Sheldon, Raj, and Howard drove all the way back to the woods. As they got out of the car, they all huddled together to form a plan.
"Okay, here's the plan," said Sheldon. "We'll get the paintball guns out of the trunk and use them to defend ourselves. If there's the first sign of an alien, you two charge while I witness."
"Wait how come you don't get to fight," Howard asked.
"Because I have to take photos to show the entire world that there is life on outer space," said Sheldon.
"Nobody will believe you," said Raj. "Let me take the photos. I am an astrophysicist, and this may provide a good opportunity to get back on top."
"Please, Raj," said Sheldon. "You've had none much to do when you came and work for me. Like I said, most people won't believe musicians because their sighting of a UFO was the result of their drug-inducing hallucinations, while politicians….well, they're hardly honest nowadays."
"Look, forget it!" said Howard. "Let's just find the UFO."
They all got out the paintball guns from the trunk of Raj's car. Then they sneaked quietly around the woods to see if they could find the UFO this time. Then they heard a noise and noticed fog in the distance. It sounded like computer sounds. They all went into the direction where the sound and fog were seen and heard. And then finally they found themselves where they found Penny with the ship right in front of them.
"See?" said Sheldon. "I was totally right!"
"Dear lord," said Howard. "I've seen anything like it."
"Look, the door's open," said Raj. "Let's explore it."
"Yes!" Sheldon exclaimed. "Let's go inside! Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper, you're about to make history!"
They walked up to the ship with extra caution. When they were inside, they were astounded. In a corner was a giant monitor with a keyboard. But the biggest thing they noticed was all around the walls and ceiling were poster pinups of various women from earth, mostly celebrities from America.
"Look at all these posters!" said Raj. "There's Angelina Jolie; Cameron Diaz; Megan Fox; Gillian Jacobs; Nicole Kidman…this looks like the inside of Howard's room. I'm guessing the alien just wants to get laid."
"So this visitor is essentially an extraterrestrial Wolowitz?" Sheldon said. "Well, that's disappointing."
"Guys," said Howard. "My room doesn't look anything like this right now; I'm engaged, remember? Second, an alien version of me? That's just ridiculous."
Sheldon then notices a diagram on the wall of the ship. On it, there were two pictures separated by a line. The first picture had an outline of a giant alien right next to a normal sized female earthling, while the second picture had the outline of the alien with the woman being his size.
"Guys, take a look at this," said Sheldon.
"My God," said Raj. "That alien is planning on kidnapping beautiful women and growing them to his size."
"That means in just a few moments, Penny will become a giantess!"
Suddenly they heard giant thuds on the ship. The boys froze for a moment. The giant alien saw them, and was angry to have intruders in his ship. The three cowered before the towering being.
"No!" said Howard. "Don't squash us! Don't turn us into giants! We'll be ostracized; removed from society, though I wouldn't mind being a couple inches taller but still!"
"Men, now is the time to attack," Sheldon said.
They all remembered that they were armed and started shooting paintballs at the alien. The alien groaned in pain, as he was being pelted. He was getting angrier which was a sign for the others to move out. They all ran out of the ship and continued to fight in the open space.