Deck The Halls III


Okay. This was a little late, but my internet was down for some time. Enjoy!


Christmas Morning.

Goku smiled a sinister smile as he thought of what had happened last night in the living room, which used to be fallen but was now repaired by Ruriko's uncanny resourcefulness It was now taped to the wall.

"Merry Christmas, Goku!"

"Hey, guys! Guess what happened last night?"

Sanzo was on the couch, sipping a cup of eggnog. Gojyo, Ruriko and Hakkai were having a snowball fight outside the open window, which they stopped for a while.

"What did happen last night?" Sanzo asked.

Ruriko and Hakkai looked at each other, worried. They both nodded at each other and got a snowball ready to throw at Goku.

"Give me a C," Goku said. Gojyo brought a guitar out of nowhere and plucked a string.

"Ahem."

Twas the night before Christmas, all throughout the house. Not a creature was stirring, but my stomach was. I crept down the stairs, heading for the ref, but here's what I saw...

I saw Hakkai kissing Ruriko

Underneath the mistletoe last night.

They didn't see me creep

Down the stairs to have a peep;

They thought that I was tucked

Dreaming of food in my slumber

Then, I saw Ruri noticed me

And shouted "What the hell?!" back at me...

Oh, what a laugh it would have been

If Sanzo had only seen

Hakkai kissing Ruriko last night

PAK! PAK!

Two snowballs went in from the window, one hitting Goku in the nose, the other in the stomach.

"Hey, those two just ran away," Gojyo said.

A speechless Sanzo just blinked. "So what do I care if the Sultra Guardian was kissed by the driver?"

Meanwhile...

Ruriko stopped running, panting. "Um, Hakkai? What if Sanzo didn't, and wouldn't mean to kill us?"

Hakkai thought about that for a while, then continued running. "Ruriko... better safe then sorry. We'll be back for lunch anyway."

"Hakkai, What would people think?"

END