A/N: I do not own anything of Vocaloid or related.
Dear ESD,
Today was kinda chaotic again so it would be kind of "boring" to write about. But I have some good news.
So far, my diary entries have been short for a reason. It's because of Master.
Okay, so a few years back, everyone in the VOCALOID household could sleep whenever they like and sometimes we had parties that lasted till' two in the morning and everyone would be passed out and someone not drunk would have to call the Master who lives six blocks away from us to come reboot everyone.
Master got kind of sick of it so now everyone has to go to bed at TEN.
TEN'O CLOCK.
Everyone scoffed. Pretty absurd. Everyone thought like: "NO WAY GONNA HAPPEN DUUUDEEE." But of course, Master made sure Meiko checked that everyone went to sleep by bribing her with eight beer bottles per day. So now if you're NOT ASLEEP BY TEN and Meiko just randomly walks in, she screams at you and smashes your head with a beer bottle.
I'm always writing entries at last minute before bedtime so now I think I should write an hour' before bedtime, right after Family Time which is half an hour after dessert.
Family Time is this thing that Miku came up with to "bond" with everyone, which of course doesn't work.
Basically, everyone sits in the living room and tries talking to VOCALOIDs you've never ever spoken to. Ever.
Since there are so many VOCALOIDs, yeah, it's difficult. I tried talking to Lola yesterday but she had this weird accent and was speaking English which I'm not the greatest at. I tried SeeU today, but her Japanese stinks and that Korean accent made everything hard to hear.
So me and Akaito just..paired up?
I WAS REALLY HAPPY. LIKE REALLY HAPPY. HAPPEHH.
I'm like a teenage girl in love. But I'm a boy. And I haven't exactly came out of the closet yet.
Now I feel gross.
ANYWAY, today Akaito asked me to come to the movies with him on Saturday (with Rin which is unfortunate).
I COULD SING! Except that the fact that it's 9.59 OMMG I BETTER GET TO SLEEP.
SCOOTLES.
-Mikuo