I do not own Soul Eater, though I wish I did. :(

The Valentine

"WHAT?"

"Onii-San?"

"I THE ALMIGHTY BLACK STAR, KNEW THIS ALL ALONG! HAHAHA!"

"No way, Maka Albarn has a brother?"

"That's her Mom?"

"I heard she was traveling the world."

"OMG, it's the Kami Albarn."

"He's not SYMMETRICAL!"

"Hey Big sis, that boy looks like a hot, male version of Maka-Chan."

"HE IS SO HOT!"

"IKR? I'M TOTALLY GONNA ASK HIM TO THE DANCE!"

"Black Star, don't hang on the ceiling. It's rude."

The whole entire room was talking, gossiping, and yelling questions. That is until Professor Stein decided he had had enough.

"UNLESS EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE DISSECTED, i SUGGEST YOU ALL SHUT UP!"

The room became eerily silent. Kami Albarn was rubbing her temple with her fore finger and thumb, as if trying to ward off a headache. The very grumpy looking teenager standing next to her was glaring at anyone who dared to ogle at him. When his face turned towards his Maka, his face softened.

"Hey Sis, I'm back." He stated.

The young scythe meister slowly got up, walked down the rows, and kept going until she was directly in front of him. All of class crescent moon couldn't help but notice how similar the two looked.

" 'I'm back', 4 years and all you have to say is I'M BACK! YOUR KIDDING ME RIGHT? FOUR DAMN YEARS, AND NOT A WORD TO YOUR TWIN SISTER? I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO BEAT YOU TO A BLOODY PULP OR THROUGH YOU OFF THE TOP OF THE FUCKING BUILDING!BOTH OPTIONS AREN'T LOOKING TO BRIGHT FOR YOU! " Maka took a deep, shuddering breath before continuing "HAJI, DO YOU BLAME ME? Do you blame me for what happened? Sora's death?"

Her voice cracked, and suddenly Haji pulled her into a hug as she started to sob. All of the students just stared at them.

"Alright, class is dismissed early today, I want you all to read the first section of chapter 28 for homework. Oh, a reminder no school for the next five days given to the fact that we're still rebuilding parts of the school. See you later." Stein said, rolling backwards into the hall on his chair, then falling, yet again.

Soul walked slowly behind the two ash-blond twins, trying not to startle them as the elder comforted Maka. Haji looked up to see a white haired, red eyed teen who looked slightly older than him walk up. He could see his soul, which appeared to be a weapon. Maka's partner! He looks pissed!

The female scythe meister lifted her head off her older brother's shoulder and looked at her best friend who was gazing straight into her eyes.

"Um, Haji, was it? Do you mind if I have a private word with my partner? Her soul wavelength is going everywhere, so it might be best if you two separated for a minute or two. You don't have to, I understand that you haven't seen her in a long time."

"Soul, I-I, I'm sorry. That must have been so confusing for you and I know that finding out that I have a brother that way might have come as a shock and..."

"Hey, it's cool. I have a few siblings I don't talk about either. Besides, it sounded as if you were pretty ticked off at him for leaving, so it's all understandable." Soul said, his hands shoved in his pockets, shrugging all nonchalant.

Haji held up his right hand to the teenage Death Scythe, giving him a critical glare, as if trying to see if this guy was worthy of being his twin's partner. The albino boy returned the look, giving him a firm handshake. Maka eased out of her brother's grip, then raised an eyebrow at Soul, glancing at him, the handshake, then at him again. He gave yet another shrug, took his hand back and smirked. The emerald eyed girl rolled her eyes at him, then moved swiftly to face Haji. The blow she gave to the back of his head was unsurprising to those who knew the scythe meister best, but to an unsuspecting onlooker, it sure came as a shock.

"OWWW! Jeeze, Lee. What type of training are these people giving. If i didn't know any better, I'd think you were taking steroids. Wait, stop, DON'T HIT ME AGAIN! I'M SOWWRY SISSY."

Maka sighed, lowering her hardback book. In all honesty, she found her big brother's fear of her books amusing. Soul, on the other hand, seemed not to mind the pain. In fact, she would go as far as calling him a masochist. Not that anyone would ever know that.

"Excuse me for interrupting, my name is Death the Kid. I couldn't help but notice you called Maka 'Lee'. Now, why would you call her that?" The golden eyed boy asked, obviously ignoring the incredulous look Kami gave him as she watched the scene unfold.

Haji scratched the back of his head, trying to look innocent while is twin gave him a murderous look.

"Well, you see, well, um. Her middle name is"

"Haji, if you tell them, I will personally make sure you never have children. You got that?" Maka growled out, her face appearing to be purely evil and vexed. (Vexed means mad or ticked off)

Soul's face went from his normal, cool guy, grin to a mischievous smile. His partner shivered slightly, knowing she would never here the end of it if he found out her dreaded middle spoke out, trying to save her son from the corner he had been shoved into.

"Her middle name is Leonia, but she prefers Lee. For some strange reason, she hates it."

Soul started to snicker, Black Star, Patty, and Liz where bursting with laughter, Kid was smirking, Tsubaki was holding her hand to her mouth, trying not to giggle. Maka sighed in defeat, knowing that her life was officially over. When her brother gave her a big smile, she huffed in anger.

"Don't know what your so happy about, bird boy!"

"I'm not a bird boy, for the last time!"

"I beg to differ, Stork!"

"Candy stealer!"

"Pillow hogger!"

"TREE-HUGGER!"

"CHOCOLATE HATER!"

"PHYSIC KNOW-IT ALL FREAK!"

"MIND READING CREEP!"

"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP BEFORE I BEAT YOU SENSELESS!"

"Yes Mother!" They said simultaneously.

Chapter End

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