Prussia: Kesesese, so far I've only got ONE awesome reviewer - but that's OK, the night is still young:
what! YOUR NOT A COUNTRY ANYMORE! SINCE WHEN! WHAAAAAA! YOU WERE MY FAVORITE COUNTRY! QAQ anyways, I have a few requests... it may seem selfish but...
1) Kiss Austria!
2) If France comes over, force Austria to strip once more and you hidden in that bear head!
3) Your seiyuu is hot~ sing MeinGott!
4) Do things to bully/tease/"foreplay"/do cute things to: Italy, Romano, Iggy, Spain, and Japan!
5) Say sweet things to make girls' hearts to go dokidoki!
6) I dare you to try to strip Russia! hehehe :D
7) Get ubers druunk (that'll be easy for you ;) )
8) Do "things" to Austria... (p.s. go wild)
9) Do/say things to make Hungary pissed ( just remind her that she once thought she was a boy once-upon-a-time~)
10) Vid your whole experience with Japan's video cams also make Japan hang with you while you do that!~
PLEASE DEAR AWESOME PRUSSIA! DO ALL THESE FAVORS FOR ME! I was also thinking ... shall we exchange e-mails? I'll let you pet me ( lolz i know about your petting fetish! ;) )
Do listen to MeinGott and Song written by me, for me they are suuuuper awesome! Duuuude check out how hot Prussia's seiyuu is~
Prussia: Well, eeehhh, I haven't been a country in quite some time... technically, I shouldn't even exist at all after World War II kesesesese...
And well, we've got PLENTY of time tonight to get all of your requests done. Lemme see...
Well first things first, I've got to round up the Bad Touch Trio, and they'll be bringing refreshments... and have them round up everybody else for the party... HUNGARY? I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NO PARTY POOPERS! Well, well I suppose I could trick her into getting uber drunk so that she'll be EEEEAAAASY... and have less coordination with a frying pan kesese!
(Dials on cell phone) Hello, France? I'm having a party down at Specs's place. Bring all the beer that you can find! WHAAA? Don't give me that I only drink fancy French wine Scheisse! Fine, I'll just have Spain bring el cerveza. Bring your fancy champagne, to each his own... and while you're at it take anybody you can get to come with you? Danke. (hangs up and calls Spain) Hola, Spain, I need you to bring fifty - make that ONE HUNDRED cases of beer. I'm naving a BIG PARTY tonight at Specs's. And don't forget to bring Romano, ah boy it's hardly a party without his potty mouth! OK see you in one hour! (hangs up)
OK, so the party hasn't quite started yet, and I'm NOT singing MeinGott until I'm UBER drunk... but I suppose I COULD give Specs a kiss while waiting on the party to arrive...
(sneaks into Austria's bedroom. Austria is sound asleep under satiny lilac covers, a smile on his face, his glasses folded up neatly on his dresser.)
Now we don't want to wake him up until the party starts, don't we? After all, he DOES need his beauty sleep! Kesese he gets so much of that, going to bed as early as he does, that no wonder he sparkles like a freaking Stephenie Meyer creation! Awww, isn't he adorable... he'd be even more adorable while wearing these!
(Puts glasses on Austria)
Oh, and I think he would look even MORE adorable with a moustache, dontcha think? I doubt he's even MAN enough to grow a moustache.
(Draws a moustache on Austria's face)
Hmm, yes, his face is so baby soft I'll bet he doesn't even have to shave... but he probably buys shaving cream anyway to shave his legs and his pits like the prissy woman that he is...
(runs into his bathroom and comes out with shaving cream)
KESESESE I KNEW IT! (sprays over Austria's glasses)
And last but not least... (leans over to kiss him, sticks his tongue over his mouth and licks over his mole, doesn't stop until Austria twitches and moans slightly)
Whaaa, is Specs talking in his sleep?
Austria: Grrllii... mnm...
Prussia: Hmm, sounds like he just said GIRLY MAN! KESESESESE YOU GOT THAT RIGHT PRINCESS!
(Kisses him again on the cheek) Gute nacht for now, cause you're having a WILD time tonight!