flying saucer? Does this mean you saw the UFO?'"
"Say, you still got the paintball guns?"
"Yeah, they're in the trunk. Why?"
"What do you say we sneak up on him and pelt the hell out of him?"
"Yes!" Raj exclaimed.
They got out two paintball guns and started to look for Sheldon. They sneaked very quietly, so that they could make it the perfect ambush.
"Sheldon?" Raj shouted. There was no answer.
"Sheldon, where are you?" Howard shouted.
"Don't find the UFO without us!" Raj shouted.
Just then, Sheldon's voice was heard. "Howard! Raj! Come quick!"
They ran along in the direction where Sheldon's voice was heard. As they came near where he was, they jump out with the guns only to find Sheldon near the comatose Penny.
"Oh my God," said Howard. "What happened to Penny?"
"I don't know," said Sheldon. "I can't get an answer out of her because she's unconscious. I can't wake her up. Watch."
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"Penny?"
*pat* *pat* *pat*
"Penny?"
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"Penny?"
"Maybe Penny was right," said Howard. "Maybe she did see a UFO. I mean, look at her! She's glowing! Who knows what the alien might have done to her. We better take her to the hospital."
"Great idea," said Sheldon. "But we don't want to catch whatever it is that's radiating her. Good thing I brought gloves. I'm sorry, but there's not enough for you two."
"I think we can risk it," said Howard.
"By the way, what are you doing with your paintball guns?"
As they stood for a moment, Raj whispered in Howard's ear.
"You don't need to whisper," said Howard. "She cannot hear you."
"We brought our guns to defend ourselves from the alien threat," said Raj.
"Oh, of course!" said Sheldon. "Glad you guys got my back."
"Yeah," Howard said, softly and sarcastically.
So Sheldon and Raj picked up the luminous Penny into the car where they drove as fast as they could to the hospital.