A/N: I love House of the Scorpion and Hetalia. This is about the actual country Opium, his personification. Aztlán and America will probably make later appearances. Review!
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Opium sat at the world conference. He was well composed, and well dressed.
It would be hard to believe that he himself and the majority of the people within his nation were drug addicts.
Then again, you could instantly tell from the name of his land.
Opium was a powerful drug, harvested from the poppy plants that grew so easily on the estates of the major drug lords.
The poppy plants managed by the eejits.
Opium felt no guilt for what was going on in his country.
He felt no guilt towards the immigrants who became eejits.
They deserved what they became.
Life for Opium was good. It had always been good.
Therefore, he sat at the world conference, smiling to himself and sipping his coffee.