Two
"L, get your dirty hands off me!"
"What, I thought you enjoyed being touched by me, Yagami-kun?"
"No, stop-ah!" Muffled moans.
"What, Light-kun?"
"It's…it's…it's so tight!"
"Just take it in, Yagami-kun…you look great."
"Ahhh, no!"
…
L pulled a strand of strong with his teeth and tugged hardly as he felt the maid outfit tighten up considerably. Making necessary adjustments, he glanced up at Light's face and chuckled when he saw the mortified look on the younger man's pale frame. Damn, he looks great, L thought to himself as he stared into the mirror, looking at Raito's reflection.
The outfit suited him perfectly.
"Damn it, L," Light complained, scrutinizing himself in the large mirror. "I look like a stupid maid!" he bawled, folding his arms grumpily. "I don't like this one bit."
L snickered, his eyes glinting. "Oh Light-kun, you look fine, don't worry. Besides, you're supposed to look like a maid, you idiot," he answered fondly, tightening knots and so forth.
"Is this roleplay even necessary?" Light frowned, his forehead creasing. "Why do we have to do this every time we…"
"Shh," L interrupted gently, placing a finger on Raito's trembling lips. "Just because."
"I don't give a shit, L. I'm Seme tonight after this," Light growled harshly, eyeing the detective with a nasty glare.
"Whatever, my sexy uke. Now hold on for a second while I go get the bunny ears to compliment your outfit."
…did he just call me uke?
"FUUUCCKKK YOU L!" Light hollered at the top of his lungs, his face red-hot as he panicked, trying to remove the unmovable maid outfit from his body.
"I'd like that," came the smug reply.
Oh my gosh, so much boy love. *faints from nosebleed*
Reviews, please! *puppy eyes*