"You cant get pregnant!"

Eclipse pulled against the dragon's hold. She looked at the child. He stared back, his blue eyes huge. How he had managed to hold his breath for so long, she had no clue. She smiled sadly, kissed his forehead and ever so sweetly... punted him out of the water. She twisted back to the dragon. She snarled. "You have made a very unstable person very mad."

The child came zooming out of the water, screaming and holding his butt. He landed on Johnny's lap. Johnny stared as the kid sputtered and coughed. Brilliant blue eyes looked up at him. The kid grabbed the front of his jacket. "The lady... She spoke to me! In my mind! Cough. She said, 'Tell the man and girl up there to get ready to get wet and to have something sharp with you! He coughed and looked up at Johnny. "Please! Help the lady!" Johnny nodded and put the kid next to him. The child's mother immediately hugged him, sobbing. "My Baby!"

"Look!" Someone shouted.
The water was slowly turning black.

Eclipse swam backwards. She had just cut its tender snout with her nails. She swam to the surface as it blundered around, holding its nose. She broke the surface. Round her was black water. She swam over to where Johnny and Her younger self sat. She grinned at them. She looked at Johnny. ⌠"How long can you hold your breath? A minute?"

"Longer."

"Oh good. Hope you don't mind getting wet. You are pretty handy with a blade. Let's go." She grabbed the front of Johnny's shirt and yanked him in the water.

"Gah!"

Johnny stared around widely. Eclipse was next to him, pointing at a huge red dragon. Johnny reached into a coat pocket and pulled out a long blade. He handed it to Eclipse and grabbed another one for himself. Eclipse swam forward, dragging Johnny with her. The dragon was licking its nose, whimpering softly. Eclipse pulled Johnny to the bottom of the river. She put a rock in his pocket to keep him from floating off and handed him a square of gum. Eclipse put her gum in her mouth, and Johnny stuck his in hid mouth, chewing slowly.
"Hey man how's it taste?" Johnny gasped and turned around. He came face to face with a giant fish. "Well?" The fish blinked. "I asked a question. Humph. Jerk."

The fish swam away. Johnny stared after it and looked at Eclipse. She grinned sheepishly. "I didn't make this batch. Moon Glimmer did. It's only supposed to be dragons, but he liked fish. And look! TisztasАg!"

The red dragon was swimming to his brother. It pushed his brother. "Wake, brother dear. I said awake." The dragon bit the other one's tail. The grey one awoke.

"Ooh. Brother, why must you have that knack of waking me up in the middle of a fabulous dream!" It sighed and covered its eyes. "I was in a large field.. Eating pixies."

The red one sighed. "Oh brother dearest! You should know that it would take thousands of pixies to satisfy your hunger."

Eclipse giggled and Johnny looked at her. She smiled sheepishly. "Sorry. He sounds gay."

TisztasАg sniffed the water. "Brother! Do you smell that?"

The grey one, Faj, sat up and sniffed. "Smell what brother dear?"

"The smell... the alluring scent, of a fresh, fertile, woman."

"Fight the urge to commence making babies, brother, fight the urge."

Eclipse shrank against a rock and pulled Johnny after her. "Okay, here's the plan. I take Mister Horny over there and you-"

"I want that woman!"

"On second thought, you take the horny guy and I take mister cruel!"

"Why The sudden change of plans?"

"You cant get pregnant! Here we go!" Eclipse charged from her hiding spot, punched Faj on the nose, and swam off, the dragon snarling after her. TisztasАg scowled. "DON'T KILL HER! I HAVENT PLAYED WITH A WOMAN IN A WHILE! JUST ROUGH HER UP ABIT!"

Johnny felt his blood rise. How dare he... how dare it... Johnny saw red.

The dragon shook its head and sniffed the water. "Eh? Another scent..of a male?" The dragon scowled. "Grr. Those aren't fun to play with."

"No. But it's fun for us to kill bastards like you!" A thin man came out of nowhere and threw a knife at the dragon. It roared when the blade stabbed hit its long neck. It stared at the man. "Oh dear. You've made me mad. I'm not lovable when I'm mad" The dragon roared and charged, moving fast for its immense size. The human disappeared. "Human? Where'd it go? Come out come out wherever you are! I will find you!" It sang softly.

Johnny peeked around a rock at it. It had its nose to the river bed, snorting and sending up dust. Johnny grinned and walked around to the other end. He twirled a blade, and threw it, getting the dragon's left flank. "This is going to be fun!"

for those of you who dont know, to punt means to kick, sorta like in football.