Chapter 2

Future Time Off

I walked at the back of the freak show, school was over and I was watching for anyone charging at our group with guns or screaming bloody murder

You guessed it! The first day was a disaster.

"Well that was fun, wasn't it?" Kisame asked me (AH! SHARK ATTACK!)

He had been pestering me the entire day, since he was in my class after all. Along with Itachi, Jasmine, and Hidan

"We almost got expelled." I reminded bluntly

Kisame said something else, but I wasn't listening, I was too busy watching that Sasori kid and Kaley talk to each other; Kaley was leading the group since we were all walking to her house now, and I realized that she wasn't too afraid to talk to that redhead kid after the day.

Straaaangee….

"And then I killed that chick and threw her puppy out the window…" Kisame suddenly rolled off

"WHAT?" I asked

"Now that I've got your attention, who the heck are you people?" Kisame smirked, his pointed teeth showing

I groaned

"You shouldn't be asking that question." I stated

"Oh us? We're all male strippers who dazzled Kaley with our show so she took us in. We all take turns every night." He replied

Zoey turned around swiftly

"Video or it never happened." She stated

"Gross," I said, pushing her away, "I'll have to get the real story out of Kaley later."

"What? You don't trust my words?" The blue man asked

"The minute I laid eyes on you I knew you weren't trustworthy." I muttered

"That sounds like love at first sight." Kisame said smoothly, wriggling his eyebrows.

I glared at him.

"You and Zoey are meant to be." I declared

"Gross no, he's all yours Lolita." Zoey scoffed

I sighed; Lolita was my nickname of the group. Jasmine was Goth (Whether she liked it or not), Zoey was Girly, I was Lolita, and Kaley was Preppy

Zoey had basically grouped us into High School styles.

"Oh, she gets a nickname? What about me?" Kisame asked

"You're already Jaws Jr." I stated

"DAWWW isn't that so cute? Please tell me you're a couple! Already have nicknames for eachother!" Zoey cooed

I mentally face palmed

"KISAME YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY?" Hidan screamed, looking at us over his back as he walked

"I guess so." Kisame smirked, putting his arm around my shoulders

I promptly slapped his face

"My Jashin, you have shitty choice, look at her! SUCH A WHORE!" Hidan exclaimed

My eyebrow twitched

THIS is what Kaley has brought in, and I'm already being called a whore and rumors of Kisame being my boyfriend are going to be going around.

"HOW AM I A WHORE?" I screamed

"LOOK AT THAT SKIRT!" Hidan said, gesturing to my denim skirt.

"What's wrong with it? It's HOT HERE!" I exclaimed

"IN BATTLE YOU'D BE FLASHING EVEYRONE YOU SLUT!" He screamed at me

"BATTLE? WHAT BATTLE?" I asked loudly

Hidan paused

Thought this over

Then said:

"Never mind bitch."

My eyebrow twitched once more

"Do you know what he meant by that?" I whispered to Kisame.

"You don't want us to think of you as a couple, then stop exchanging love whispers!" Zoey said finally

My mouth formed a perfectly straight line as I contemplated slapping her across the face

She turned around slowly as she realized what I must be thinking

I never got to finally act on my violent urges, since we reached Kaleys big house

Kaley turned to face us all that were behind her

"GO IN! IF ANYTHING BREAKS OR ANYONE DIES, YOU ALL DIE!" She screamed

The other two girls of our friend group were as confused as me

"Anyone, dies?" I asked

"We, all…" Zoey started

"Die?" Jasmine finished

"Oh yeah, that only applies to the Akatsuki!" Kaley said quickly, a sweet smile coming across her face as she realized her mistake

Everyone but us four went inside, as if this was perfectly normal

We stood in silence

A dramatic wind went through the air, ruffling our hair a bit

"What." I started

"The." Zoey continued

"HELL?" Jasmine finished, her mouth getting the better of her language

"Sooooooo much to explain, outside now isn't the perfect place." Kaley face palmed

Reluctantly, we followed her inside of her house.

It was different from the last time I'd been there (5 months though), things were re-decorated. Had she done that on her own?

We passed a TV area, where Hidan and Deidara were currently fighting over the remote, Tobi was running free outside, while Zetsu….. Popped out of the ground behind him? These things and people are weird

Kaley led us to her room

I immediately crashed facedown on her comfy bed, Zoey sat in the beanbag chair, Jasmine stretched out on the floor, and Kaley sat normally on her bed, obstructing my view so I could only listen to her or have a nice view of the back of her tank top and her curly hair.

"So, you'll tell us?" Zoey asked, constantly squirming in the beanbag, causing the bag to make noises

She finally stopped when Jasmine threw a shoe at her

"Shaddup, we need to listen." I reminded, laboriously lifting my head for a few seconds

"Fine, go on Kal." Jasmine muttered

Kaley took a deep breath, and then began to talk.

She told us that she'd woken up one morning and had heard a loud noise from outside. She'd gone to check on it, realizing it had come from the backyard. From there she had found the entire Akatsuki either fighting, passed out on the ground, or, in Tobi and Hidan's case, running around screaming(Both for entirely different reasons of course)

The minute that they'd seen her, dressed in her old tank top and loose pants, they had froze, and the charged

She'd somehow survived by hiding in her closet, and Tobi had found her

He was nice, and somehow got everyone else to stop from trying to kill her.

While she wasn't trusted, she was lucky to find them since she knew who they were. She told them who she was, and that this wasn't their dimension. After arguments, death threats, and attempts to carry those threats out, she'd finally convinced them.

They had decided to stay with her until they found out why they were teenagers, and why they were here.

They had decided to watch over he while she was at school, sending Sasori and Deidara as scouts, then only today they had all gone, to fit in and not to be bored at home.

"So… The reason we haven't been able to go to your house was because you housing these guys?" I asked when she had finished

"Yeahhh…" She muttered

"Woah." Zoey breathed

"You guys HAVE to read Naruto now! If you don't, you have no idea what they're after, who they really are, their deaths, and everything!" Kaley demanded

"Do we HAVVVEEE toooo?" Zoey groaned

"Yeah, can't we just ask you and them?" I begged

"No, they are not extraordinarily willing to tell all of their secrets to you three, and I have no teaching experience, no matter how qualified I am to teach you everything." Kaley explained

"Where do we start?" I mumbled

"From Naruto, all through Shippuden, then catch up on the manga!" She exclaimed excitedly

"How many episodes?" Zoey asked hesitantly

"220 for Naruto, then around 250 for Shippuden, and about a hundred chapters or more?" Kaley estimated

Zoey and I both had our jaws on the floor in shock

"B-BUT THERE ARE TONS OF FILLERS THAT YOU CAN SKIP! I'LL TELL YOU WHICH ONES!" Kaley reassured

"H-how long is an episode?" I asked

"About 22 minutes."

"WHY ARENT YOU SPAZZING OUT JASMINE?" I demanded at the Goth

"I'm already caught up in everything." She replied bluntly

"Traaaaaitorrrrrr." Zoey whispered dramatically

"How are we gonna watch all this stuff?" I asked

"I have all the packs, manga, and episodes." Kaley said triumphantly

"B-BUT THAT'S SO MUCH!" Zoey exclaimed

"My family's rich." Kaley reminded

"Oh yeah…" I breathed

"But this'll take so long!" Zoey exclaimed

"Our parents need us!" I defended

Silence enveloped the room

Then everyone burst out into laughter, including me

"My parents were thinking of going to London for a month over the Summer Break." Zoey coughed out, barely able to breathe

"Bringing you?" Jasmine asked

"They can barely afford to bring me along, they'd be happy not to pay for me." Zoey shrugged

"So you're saying they'd go to London WITHOUT you?" Kaley asked

"If I told 'em I'd be HERE the entire time, they wouldn't look bad." Zoey added

"Perfect, you're on board! You Maria?" Kaley asked

I paused

My family had no plans for the break, but they were in a raffle for a cruise…

"Maybe, but they would need to win that Raffle." I muttered

"I'll get Kakuzu on it." Kaley winked

I gave her a confused look

"If you READ or WATCHED Naruto, you'd understand." She muttered, rolling her eyes

"Jasmine?" Zoey asked

"My dad's too busy with work, and it'd help him to have one less mouth to feed over the break." She shrugged

"PERFECT!" Kaley exclaimed

"But what if we can't get my parents on that cruise?" I asked

"I could get my parents to pay for them! I think they're going on the same one." Kaley said slowly

"When are they coming back?" Zoey suddenly asked

"The second-to-last day of school."

"Oh god… How are we gonna survive the last week of school?" Jasmine asked, shuddering at the thought

"Well, Hidan, Pein, and Kakuzu are most likely gonna get expelled soon, and the rest will go out fine, as long as Deidara can suppress his blowing up urged for a bit longer." Kaley rolled off

"Is it REALLY going to be that chaotic?" I asked

"Most likely, it might just be fun though." Jasmine answered

"This is gonna be FUNNNN!" Zoey exclaimed

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot to ask you guys, so far, who is your favorite?" Kaley asked

"Itachi." Jasmine said immediately

"Hm… TOBI!" Zoey exclaimed

"I dunno yet, maybe Deidara?" I said unsure

"Well, my favorite is-" Kaley started

"SASORI!" We all answered for her

"H-how'd you know?" She asked quickly

"You practically DROOL over him!" Zoey poked

"Don't act like we don't see you eying him and turning down every jock or guy to save the boyfriend spot for him!"I added

"My shipping sense is just off the chart when you're around him." Jasmine added

"It's been four months, and you only talk to him now? This is a sign of shy girl syndrome!" Zoey giggled

"Shut up." Kaley pouted

N: Now, ya'll HATE me for going since… November to write the next chapter for this fanfict, but I've been busy with Changes in Reality! The first chapter wasn't supposed to come out of The New Highschool Experience but I was too impatient and uploaded it, now, I want ya'll to know there WILL be gaps in writing! You're all lucky I took my time to do a second chapter! So be prepared for a few months or more of hiatus!

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